Return to Bizzaro-Lusternia

by Tekora

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Tekora2008-04-23 02:29:00
Yes, again, with the opening of the Test Server, comes the opportunity to break loose and do all the naughty things you never could IG, like kill your citymates, vandalize vital civil clans and ministries, and rob your city's coffers blind. Thus are the exploits of the few brave souls that venture into this strange and hostile world.

These are their stories.

*LAW AND ORDER 'DUN DUN'*

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Fain, of the Red Masque reclines upon a garishly striped deckchair, smoking a fragrant cheroot and sipping a martini with an olive in it. A pair of fluffy bunny slippers adorn his feet, and he wears a tattered dressing-gown. He wields A sign reading, "IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR RACE, JUST ASK ME in His left hand.

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You are wielding Fain's axe of arse-smiting in your hands.

PROBE AXE

Bottoms are smitten by this axe.
It weighs about 18 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Terentia, the Even Bladed.

WEAPONPROBE AXE

It is a two-handed weapon.
Damage: 385 Precision: 510 Speed: 355
Fain's axe of arse-smiting has no poisons or magical effects on it.
Rika2008-04-23 02:56:38
Nerf Fain's axe.
Doman2008-04-23 04:17:55
On that note, Nerf Eventru. Him and his teleporting me into Lava-y death
Ildaudid2008-04-23 05:00:45
QUOTE(Doman @ Apr 23 2008, 12:17 AM) 505031
On that note, Nerf Eventru. Him and his teleporting me into Lava-y death





On a plus note, I got engaged. Got to kill archons, and was close to killing Ardrak until he called in a boatload of reinforcements.

Funfun fun!!!
Unknown2008-04-23 05:12:54
help
No match found for "helpsystem", trying a search...
Search results for "helpsystem":
No matches found.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Unknown2008-04-23 07:15:43
Just textroll'd a virtually empty server.

SO RONERY.

Edit: In other news, 7100h, 3359m, 4595e at level 77 is wicked awesome.
Diamondais2008-04-23 14:14:19
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Apr 23 2008, 03:15 AM) 505055
Just textroll'd a virtually empty server.

SO RONERY.

Edit: In other news, 7100h, 3359m, 4595e at level 77 is wicked awesome.

Which race is this?
Unknown2008-04-23 17:02:33
QUOTE(diamondais @ Apr 23 2008, 10:14 AM) 505114
Which race is this?


Dracnari. smile.gif

Got one of those 15% life rune buggers, but still.
Morshoth2008-04-24 00:45:40
How do we connect? I didn't even hear about this!
Unknown2008-04-24 02:28:31
First post of the racial rebalancing pt 2 thread discussed it.

mooter.no-ip.org port 23
Arin2008-04-24 08:39:14
You play a minor second on a harmonious sea-blue viola and direct the
disharmonic notes towards Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars.
Blood trickles out of Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars's ears and from the
corners of his eyes.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars drops to one knee, the shining points of
light adorning his fine scaling pulsing and fading.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars says, "I am but a mere flicker among the
stars, defeating me will not stop them all..."
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars screams and dies, as his eyes fly out of
their sockets and blood splurts out of his ears.
You have slain Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars.

Oops?
Unknown2008-04-25 04:40:31
Ragniliff Exeryte Ochet Triana Dylara (Before the Master Ravenwood Tree)
Ragniliff Exeryte Ochet Triana Dylara (Before the Master Ravenwood Tree)
Ragniliff Exeryte Ochet Triana Dylara (Before the Master Ravenwood Tree)
Ragniliff Exeryte Ochet Triana Dylara (Before the Master Ravenwood Tree)
Ragniliff Exeryte Ochet Triana Dylara (Before the Master Ravenwood Tree)
Diamondais2008-04-25 04:55:27
Exeryte gives the corpse of Queen Maeve of the Fae to Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls grabs the corpse of Queen Maeve of the Fae with several tentacles and rips it into pieces, a thousand mouths devouring the
corpse of Queen Maeve of the Fae in a feeding frenzy.

My day has been made.
Arin2008-04-25 07:05:15
You formally contest Princess Catarin Inalai's position as Princess of Celest.

Yes... I want to be Princess...
Tervic2008-05-11 01:13:47
QUOTE(diamondais @ Apr 24 2008, 09:55 PM) 505626
Exeryte gives the corpse of Queen Maeve of the Fae to Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls.
Gorgulu the Devourer of Souls grabs the corpse of Queen Maeve of the Fae with several tentacles and rips it into pieces, a thousand mouths devouring the
corpse of Queen Maeve of the Fae in a feeding frenzy.

My day has been made.


As has mine.
Acrune2008-05-11 01:19:22
QUOTE(Tekora @ Apr 22 2008, 10:29 PM) 505013
You are wielding Fain's axe of arse-smiting in your hands.

PROBE AXE

Bottoms are smitten by this axe.
It weighs about 18 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Terentia, the Even Bladed.

WEAPONPROBE AXE

It is a two-handed weapon.
Damage: 385 Precision: 510 Speed: 355
Fain's axe of arse-smiting has no poisons or magical effects on it.


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