It's a bit long for quotes so I'll post this here. Keep in mind I'm really tired right now so it was all hilarious to me. I've edited it for length. All the names have been changed to protect the innocent. My friend Kurama decided he was going to kidnap me. I was bored and needed to get out of the Library, so I just followed him.
Lesson 1: Don't follow someone who has threatened to Kidnap you
Kurama tells you, "I should kidnap you or something then ask Ordos for a
randsome."
You tell Kurama, "Hmm I dun
know if he has money."
Kurama tells you, "We will find out
."
Kurama tells you, "Follow."Kurama is not following or leading you.
You begin to follow Kurama.
You say, "Where are you kidnapping me to?"
You follow Grand Commander, Sir Kurama Dwarven Fury, Knight of Dawn ether to
before an opening.
"Ok!" Kurama exclaims.
*follow spam
You say, "So did you tell him you kidnapped me?"
Kurama nods his head emphatically.
Ordos tells you, "What are you doing with him?"
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "He kidnapped me!"
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "I dun know where I am now."
Kurama says, "Asked for 100k."
survey
You discern:
You are standing in the Oleanvir Valley.
Your environment conforms to that of natural underground.
You are within the continent of the Basin of Life.
You are in the Prime Material Plane.
Lesson 2: Know your motivation
Kurama, says, "Hmm he saying anything?"
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "Hurry he wont give me cookies!"
Ordos tells you, "And that is why you are kidnapped?"
Kurama "Think he is not gona pay."
You say, "I told him you wont give me cookies, though!"
Kurama utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
You say, "Why am I kidnapped?"
Kurama says, "No idea thought it would be fun."
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "I think I'm kidnapped for the money."
You say, "I told him it was for the money."
Lesson 3: Bring rope
Kurama says, "I should tie you down to a chair or something."
Kurama says, "You’re too free."
Kurama utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
You say, "I can't move because I have no cookies."
Kurama says, "So you run on cookies?"
Kurama tickles you mercilessly!
Lesson 4: Actually be worth kidnapping
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Kurama has kidnapped me, and there are no
cookies in sight! Please someone pay the ransom so I can go free!"
(The Dekoven Lineage): Arin says, "Nah not worth it."
Kurama says, "He prob dunno where we are."
Kurama says, "Or how to get here."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Ordos says, "You actually want me to pay 100K?."
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Sure, why not?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): Ordos says, "Do you actually know how long it takes to
get that?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Depends on what you do for a living."
Lesson 5: Be willing to negotiate
You say, "Maybe you should lower the ransom."
Kurama rolls on the floor, laughing.
Kurama says, "60k."
You say, "He not biting?"
Kurama says, "We will see."
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Commmmooooonnnnnnnnnn."
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I'm worth it, you know it."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Ordos says, "Why do you want the money?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I don't want the money, Kurama does."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Ordos says, "Bullocks."
You say, "He doesn't believe that you want the money."
Kurama says, "What he said?"
You say, "He said bullocks."
Kurama utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
Lesson 6: If at first you don't succeed, ask your other Dad.
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Uncle Caleb loves me, he might help you pay for
me."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Caleb says, "Wuzzat?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): Caleb says, "How may i help again dear?"
You say, "Trying to get Caleb to pay too."
Kurama rolls on the floor, laughing.
Kurama says, "Why Caleb?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): Ordos says, "Nope, he mostly let's people get killed."
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Uncle Caleb, Kurama has kidnapped me and he wont let me go unless a ransom of 60k is paid."
You say, "Caleb is like my second dad."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Caleb says, "What?! where's Kurama?"
"Ooohhhhhhhhhh," says Kurama.
Kurama says, "Ill gank him as well."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Caleb says, "When did this happen?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Just a few minutes ago."
Kurama says, "Seems he will pay in diamonds."
Kurama says, "Cuz he is broke."
You say, "He luffs me."
Lesson 7: If all else fails...
You say, "Is Ordos gonna pay?"
Kurama says, "Hmm dunno prob not."
Kurama says, "So ill give him a leg."
Kurama says, "So what leg you don't like very much?"
Kurama says, "Left or right?"
After that it got bloody and I passed out. No one actually paid for me in the end, and now I'm walking funny.
Lesson 1: Don't follow someone who has threatened to Kidnap you
Kurama tells you, "I should kidnap you or something then ask Ordos for a
randsome."
You tell Kurama, "Hmm I dun
know if he has money."
