Even though I live in Canada I am in fact an American citizen. I've been keeping this a secret from my family, but I thought I would share it with you all.

Vote for me on Election Day!

Cute. My sister sent me that one not too long ago with her name in it.

I like those little fake news things. Mikes Hard Lemonade had one where you inserted your name and picture into a fake news clip about someone who'd gotten stuck in a street sweeper or a ferris wheel... there were a couple of others I think. Anyway, the point was to send em to your boss as a joke and claim you needed a three day weekend cause of the crazy circumstances in the 'news clip.' I sent a couple to my boss. They're fun.

Nah, vote for me, I've got the spine to do what needs to be done to straighten the country out

Lies and Slander!

If I'm elected I'll give televisions to the homeless; radios for the deft; cheep gas for all bicycles; and a puppy or kitty for every hungry family in America!

Crustaceans don't have spines, Acrune

But this particular crustacean has a gas bladder (or two)! And they're almost as good.

Isn't substituting a gas bladder for a spine how we ended up with Bush?

I think that could be said for the entire politician family.

This thread has inspired a new avatar for me. Hooray!

Cute!