Morhgor2008-11-27 18:41:50
Ignore the fact that occasionally the words exceed the original tune's syllable limit. I tried.
To the tune ; Joy to the World. And I do solemnly request not to be lynched by any Catholics. It's a peaceful world, remember?
Joy to the world, the Warlord is come!
Let the Basin receive her Lord;
Let every heart prepare Him room,
And Celestian and Elfen sorrow,
And Celestian and Elfen sorrow,
And Celestian, and Celestian, and Elfen remose.
Joy to the world, the Warlord reigns!
Let men their swords employ;
While forests and floods, rocks, hills and taint
Repeat the sounding warcry,
Repeat the sounding warcry,
Repeat, repeat, the sounding warcry.
No more let sins and sorrows slow,
Nor Celest infest the ground;
He begins to make His curses flow
Far as the light is found,
Far as the light is found,
As long, as long, as the light is around.
He rules the world with an iron fist,
And makes the nations prove
The glories of His deathlessness,
And wonders of His power,
And wonders of His blade,
And wonders, wonders, of His hate.
...it helps if you have the music playing. Sort of.
To the tune ; Joy to the World. And I do solemnly request not to be lynched by any Catholics. It's a peaceful world, remember?
Joy to the world, the Warlord is come!
Let the Basin receive her Lord;
Let every heart prepare Him room,
And Celestian and Elfen sorrow,
And Celestian and Elfen sorrow,
And Celestian, and Celestian, and Elfen remose.
Joy to the world, the Warlord reigns!
Let men their swords employ;
While forests and floods, rocks, hills and taint
Repeat the sounding warcry,
Repeat the sounding warcry,
Repeat, repeat, the sounding warcry.
No more let sins and sorrows slow,
Nor Celest infest the ground;
He begins to make His curses flow
Far as the light is found,
Far as the light is found,
As long, as long, as the light is around.
He rules the world with an iron fist,
And makes the nations prove
The glories of His deathlessness,
And wonders of His power,
And wonders of His blade,
And wonders, wonders, of His hate.
...it helps if you have the music playing. Sort of.
Shaddus2008-11-27 20:30:51
( To the tune of "God rest ye, Merry Gentleman")
Light guard ye, merry gentleman, let nothing you afright;
Lady Elohora, watches over you this night.
Though the Taint desires to consume, all those who've gone astray..
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy.
Light guard you, merry gentleman, let nothing you dismay;
Lady Raziela, loves you all this day.
Though Thoros likes to eat our novices, and make them have to pray...
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
Light guard ye, merry gentleman, let nothing you afright;
Lady Elohora, watches over you this night.
Though the Taint desires to consume, all those who've gone astray..
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy.
Light guard you, merry gentleman, let nothing you dismay;
Lady Raziela, loves you all this day.
Though Thoros likes to eat our novices, and make them have to pray...
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy!
Tael2008-11-28 00:49:44
(To the tune of Jingle Bell Rock)
Shadowdance, Shadowdance, Shadowdance Choke
Walked in a room and my system was broke
Whining and crying with rants of tears
Now the retardation has begun!
Shadowdance, Shadowdance, Shadowdance Choke
Walked in a room and my system was broke
Whining and crying with rants of tears
Now the retardation has begun!
Eventru2008-11-28 04:51:45
If these are any idea of what the December Bardics will have to bring, I think I'll need to send certain admin an extra christmas present...
Veracruz2008-11-28 05:08:31
(Best listened to with The Christmas song by Nat King Cole)
Merians roasting on an open fire
Thoros, beating at your chest
Fain's praises, being sung by a choir
Geomancers dressed up in tainted robes
Everybody knows, A Demesne and some stun effects
Helps to win the ailing fight
Tiny novices, watching deathsight, will know..that Mag will win the fight
They know that Thoroooos is gonna slay
they know that he'll pave and forge a bloody way.
And every GM's novice is gonna smile..to see if Nightmare steeds, really trample right
and so I'm offering this simple phrase from players sixteen to one eighty-twoo
Although i's been said many times, many ways
Mess with Mag and be slewn.