Kurama tells you, "We will find out
."Kurama tells you, "Follow
."Kurama is not following or leading you.You begin to follow Kurama.
You say, "Where are you kidnapping me to?"
You follow Grand Commander, Sir Kurama Dwarven Fury, Knight of Dawn ether to
before an opening.
"Ok!" Kurama exclaims.
*follow spam
You say, "So did you tell him you kidnapped me?"
Kurama nods his head emphatically.
Ordos tells you, "What are you doing with him?"
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "He kidnapped me!"
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "I dun know where I am now."
Kurama says, "Asked for 100k."
survey
You discern:
You are standing in the Oleanvir Valley.
Your environment conforms to that of natural underground.
You are within the continent of the Basin of Life.
You are in the Prime Material Plane.
Lesson 2: Know your motivation
Kurama, says, "Hmm he saying anything?"
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "Hurry he wont give me cookies!"
Ordos tells you, "And that is why you are kidnapped?"
Kurama "Think he is not gona pay."
You say, "I told him you wont give me cookies, though!"
Kurama utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
You say, "Why am I kidnapped?"
Kurama says, "No idea thought it would be fun."
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "I think I'm kidnapped for the money."
You say, "I told him it was for the money."
Lesson 3: Bring rope
Kurama says, "I should tie you down to a chair or something."
Kurama says, "You’re too free."
Kurama utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
You say, "I can't move because I have no cookies."
Kurama says, "So you run on cookies?"
Kurama tickles you mercilessly!
Lesson 4: Actually be worth kidnapping
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Kurama has kidnapped me, and there are no
cookies in sight! Please someone pay the ransom so I can go free!"
(The Dekoven Lineage): Arin says, "Nah not worth it."
Kurama says, "He prob dunno where we are."
Kurama says, "Or how to get here."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Ordos says, "You actually want me to pay 100K?."
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Sure, why not?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): Ordos says, "Do you actually know how long it takes to
get that?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Depends on what you do for a living."
Lesson 5: Be willing to negotiate
You say, "Maybe you should lower the ransom."
Kurama rolls on the floor, laughing.
Kurama says, "60k."
You say, "He not biting?"
Kurama says, "We will see."
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Commmmooooonnnnnnnnnn."
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I'm worth it, you know it."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Ordos says, "Why do you want the money?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I don't want the money, Kurama does."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Ordos says, "Bullocks."
You say, "He doesn't believe that you want the money."
Kurama says, "What he said?"
You say, "He said bullocks."
Kurama utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
Lesson 6: If at first you don't succeed, ask your other Dad.
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Uncle Caleb loves me, he might help you pay for
me."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Caleb says, "Wuzzat?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): Caleb says, "How may i help again dear?"
You say, "Trying to get Caleb to pay too."
Kurama rolls on the floor, laughing.
Kurama says, "Why Caleb?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): Ordos says, "Nope, he mostly let's people get killed."
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Uncle Caleb, Kurama has kidnapped me and he wont let me go unless a ransom of 60k is paid."
You say, "Caleb is like my second dad."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Caleb says, "What?! where's Kurama?"
"Ooohhhhhhhhhh," says Kurama.
Kurama says, "Ill gank him as well."
(The Dekoven Lineage): Caleb says, "When did this happen?"
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Just a few minutes ago."
Kurama says, "Seems he will pay in diamonds."
Kurama says, "Cuz he is broke."
You say, "He luffs me."
Lesson 7: If all else fails...
You say, "Is Ordos gonna pay?"
Kurama says, "Hmm dunno prob not."
Kurama says, "So ill give him a leg."
Kurama says, "So what leg you don't like very much?"
Kurama says, "Left or right?"
After that it got bloody and I passed out. No one actually paid for me in the end, and now I'm walking funny.
QUOTE(Fania @ Jul 7 2008, 03:53 AM) 529809
Kurama tells you, "I should kidnap you or something then ask Ordos for a
randsome."
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "He kidnapped me!"
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "I dun know where I am now."
After that it got bloody and I passed out. No one actually paid for me in the end, and now I'm walking funny.
randsome."
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "He kidnapped me!"
You tell Knight Ordos Dekoven, "I dun know where I am now."
After that it got bloody and I passed out. No one actually paid for me in the end, and now I'm walking funny.
you guys have all the fun after I leave
I would've paid for you! and mailed you cookies. I lurve you
Did you wake up in a bathtub of ice, with odd scars on your lower back?
Watch the black market for your kidney
Watch the black market for your kidney
