This statement is a lie!

I'd just like to say, Eris clearly smiles on me these last few weeks. Within the span of 2 weeks, I've discovered, joined, and been excomunicated from the rather unknown Discordian Society. I discovered it playing a game where I was the discordian society, looked it up on Wikipedia, and was drawn into a world where all the Fnords went away. If you think I'm crazy, your probably, but I'm just wondering are there any other Discordians on Lusternia? Seems like the type of thing they might or might not go for!

Anyways, I highly suggest if you ever find yourself in a whirling dazing thinking to yourself, "What's it all mean, Alfred?" You should probably check out the work entitled the Principia Discordia. Therein you'll find the answer to every question you never asked, and find a few questoins to the answers you already had! http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/body.html It's available right here, but of course, I'm going to have to excommunicate you before you go there, so if your still reading, consider yourself officially excommunicated from the Discordian Society!


Find the value of nonsense! Find the harmony chaos! Find amazingly fun ways to kill a free saturday particinpating in the ancient war against the illuminati in a surreal Postergasm! Or you know, don't. There are no rules anywhere!

Before you go judging, Discordianism isn't Actaully a Real Religion. That's much TS (Too Serious) for us. I think?

This is a better site to read it, as it preserves the formatting/images/etc of the book.

But yes, it's pretty great.

Regardless of that profane book.. All life begins with Nu, and ends with Nu..

Nu?

OP: You're doing it wrong.

Where's the chaos? Where's the bloodspray?!

You Are what you are what you are that is what we all are, thus stated the dolphin to me, in a happy skree, not unlike a metroid with a fedora. Reach out and take your fish, that sweet apple, and know that you are the fairest of all of the little princesses. (And greatest of the princes! It doesn't really matter, you can be both at once, too. In fact, let's call you a king-queen-duke-baron-knight-various-gender-specific-titles-inspecifically and just have done with, yes?) Swim in that ocean and try to not drown, it's a big place. (If the dolphins are laughing behind your back, just play dead, that'll straighten THEM out.) Oh, tell me if you find the golden submarine while out there, I've been looking for him for a long time.

Jerk owes me ten bucks for being right about something.

And a dinner at one of those soup and salad places, one of the nice ones. Oh yeah.

Hail Est--er, Eris!

OMG Did you see the FNORDS?!