Quotes 5

by Charune

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Charune2008-10-11 02:11:40
We're now on the fifth year.

May your quotes be as funny as the last year's.
Shaddus2008-10-11 02:14:02
First Non Divine Post!
Unknown2008-10-11 02:14:52
Yay for suggesting the thread! cheer.gif
Aramel2008-10-11 02:19:22
QUOTE
2008/10/11 00:11:45 - Angellove is now known as Xiaotelove.
2008/10/11 00:13:22 - Xiaotelove is now known as Xiaotexiaozi.
QUOTE(Kialkarkea @ Oct 11 2008, 01:50 AM) 569288

Somebody stole my penchant for impossibly difficult to remember/pronounce names. sad.gif

I think the name is Chinese.
Serella2008-10-11 02:22:15
Happy Quotes 5! cheer.gif

Sadly, I don't have any juicy quotes, but I expect some to amuse me whilst I procrastinate.
Unknown2008-10-11 02:46:26
QUOTE(Serella @ Oct 10 2008, 10:22 PM) 569298
Happy Quotes 5! cheer.gif

Sadly, I don't have any juicy quotes, but I expect some to amuse me whilst I procrastinate.

Your avatar is funnier every time I see it tongue.gif
Casilu2008-10-11 03:58:52

Raiha tells you, "That is the greatest thing I have ever read."

For my answer to the last question.
Unknown2008-10-11 05:06:43
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You say, "What other creatures should I be ignoring on deathsense?"

Amavan says to you, "Green platypi."

Rika Talnara says, "Fae of nature."

Ejei Rinaari Mes'ard nods to everyone about her.

Rika Talnara says, "Sirens of beauty."
Rika Talnara says, "Champions of war."
Rika Talnara says, "Souls of death."

You peer at Amavan unscrupulously.

Dedicant Kiyana, Hart's Glory says, "Green platypi?"

Rika Talnara says, "Guardians of life."

Dedicant Kiyana, Hart's Glory says, "What?"
Aramel2008-10-11 05:08:01
You missed the Amavans of Doom.
Unknown2008-10-11 05:30:38
QUOTE(Aramel @ Oct 11 2008, 01:08 AM) 569334
You missed the Amavans of Doom.

So that crown will eternally remain the Talnara hands. *sagenod*
Casilu2008-10-11 05:44:36

The Portal of Fate flashes as Pillowsoft steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
Casilu2008-10-11 07:15:05

You thrust your arm out in a quick jab at a six legged donkey with elephantine ears.
You connect!
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
The final blow proves too much for a six legged donkey with elephantine ears, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a six legged donkey with elephantine ears.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a six legged donkey with elephantine ears.

He's no match for the donkey punch!
Aison2008-10-11 08:23:15
that is horrible..
Unknown2008-10-11 08:36:35
During a most obscure mini-quiz, Krin manages to score a point ahead of almost everyone else:

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Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says, "Krin would be the closest!"

Krin is correct!

Banging Her gavel, Viravain declares that it is time for a new question.

Grand Inquisitor: Viravain, Lady of the Thorns.

Contestant Points
-------------- ------
#1 Rika 2
#2 Xiel 1
#3 Mikalia 1
#4 Solanis 1
#5 Krin 1
#6 Silvanus 0
...
#12 Shuyin 0 sad.gif
...

The Grand Inquisitor sets the next question's point value at 1.

NEW QUESTION: "What gemstones are placed within the eye sockets of the image of
Elder Goddess Loboshi within the Chamber of Loboshi?"

The Grand Inquisitor has decreed that you have but 10 seconds to answer this
question.

...

**** 1 ****

You submit your answer.

TIMER OVER. No more answers may be submitted.

Contestant Answer
---------- ------
Rika: Rubies and sapphires
Siam: Amethyst
...
Shuyin: Just so you know, Krin scoring means he's better than
us all sad.gif
Marcellus: Rubies

CORRECT ANSWER: "Pearl"

Silvanus tells you, ":(."

Somaria tells you, "We all fail. -sob-."

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says to you, "Don't give up!"

Krin tells you, "-laugh-."

Casilu tells you, "Yes, but Krin never scores in any way normally, so just give
it to him."
Tervic2008-10-11 09:09:56
You tell Aesthete Sviesa, "Huh, you still exist."
You tell Aesthete Sviesa, "A pleasant surprise."



Sviesa tells you, ".... it means a great deal to me that you would make note of my presence. Thank you!"

happy.gif Made my day.
Casilu2008-10-11 09:20:07
Inox Mes'ard, Queen of Delport (Female High Elfen Changeling).
She is 111 years old, having been born on the 19th of Kiani, 107 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 237th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Forest Warden in the Great Alliance of Serenwilde.
She holds the position of a Moon Guide in the Moondancers.
She is a Sentinel in the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
She is a Pioneer of the Unknown in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts (honours).
She is a member of the clan called 'The Ever-Lovables.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Fates' Thread Tailoring Cartel.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Wiccans of the Wilde.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Daughters' Weavers.'
She is the clan head of the clan called 'Dusktulip Tailoring.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Mes'ard Dynasty.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'I have consumed many mushrooms this day.'
She is considered to be approximately 145% of your might.
She has taken the hand of Beithe Mes'ard in marriage.
She has been divorced once.
She is a second generation member of the Great House of Mes'ard by marriage.
See HONOURS FULL INOX to view her 16 special honours.





Something is very wrong there.
Arix2008-10-11 10:19:54
Inox is French?


Actually, that explains a lot...
Inox2008-10-11 10:56:46
I blame Rika.
Casilu2008-10-11 17:13:58
Dibs, we go 'em.



Dedicant Dibs, of the Hart (Male Elfen).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 17th of Dvarsh, 200 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Ward in the Great Alliance of Serenwilde.
He is currently enrolled as a Wayfarer in the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
His warcry: 'You're such a loser Yaya!'
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Unknown2008-10-11 17:20:27
QUOTE(casilu @ Oct 12 2008, 01:13 AM) 569385
Dibs, we go 'em.
Dedicant Dibs, of the Hart (Male Elfen).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 17th of Dvarsh, 200 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Ward in the Great Alliance of Serenwilde.
He is currently enrolled as a Wayfarer in the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
His warcry: 'You're such a loser Yaya!'
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.


Dibs! dribble.gif