Inspired by Xiel's hearty MSN talks, and my foolish Lusternia slip ups where I try to 'honours' my friends on MSN, you must write your RL honours. You better follow through as well Xiel or I will be upset!!

Samuel H. Williams (Male Human).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 6th of February, 1990AD.
He is unranked on Earth.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an aspiring electrical and electronic engineer in the
He is an upstanding nobleman in England.
He is a homebound hermit in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of Walton High (honours).
He is a member of the website called 'Facebook.'
He is a member of the website called 'Fitlads.'
He is a member of the group called 'LGBT.'
He is a member of the group called 'Procrastinators.'
He is a member of the group called 'Frosts Garden Centre Employees.'
He is a member of the group called '.'
His motto: 'I am the slit monster!'
He is deemed an Almighty Hoarder by the Council of Kleptomaniacs.
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He is a member of the Williams family.
He is a gaming addict, having spent uncountable fortunes on ones and zeroes.
He is known as a Flaming Homo for his sizeable and neatly sectioned wardrobe.
He harnessed the powers of Ikea to rescue his bedroom from dire straits.

You're Celestian RL?

Dare I ask?

I don't know... Dare you?!

P.S., sadly the answer is far more mundane than one might expect it to be.

I may have cut and pasted a bit.

Michael Johnson (Male Human).
He is 28 years old, having been born on the 18th of February, 1980AD.
He is unranked on Earth.
He is the 512th ranked streetfighter with a rating of 34.
He is a somewhat credible character.
He is an owner of Frequent Greyhound Miles in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of Danville High School (honours).
He is a member of the website called 'Facebook.'
He is a member of the website called 'Fatlads.'
He is a member of the website called 'Myspace'.
He is clanhead of the group called 'Procrastinators.'
He is a member of the group called 'Carnies INC. '
He is a member of the website called 'DeviantArt'.
He is a member of the group called 'Sons of Borat. '
He is a member of the website called 'Starpirates'.
He is a member of the website called 'BVS'.
His motto: 'I didn't do it.'
He is deemed a Snatcher of Purses by the Council of Kleptomaniacs.
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He has taken the hand of Cassandra Johnson in marriage.
He has downloaded over 2000 mp3's, making him hated by Metallica.
His soul is owned by Automasters ©.
He has inscribed his name in the Book of Jobs, making him a manual laborer.
He is a Snatcher of ISO's, and has downloaded more than 9 gigabytes of music illegally, as well as 40+ gigabytes of PC games, as well as complete seasons of Thundercats/Sliders/Heroes/Silverhawks.
He was concieved in the sleeper of an 18 wheeler, bound for California.
He did bring the funk.

Damnit, I keep adding to mine.

Redacted

Wait... we're counting torrents?

Crap. Editing.

My honours is so long...

How the nil are you a member of a family by misinformation?

My mom thought this guy was my dad... and he wasn't.

I see all of you peering at this. Come on Diamondais, Janalon, Penelope! Post!

Gemma L. Cabral-Gushue (Female Human).
She is 19 years old, having been born on the 8th of March, 1989 C.E.
She is unranked on Earth.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Citizen of Canada.
She is a First Year of Algoma University.
She is currently unemployed.
She is a Collector of Rocks in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of the M.M. Robinson High School.
She is a member of the group called ‘Face book’
Her motto: 'I see.'
She is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
She has been in a steady relationship for five years with Dale J. Wilson.
She is a second generation member of the Cabral family.
She is a tenth generation member of the Gushue family.
She is a gaming addict, having spent more than she should’ve on electronics.

I feel old ...

Zachary G. Wright (Male Human).
He is 21 years old, having been born on the 11th of June, 1987AD.
He is ranked 1st on Earth.
He is an extremely credible character.
He holds the position of Intern in Perot Systems.
He is a gentleman of Lexington, Kentucky.
He is a Dodge Stratus Driver in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of Morgan County High School (Valedictorian).
He is a member of the website called 'Facebook.'
He is a member of the website called 'GameTavern.'
He is a member of the website called 'Lusternia.'
He is a member of the website called 'DeviantART.'
He is a member of the website called 'Gamespot.'
He is a member of the group called 'Phi Sigma Pi National Honour Fraternity.'
He is a member of the group called 'Procrastinators.'
He is a member of the group called '(Good) Software Developers.'
He is a member of the group called 'Aspiring Authors.'
He is a member of the group called 'Wii Moters.'
He is a member of the group called 'Anime Anonymous.'
His motto: 'Don't rush perfection!'
He is deemed a Junior by the University of Kentucky College of Engineering.
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He has been the boyfriend of Morgan for 36 months.
He is a member of the Wright family.
He is a member of the Wagers family.
He is a gaming addict, having spent uncountable fortunes on ones and zeroes.
He is known as a Flaming Hobo for his meager and messy wardrobe.
He did invest untold sums of gold into fine High Definition and audio equipment.
He did slay an army of arachnids, saving his fearful girlfriend, Morgan.
He has scribed the code of Java, C++, and Perl into the Tome of Digitality.
He did survive the rising of the soulless god George W. Bush.
He aided the adorable kitten Midna, adopting her from Pet Smart.
He bears the Phi Sigma Pi honour of Webmaster.
He is favoured by GameFaqs, having written a Review of the Month.
He bears the cafe honour of Barista.

My hero!

Russell Coronel (Male Human).
He is 20 years old, having been born on the 6th of October, 1988AD.
He is ranked 5,947,912,571st on Earth.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an unemployed student.
He is a misplaced Asian in California.
He is a Hopeless Case in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of Victor Valley Christian School (Valedictorian).
He is a member of the website called 'Facebook.'
He is a member of the website called 'Lusternia.'
He is a member of the website called 'DeviantART.'
He is a member of the group called 'LGBT.'
He is a member of the group called 'Scholarship-Dependency Anonymous.'
He is a member of the group called 'Procrastinators.'
He is a member of the group called '(Semi-)Artists 'R Us.'
His motto: 'Pretend that you know what you're doing. They won't notice the fire in the back till it's too late.'
He is deemed a Sophomore by California State University: San Bernardino.
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He is a member of the Coronel family.
He is a member of the Arrimado family.
He is a gaming addict, having spent uncountable fortunes on ones and zeroes.
He did somehow manage to get lost in his own neighborhood, having no sense of direction.
He did survive the rising of the soulless god George W. Bush.


I'm dull and un-witty.

Bwahahaha, . MOAR!

I must add this to mine...

Chrissie (Female Human).
She is 21 years old, having been born on the 5th of March, 1987.
She is unranked on Earth.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Pissed off Waitress at a snooty restaraunt.
She is a Collector of Speeding Tickets in the State of Texas.
She is a graduate of Mansifeld Highschool (honours).
She is a member of the group called "Girls with Guns."
She is a member of the group called "Shopaholics anonymous."
She is a member of the group called "Road Ragers Unite."
She is a member of the group called "Real Girls Drive Trucks."
Her motto: "GET OFF THE ROAD, *censored*BAG!"
She is deemed Slightly Redneck by those damn yankees.
She is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
She is known as the Waitress Who Will Do Anything for a Big Tip by her coworkers.
She did survive driving her car through the garage door.
She has been dubbed the Savior of Strays for taking in too many dogs.
She is deemed a B*badword* by...pretty much everyone.
She is deemed the Scourge of the Squirrels for slaying countless in her back yard.