Nihilistic medicine

by Unknown

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Unknown2008-06-22 01:24:51
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Sohei of the Despondent Faith, Shaddus Mes'ard, Ascendant Slayer says, "Why are you sneezing, there is nothing wrong with the air."

Etmera says, "I dont know."

Etmera covers her mouth and sneezes.

Etmera says, "I cant help it."

You ponder the situation.

You say, "There are medicines for that."

You say, "Or amputation."

Etmera wrinkles her nose and sniffs.

Tynghall smirks at you.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "No, no. Death, then dissection."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Or maybe vivisection while alive so you can get a better idea of how the organs work."

Tynghall ponders Etmera thoughtfully, looking her up and down.

You say, "How the snezing organs work?"

Tynghall looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Perhaps."

Etmera back up really slowly.

You shrug helplessly.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Whatever your desire, really."

Etmera says, "You all are creepy."

You say, "That might work."

"Pssshhhh..." you say.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "More than likely would have to remove the skin and flesh from the skull."

You say, "Standard Nihilistic medical procedure."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Or some of it, at least."

Etmera says, "How can you even stand flesh, shaddus?"

You say, "Amputate first, ask questions later."

Tynghall smiles wryly at you.

Etmera covers her mouth and sneezes.

Etmera covers her mouth and sneezes.

Etmera says, "Ok that one hurt."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "One pain to remove another..."

You say, "Then see if we can stitch it back on."

Etmera coughs softly.

Etmera wrinkles her nose and sniffs.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism stares at Etmera with a wicked grin as his barbed tail thrashes about madly.

You ponder for a moment and say "Hrm..."

You say, "Now that I think about it, maybe amputation is a bad idea."
Etmera wipes the back of her hand across her forehead in relief.

You say, "She's already missing several key body parts."

"What?" Etmera asks curiously.

You say, "No wings, not tail..."

Etmera says, "Well no :censor: im a human."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "I'm a Lucidian. I've both."

Etmera says, "So?"

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "So, your argument is moot."

Tynghall shrugs helplessly.

Tynghall looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

You say, "Being human isn't good reason to be missing important organs."

Etmera says, "I with I had wings..."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Pray to the Lords of Nil."

Etmera says, "But whats so bad about not having either?"

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "That's how I achieve mine."

You say, "For one, you can't fly."

Etmera says, "Really...."

Etmera ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

You say to Tynghall, "I think I have some in a jar someplace. We could sew them on her."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "In a jar?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Wings that will be of use to Faelings will be of no use to humans."

You say, "No, from penitents."

You say, "That were being bad."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Must be a rather large jar."

You nod your head in agreement.

You say, "It is."

Etmera tilts her head and listens intently.

Tynghall looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Etmera yawns suddenly and mightily.

Etmera says, "Wouldnt it be painful for amputation anyway?"

Etmera covers her mouth and sneezes.

You say, "Highly."

Etmera blinks.

Etmera covers her mouth and sneezes.

You say, "Is that a problem?"

Etmera says, "Um...sort of."

You say, "We could fine an Ur'grunt with a mace."

Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith stares darkly into nothingness, thinking about things one can only guess at.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Bludgeon them to uselessness?"

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "That's no good."
"Pssshhhh..." you say.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "They should be cleanly removed."

You say, "We can fix her skull later."

Etmera covers her mouth and sneezes.

Tynghall looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Ah, skull."

Tynghall slowly fades into view, returning to the realm of perception.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "I thought you were still on amputation."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Aye, a mace would do fine for that."

You say, "Amputating with a mace would be difficult to say the least."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Very difficult."

Etmera says, "Pssshhhh..."

Etmera says, "What else is new."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says to Etmera, "Why scoff?"

Grunt Dinoniel Attai, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "Why not combine your ideas?"

Tynghall ponders you thoughtfully, looking you up and down.

Etmera says, "Oh great...a genious."

Grunt Dinoniel Attai, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "Smash her skull with an amputated leg?"

Tynghall ponders Etmera thoughtfully, looking her up and down.

Tya arrives from the south.

A wry smile spreads across Tynghall's face.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says to Dinoniel, "Everyone wins."

Etmera says, "Please i want my legs."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Arm, then?"