And soo I'm offering this simple phrase from players sixteen to one eighty-two
although it's been said..many times .. many ways
Mess with Magnagora... and youuuuu're throoouugh.
Merians roasting on an open fire
Thoros, beating at your chest
Fain's praises, being sung by a choir
Geomancers dressed up in tainted robes
Everybody knows, A Demesne and some stun effects
Helps to win the ailing fight
Tiny novices, watching deathsight, will know..that Mag will win the fight
They know that Thoroooos is gonna slay
they know that he'll pave and forge a bloody way.
And every GM's novice is gonna smile..to see if Nightmare steeds, really trample right
and so I'm offering this simple phrase from players sixteen to one eighty-twoo
Although i's been said many times, many ways
Mess with Mag and be slewn.
And soo I'm offering this simple phrase from players sixteen to one eighty-two
although it's been said..many times .. many ways
Mess with Magnagora... and youuuuu're throoouugh.
Unknown2008-11-28 05:32:44
QUOTE(Tael Talnara @ Nov 28 2008, 08:49 AM) 587159
(To the tune of Jingle Bell Rock)
Shadowdance, Shadowdance, Shadowdance Choke
Walked in a room and my system was broke
Whining and crying with rants of tears
Now the retardation has begun!
Shadowdance, Shadowdance, Shadowdance Choke
Walked in a room and my system was broke
Whining and crying with rants of tears
Now the retardation has begun!
Shaddus2008-11-28 12:49:12
Slewn.
Slewn?
Slewn?
Krackenor2008-11-28 15:04:00
Pssh...I'm months ahead of y'all with my Solstice in July scheme.
Morhgor2008-11-28 17:27:50
....I think you'll all recognize the orginal of this song.
Long time ago in Old Celest
so the holy scripture say
Ladatine's idea child Cosmic Hope
was born on this very day.
hark now hear the taintlings sing
a Cosmic Hope was born today
and taint will linger forevermore
because of this special day.
While Geomancers watch their flock by night
they saw a dull old shining star
and heard a choir from Celestia sing
the bards came from afar
Hark now hear the taintlings sing
a Cosmic Hope was born today
and taint will linger forevermore
because of this special day
Trumpets sound and Demons sing
listen to what they cry
that taint will rule forevermore
because of Cosmic Hope!
Now Ladatine and his daughter Mari(lynith)
came to the Pool of Stars that night
They found a place to bore the Cosmos
everything, was in sight
By and by there was little nook
in thier plan, all forlorn
and in the astral cold and dark
Cosmic Hope went entirely wrong.
Hark now hear the taintlings sing
a Cosmic Hope was born today
and Taint will linger forevermore
because of this special day
Trumpets sound and demons sing
listen to what they cry
that taint will rule forevermore
because of Cosmic Hope!
Long time ago in Old Celest
so the holy scripture say
Ladatine's idea child Cosmic Hope
was born on this very day.
hark now hear the taintlings sing
a Cosmic Hope was born today
and taint will linger forevermore
because of this special day.
While Geomancers watch their flock by night
they saw a dull old shining star
and heard a choir from Celestia sing
the bards came from afar
Hark now hear the taintlings sing
a Cosmic Hope was born today
and taint will linger forevermore
because of this special day
Trumpets sound and Demons sing
listen to what they cry
that taint will rule forevermore
because of Cosmic Hope!
Now Ladatine and his daughter Mari(lynith)
came to the Pool of Stars that night
They found a place to bore the Cosmos
everything, was in sight
By and by there was little nook
in thier plan, all forlorn
and in the astral cold and dark
Cosmic Hope went entirely wrong.
Hark now hear the taintlings sing
a Cosmic Hope was born today
and Taint will linger forevermore
because of this special day
Trumpets sound and demons sing
listen to what they cry
that taint will rule forevermore
because of Cosmic Hope!
Eventru2008-11-29 00:55:12
I strongly suggest those who have open minds and can't stomach this poor butchering of some of our finer arts to check out a group called the Kinsey Sicks.
It's vastly amusing.
It's vastly amusing.
