Japenglinese

by Kaylee

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Kaylee2008-06-27 11:06:29
This is something my friends and I do on Stickam those nights we're up late drinking..It gets pretty bad/hilarious.

You HAVE to have japanese characters installed though for it to work.

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

Put something in there in english, translate it to japanese, then translate it back to english.

Post your Results, then what it was s'pose to be originally. This is extremely fun, especially when involving 5 or 6 rather drunk adults ^.^
Acrune2008-06-29 00:34:11
QUOTE('Before')
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!


QUOTE('After')
Telephone I' of telephone ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana of ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana; As for ve so the gathering which obtains this feeling which is entreated, for us whom it should sing. Sing! Telephone and I' of donana of damage of east of damage of east of damage of telephone even number east of the ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana which raises with the bundle; As for ve my intuition and It' You obtained; The s best! Remainder is struck! Modular cell, interactivodular!


Kaylee2008-06-30 09:54:49
QUOTE
The flower of the woman, there is love of the taste of smell, and the cheese cake in Shaddus. Or cheese cake of flower, and taste… of woman Or, perhaps, the taste of the flower, love or cheese cake… of the woman There is the love of /confused smell and somewhere whiskey enters there
Before:
QUOTE
Shaddus has a love of flowers, the scent of woman, and the taste of cheesecake..
Or is that love of cheesecake,the scent of flowers, and the taste of a woman...
Or, possibly, the taste of flowers, the love of women, or the scent of cheesecake...
/confused And whiskey goes in there somewhere




Unknown2008-06-30 10:18:01
Back and forth this things go. Back and forth without ever stopping. Back and forth and I cannot sleep. I stink. I need a shower.

Turns into:

Approximately this goes. Approximately without stop. Approximately and me it cannot sleep. I shoot stench. I need the shower.
Callia2008-07-06 02:56:14
For a change of pace, same concept but Chinese:

Double experience for this weekend has now commenced! You should get double the experience for bashing, influencing, aetherbattles, quests, etc. This will run through Sunday, Midnight GMT.


This weekend's dual experiences started now! You should obtain the attack, affects, aetherbattles, search and so on dual experiences. This through Sunday, midnight the Grimm Uygur will time will run.
Shiri2008-07-06 03:00:14
...midnight the what?
Callia2008-07-06 15:43:37
Chinese, when translating into, for simple words that there is not an equivalent to, will take two words to create the sound. Normally, when a human does this, they know better then to use words that combine to spell something else. In this case, the computer used words that are commonly used for a name it appears, and when it translated back to English, it used the name.
Shiri2008-07-06 15:59:51
I understand that, I've just never heard of a "Grimm Uygur."
Callia2008-07-06 17:15:07
me either...
Unknown2008-07-28 10:58:51
Creepy
Ayisdra2008-07-30 22:54:11
Babelfish is really not the best translator out there (some people say it is really bad....as you probably can tell by the different words you are getting...), but for the fun you are using it for I suppose it does the job...
Aramel2008-07-30 23:26:49
"Grimm Uygur" should've been Greenwich. I think.
Unknown2008-07-31 19:44:24
QUOTE(Cher)
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no.
Do you believe in love after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no.


QUOTE(So Says Babelfish)
Is life after the love believed?
As for me I who can feel that you say force really,
Sufficiently do not think of the no. Thing something in me.
After the love is love believed?
As for me I who can feel that you say force really,
Sufficiently do not think of the no. Thing something in me.


Fania2008-08-13 08:35:38
I want to keep this thread open long after it's death!

I'm not sure what I typed but here you go:

I really am tired, but the eye has awakened, it is restricted. There is a glass of the water, depending upon my desk in me, but you do not drink. What seeing with the stupid tube and I don't It is not; You have known whether I why sit down here, type t. As for me dream sleep of tomorrow.

You forget concerning all things which have the necessity for you to do. Those are very important. You as for thing are the real thing which has the necessity to be done. Anyone tried that informs the fact that t life should not have lived.

And finally:

As for life if it does not wear because there is no panty of your head there is no value which has lived. If you think that in life profit you want in the front, to the body should be attached the underwear of your head always. It reaches to characteristic and there is the meaning of exceeding the sexual intercourse which is common to life. Forget all things which have been known concerning the cat of the hat where you come returning.

Words to live by, people, words to live by
Shurimaru2008-10-02 22:38:04
This is plain English. For realsies, it is. Would I lie to you?

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As for this in order for it to be possible, to see, it is clear English. Because of realsies, it is that. There is no joke. As for me is there you?

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Wow. Just wow.
Maylea2008-10-03 01:57:55
look at me

She is a radiant immortal and possesses an intrinsic vibrance and life. An aura of power plays across Her slender frame and sets Her dusky skin aglow in faint, prismatic hues. Streaks of deep blue wind through Her chestnut hair as it falls straight down Her back to the hips, framing Her face in shifting colour. There is something thoughtful and introspective about Her expression and brilliant golden eyes, as though She gazes farther into the soul, brushing aside the impermanent layers of existence to seek the truth within. She is wearing a translucent crystal bindi, a woven sari edged in prismatic embroidery, an armband of twining vines, a trailing rainbow sash, an anklet hung with crystal chimes, and a single white orchid.

