Conjugal Harmony

I just have no words...

Win.

Those mugshots are too sexy for words

I am SO registering on that site

Ooh, some of them are hawt.

Pfft.
Hot is here.

oh my god! The nagging stops when the bars close? Wow is all I can say. I reckon I could go another few divorces with some of those girls

OMFG girls after my own heart (with knives and other weapons):

Convictions: Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person.

Convictions: Murder but it wasn't like that i got setup by my pimp and his frenz.

Convictions: Drug trafficking and murder plus some small stuff.

Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life. Lets chat!


And of course the creepy emo girl, can't forget about her... or can I??
Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.

edit oh my how I almost forgot:
Convictions: Tried to kill my old man when he was sleeping but he beat me something bad.

Well duh, if I woke up and my "old lady" was trying to kill me, I would beat her something bad too.


edit edit - OMFG they are doing life and the site says :

Conjugal visits can sometimes be arranged as brief, out-of-prison furloughs. The first meetings for marital consummation are usually arranged within one (1) week of the marriage, and visits can last for up to four (4) days. How long the marriage lasts, however, is up to you.

Umm ok, lemme take some chick out of prison for a few days to a cheap hotel. Yeah that sounds real safe, I would never expect her to take me hostage or run for it.

haha pretty sure it's a joke, but it's still made of win

I thought Fisty the rapist was pretty funny.

It has a very similar ring to this site.