Who needs pants? Now everyone can wear...the Utilikilt! Yes, the stylish Utilikilt, for when you want to feel that healthy breeze, but you don't want to get dressed up. Utilikilts: Let freedom swing! Comes in leather, leather, more leather, and denim.

I would so wear those if they weren't so expensive.

I hate those things with a passion that would make a thousand suns going supernova seem absolutely trivial.

Pants are for squares (the shape of EVIL)

Edit: And yeah, you're not kidding about the price... damn...

Edit *2: WTF HAPPENED TO MY AVATAR

Edit *3: Fixed with a slightly lighter spongebob

My sentiments exactly

This is all Scotland's fault. I say we look up the population of Scotland, and kill Morvior IG once for each citizen of his country.