I don't know if there's a thread about this or not, but here we point and laugh at people's descriptions because they're silly, they're badly worded, or they're blatantly mudsex-like. But remember - respect privacy, don't give out names!

I'll start.

She is a regal aslaran and has a beautiful resemblance to a snow leopard. She is
6 feet tall when standing and 4 feet when on all fours. Her coat is thick and
white with black spots. Her sensuous curves give off an unearthly grace and her
eyes are ice blue. She has long fangs and a 3 foot long tail with a tuft of
white fur on the end. A tribal tattoo winds around her left leg and she has six
inch long claws on each paw.Her whiskers drap 4 inches off to each side and her
nose is a soft black. Her ears perk up and have black edges. She is wearing a
ruby and rose gold wedding band.

The reason this is silly? All the numbers and measurements. We don't need exact measurements, it really breaks up the flow of the description. Also, lol aslarans on all fours, and sensuous curves giving off unearthly grace.

Plus, if "her coat is thick and white with black spots", how are you even supposed to see that tattoo?

why. out of all of the numbers, is the only one she spells out? not really that much, just bugs me a bit that she couldn't use '6' or the correct way and spell out each of the numbers she used.

There are far, far worse ones, and the tatoo thing is really the only silly thing.

I don't really like the attitude of this, even if it's always fun to point and laugh at other people's idiocy.

Isn't it?

You can dye fur, Id still consider it a tattoo. I actually think the descp is rather good.

Maybe, though I'm having a hard time picturing her general proportions when there's only a two foot difference between her height on all fours and her height on two feet. Her torso must be freakishly compact. Or her arms and legs must be oddly long.

Lol, well I can't say im 100% sure on how ones body height changes from 2 -4 legs and I probably won't test it. But maybe because her arms are lower her hips raise and that would be the top point of measure ment?

I laugh at bad descriptions all day long but this thread just seems mean.

Aye, I foresee this thread being locked. Borders personal attacks, I would say.

There's a Silly Descriptions thread in nearly every other IRE game's forum.

Ours go in "Lack of Rants," when they're really, really horrid. I'm not sure we need a thread about it, since that encourages even the posting of descriptions with very minor (or even no) issues except one perceived by the poster. I mean, what's the point of posting that someone spelled out the number once but used the symbol every other time? I can see how it would be minorly irritating the one time you read it, but it's really a non-issue.

Maybe we're just better than the other IRE games!

This is just begging for a huge flame-war. As a closing note:


He is a radiant immortal and is about twenty hands tall. The hide on His lower stag-body is a deep tan colour and ripples over His taut muscular frame as He moves. From the thickly muscled front shoulders of His body a massively framed human upper torso extends. Thick chest muscles heave with His every breath and His broad shoulders swell with power. A mane of raven black hair tops His head, flowing down His back while small wisps hang over His brow almost masking the twinkle of His brilliant cerulean coloured eyes. A large rack of silvered antlers extend from His head, each antler tapering into twelve deadly points. He is wearing a deer-hide quiver, and a leather shoulder scabbard.


Like, omgah. Four legs? Double ewe tee effs.