Estarra2008-06-10 16:31:48
Ardmore2008-06-10 16:35:41
I'm not falling for THIS again.
Rauros2008-06-10 16:35:53
I shall not be rick rolled! *afraid to click on link* Google, where for art thou to assist me!?
Rauros2008-06-10 16:36:45
Google SearcH:
YouTube - Atheist Nightmare
Someone describes how God made a banana so that it fits ...
1 min 4 sec -
Rated 2.0 out of 5.0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A
Seems safe...
YouTube - Atheist Nightmare
Someone describes how God made a banana so that it fits ...
1 min 4 sec -
Rated 2.0 out of 5.0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A
Seems safe...
Silvanus2008-06-10 18:55:39
EVERYBODY listen up.
There is a new, better way, of how to open up a banana.
Open it from the bottom, so at the bottom of your banana you have a handle. Much easier opening up a banana from the bottom then the top, and you get a nice handle.
There is a new, better way, of how to open up a banana.
Open it from the bottom, so at the bottom of your banana you have a handle. Much easier opening up a banana from the bottom then the top, and you get a nice handle.
Shamarah2008-06-10 19:18:12
Best religious argument ever. I believe in God now.
Lokin2008-06-10 19:24:33
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Munsia2008-06-10 20:02:06
QUOTE(Lokin @ Jun 10 2008, 03:24 PM) 520016
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
The kleenex Gnome
Eventru2008-06-10 20:20:56
Jolly Schnoz?
Lokin2008-06-10 22:05:36
Gnomes aren't real, everyone knows that!
I like my proof better then a banana, that's just silly.
I like my proof better then a banana, that's just silly.
Shaddus2008-06-10 22:07:04
QUOTE(Eventru @ Jun 10 2008, 03:20 PM) 520038
Jolly Schnoz?
Learn to be around longer. It's Jolly Pringles, the guy from the can of chips.
Xavius2008-06-13 02:11:12
QUOTE(Estarra @ Jun 10 2008, 11:31 AM) 519979
It's not a joke. It's an often-quoted bit of trivia by some of the Creationists with a poor grasp on reality. It's the sort of thing that you really have to pretend you've never heard to have a serious conversation.
Now, if you're ever unfortunate enough to run into someone quoting this to you, you can point out that the bananas we eat are the result of generations of human domestication, that bananas don't grow with nice pull tabs (even domesticated ones), but rather that they're cut that way by people for people, that a hexagonal shape would fit the hand better, and that many fruits, including poisonous ones, change colors because there's something out there that's going to disperse the seeds by eating it, and plants that have colorful fruit are more likely to get their seeds dispersed than the ones that don't.
Everiine2008-06-13 03:16:10
QUOTE(Xavius @ Jun 12 2008, 09:11 PM) 520929
It's not a joke. It's an often-quoted bit of trivia by some of the Creationists with a poor grasp on reality. It's the sort of thing that you really have to pretend you've never heard to have a serious conversation.
Wait, it's NOT a joke??? Oh my, these are the type of people I'm going to have to deal with in my chosen profession... can I get away with cuffing stupid people in RL like I can in Lusternia?
Xavius2008-06-13 03:22:39
QUOTE(Everiine @ Jun 12 2008, 10:16 PM) 520948
Wait, it's NOT a joke??? Oh my, these are the type of people I'm going to have to deal with in my chosen profession... can I get away with cuffing stupid people in RL like I can in Lusternia?
Haven't I already told you the seminary is bad news? Been there, done that.
Unknown2008-06-13 03:32:27
Everiine2008-06-13 04:35:54
QUOTE(Xavius @ Jun 12 2008, 10:22 PM) 520952
Haven't I already told you the seminary is bad news? Been there, done that.
All depends on the seminary and the church.
Evette2008-06-13 04:52:40
Or.. you could just think like I do and believe that it's just another proofing of Darwin's theory of evolution... We held bannanas for too long :/