Grunt Dinoniel Attai, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "Unlike amputating with a mace, that's actually possible."

Tynghall places his hands on the Megalith of Doom and disappears in a fountain of pulsating energy.

You mutter, "Waste of a perfe...y good mea.."

Etmera leaves to the south.

Etmera arrives from the south.

Ixchilgal leaves to the south.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Oh, she ran off."

Tynghall looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Etmera coughs softly.

Etmera says, "Um...im still here."

Tynghall looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Indeed you are."

Etmera says, "I dont know this place very well so i might just be having to stay here..."

Etmera covers her mouth and sneezes.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "Perhaps we bypass cutting her up ourselves and take her to Lady Nifilhema or Lord Baalphegar."

You say, "Need to find Brother Tynghall some new eyeballs."

Etmera shakes her head.

Etmera says, "No."

Etmera says, "I need to see."

You say, "And more sockets. Two isn't enough."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says to Etmera, "Better than Lord Gorgulu. He'd simply devour you."

Etmera says, "How would I be then?"

You say, "Chewed."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "I would not mind a few more eye sockets and eye balls to accompany them."

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says to Etmera, "That is your own problem to deal with."

"Grrrrrr," Etmera says.

Etmera says, "Before we do..."

You say, "We can grab them off someone that isn't using them."

Etmera says, "GOODBYE!"

Etmera leaves to the east.

"Awwwww!" you say.

Tynghall smirks.

Brother Tynghall, Initiate of Nihilism says, "I was enjoying myself."

Tynghall looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
Kante2008-06-22 02:31:52
(Nihilists): Iytha says, "Anyone care to come along while Nurse Tynghall and I
opperate?"
2868h, 3207m, 2289e, 10p, 12130en, 14085w ex-gwho


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Etmera lets out a faint gurgle in her sleep.
Etmera opens her eyes and stretches languidly, a smile on her face.
2868h, 3207m, 2289e, 10p, 12130en, 14091w ex-
Disciple Kalas Iytha, Apostle of Damnation says, "We immolate her."
2868h, 3207m, 2289e, 10p, 12130en, 14091w ex-
(Nihilists): Amatsemaru says, "What are we dissecting?"
2868h, 3207m, 2289e, 10p, 12130en, 14097w ex-say and that

You say, "And that."
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(Nihilists): Iytha says, "A brain."
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(Nihilists): Amatsemaru says, "Who's?"
2868h, 3207m, 2289e, 10p, 12130en, 14115w ex-gt etmera

(Nihilists): You say, "Etmera."
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Kyoodai Naminey, Apprentice of the Way says, "I really wish to watch this."
2868h, 3207m, 2289e, 10p, 12130en, 14127w ex-
(Nihilists): Amatsemaru says, "May I ask why?"
2868h, 3207m, 2289e, 10p, 12130en, 14133w ex-
(Nihilists): Iytha says, "She's sick."
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2868h, 3207m, 2289e, 10p, 12130en, 14151w ex-
(Nihilists): Amatsemaru says, "I'm in."
Unknown2008-06-22 03:13:30
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I wants ta reed maor RP!

MAOR!!!

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Ralanbek2008-06-22 03:20:51
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Jun 21 2008, 11:13 PM) 524191
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I wants ta reed maor RP!

MAOR!!!

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i hope they saved it all it was quite funny.
Unknown2008-06-22 03:30:41
There was more, along with discussions involving a transplanting mammoth's trunk and putting people's brains in jars. About 3-4 times this. But I forgot to log it.
Kante2008-06-22 03:47:23
As did I. The majority of the time was spent cracking up IRL on my part.
vorld2008-06-23 11:46:12
I joined in on it for a bit. It was very funny.
Prisch2008-06-25 19:43:39
I love how nobody in Magnagora treats me like this.
They either drool in hunger(?), or send me a tell to be very careful while there.

I could stand at the necropolis for days and people just talk to me.
Unknown2008-06-25 21:11:36
QUOTE(Prisch @ Jun 25 2008, 02:43 PM) 525973
I love how nobody in Magnagora treats me like this.
They either drool in hunger(?), or send me a tell to be very careful while there.

I could stand at the necropolis for days and people just talk to me.

Act smart and you won't be bothered