Does anyone have a list of every possible affliction that hypochondria will make you think you have?

Also, lets say hypochondria makes you think you have stupidity. Will it always give the same stupidity line, or is that chosen at random the same way real stupidity is?

I don't think it can make you think you have stupidity, because there aren't any active stupidity messages. For a stupidity message to hit, it would have to replace another message, in which case you effectively do have stupidity. I imagine the appearance of messages separate from any outside situation is the criteria for all of the possible afflictions from hypochondria.

Sure there are. There's the "Hmm, why is everything so difficult to figure out?" one.

Hypochondria has a number of pre-set messages it will generate. If your system is set up properly, you shouldn't be affected by any of them. A lot of the messages are bogus but close enough to real things. Some of them are like the stupidity venom, which you will almost never see without a line above it (the only case being a dart trap). That's how you know it's hypochondria. Get afflicted with it and collect a list of all the message it generates and see what you can come up with. Contact me privately for more details.