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looks at me

She has owned emission immortality, essential vibrance and life. As for the aura of the power play which crosses the frame where she is thin her dusky skin faint, with prism hue the aglow putting. Returning to the straight feather hip, in order her to fall, the stripe of the deeply blue wind where it passed through the hair of her chestnut which assembles her surface of transfer color. In order for she to look mind directly, consideration it is deep concerning her expression and the gorgeous gold eye which ignore the impermanent layer of existence in order in to pursue truth, there is introspect something. The anklet and the single white orchid which starts the sari where she is ground, was knit translucent crystal bindi, with prism embroidery, from the armband of the crane which is adjusted with the sash and the crystal chime of the rainbow which is dragged are attached to the body.




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Unknown2008-10-04 05:04:41
Titanic recently showed at my student union, and I felt like doing this for the lulz.

QUOTE(My Heart Will go On)
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you are here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on


QUOTE(But Celine Dion Babelfish is not)
Every night I me feel with my dream, it meets, as for that me how you know the thing which continues crossing the interval which is directly, and the space between us continue showing thing it came to be close as for a certain place being wherever, as for distant me the door which the center opens once more with you it believes that it goes and on my center there is here and my center goes steadily
Unknown2008-10-04 05:10:48
Original:

QUOTE
She is a nimble shadowcaster faeling and is rather small. Wavy locks of sparkling ebony brush against her slender shoulders as they cascade all the way down to her lower back. A few strands of hair are free, creating curling bangs which hide glittering almond-shaped emerald eyes with maroon pupils. Tucked into her hair is a small, silvery, downy feather. She concerns the world about her with a caring gaze, and with a soft, warm smile playing about her rose red lips. Her form is dramatically voluptuous, worthy of mothering and feeding many a child. The warm aroma coming from her smells like a mixture of milk and honey. Her skin is ashen, though her cheeks have a slight pink tint to them. Sprouting from her back are a pair of thin, translucent, autumn colored, leaf shaped wings with hues of reds, oranges, and yellows swirling together as if dancing inward in a spiral.
Babel:

QUOTE
She the fairy of the castor of the wise shadow, is small somewhat. Directly, like the cascade when it falls, you lower the rolling lock of the brush of the ebony wood which confronts the shoulder where she is thin simultaneously and has shone to the back section where she is lower. The small-numbered fiber of the hair is free, with the coming and others and the almond where the pupil of kana azuki bean color has been attached shape hard blow of the cirque which hides the grain of the emerald which is attached is drawn up. It is small, the feather like silver and the cotton wool is pushed in into her hair. She does the lip whose rose color is red the look which is consideration concerning her, concerning her in soft, it relates to the world warm smile. As for her form there is of the thing which produces many children and the thing which is given an organic function and a value dramatically. The warm fragrance where it comes from her smell likes the blend of the milk and the honey. Her skin however in her cheek there is a color tone of little pink in those, is the ash. Being the internal spiral shellfish linear, in order to dance, the fall translucent fixed form wing cell which colors it is thin red, the orange and the yellow hue which eddy together the leaf comes out of her it occurs.


Tervic2008-10-06 04:14:28
QUOTE(Maylea @ Oct 2 2008, 06:57 PM) 565947
She has owned emission immortality
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I cut out the unimportant stuff.


Using Google translate:

QUOTE

The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

Untranslated:
Center is committed to enriching all of the participants said. Cake and grief counseling, testing will be available to a conclusion. To send us feedback, Help us all Thank you for your cooperation.
And from English->Japanese->Czech->English (just for fun)
QUOTE

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.


Untranslated:
QUOTE
I have to take every opportunity to succeed and gave'd like to point out. The existence of the party were also expected to be for you. A big party and invite all your friends. Your best friend I invited a companion cube. Whereas, you killed him, of course, he could not come. Others are not friends of friends of all the other can not be found either. As unlikable for you to do before. This means that there is your view on the personnel file: Unlikable. Nobody likes. Bitter, unlikable loner lamented that can not walk. 'It should not be mourned. 'Exactly what he said. Very formal. Very formal. Also was adopted. It is interesting too.
Casilu2008-10-14 01:27:45
QUOTE
I' As for ve " which obtains my and your your image; You wrote; As for me you" It loves; As for me " You wrote; Follow " As for me there stare and there' It makes sit down; s Oh it' What doing; As for s of color as for your eye which is your hair brown as a cloud and as for soft me frequently the time there' It kisses; s who I' As for ve your image, I' You obtained; As for ve your image I' You obtained; Your 1,000,000 all circular my cells me who am liked we want d taking your image in the doctor, therefore as for me and from inside You' which it is possible to see; ve coming out, reaching and obtained me whom it turns and the rotary ' It submits; Circle I' As for m rotary Japanese me I' You think; The rotary Japanese characteristic which so is really thought it is not, the medicine it is not, the wine it is not, the woman it is not it does not enjoy, crime there is no m rotary Japanese I, naturally it' As for everyone around darkness me of s as for everyone who is the unfamiliar person like the ranger of cyclone That' which avoids me; s why I' As for m rotary Japanese me I' You think; m rotary Japanese I think so really


QUOTE
I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so