Something I think you might find funny. To finish it or not is the question..


Transfixed, bedazziled, and green. Here I stand, forsaken by the Elder Gods. Their punishmet seemingly fit, "You are to become a plant for a total of seven months" they all say in unison. Put back into the rightful world I find that I am no longer able to move, to speak, to breathe. I am stuck, the only thing my body is able to do is maybe rustle a bit.

Month one of my green experiance:
Sleep didn't come to me at all this month, by bones ache from staying in the same position, and I am forced to watch my friends, familiy, and foes walk past me as their string of fate is sparred from being cut. I try to reach out to those that I love, but trying to do so, all I end up doing is perhaps rustling a bit. I am sure that my movements go unnoticed, as I have threwout my life. Perhaps they wonder about me, maybe even worry. Such sad thoughts ring threwout my head as the days and nights slowly pass me by. Eventualy I acheive a meditative state, what would be my body going numb and my mind ignoring the fact that I cannot close my eyes. Somethings that I was holding, now nested within my branches, begin to decay upon me. The ooze from this proccess making its way to my inner most branches. I want to roll around on the ground to get it's stench off of me, to sooth it's liquid itch.

It's very interesting so far. I'd be interested to hear about this shrubs past life and why it got such a punishment. It a nice start, I'll be interested in seeing what you do with it.

Good, but you have a lot of spelling errors

And you flirt with random novices. Leave the girl alone, lucky she isn't trying to type with branches

Very nice idea...

However I would suggest writing it as someone talking to themselves, (possibly someone somebody being able to hear the thoughts. maybe a druid?) rather than a diary...

Isn't it a common known fact that I can't spell worth anything yet? Yeesh people, stop expecting so much!!



I don't have branches



The only problem with that is Evette dosen't talk to herself, perhaps to the trees a little bit but thats it. I wanted to make it seem more like a diary because it would be easiest to understand, not to mention I wanted to add an element of comedy in there. (note this starts in month two) I think I might finish it tonight, seeing as how Evette's back tomorrow, if I get bored enough. I just dont know how to bring it up IC.