Stangmar2009-01-10 05:17:22
Got this in an email, and being a bit of a gearhead, I was entertained.
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work
leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't
driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and
the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's
help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom
with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the
neighbor girl is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I
confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having
an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would
leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and says he has been
feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much,
but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become more and more
distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get
through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
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Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is
no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes
and hoses on the manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps!
Walter
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work
leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't
driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and
the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's
help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom
with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the
neighbor girl is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I
confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having
an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would
leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and says he has been
feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much,
but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become more and more
distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get
through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
******************************************************
Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is
no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes
and hoses on the manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps!
Walter
Unknown2009-01-10 20:54:24
That's pretty good. 
Lekius2009-01-10 20:55:42
That's just awesome! 
Ilyarin2009-01-10 20:57:36
Yeah, I laughed when I read this for the first time too. It's been around the block a bit though!
Daganev2009-01-11 07:05:12
I just read the following advice collumn in a joke book from South Africa
QUOTE
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bulls..t with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t need him anymore. You’re a United States Senator from New York, running for Presidant of the United States! Act like one!
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bulls..t with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t need him anymore. You’re a United States Senator from New York, running for Presidant of the United States! Act like one!
Stangmar2009-01-11 15:24:09
ROFL!
Acrune2009-01-11 15:34:37
