> A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
> sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
> said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
> will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a
> bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said,
> 'Your request is so materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for
> that kind of undertaking; the
> supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete
> and steel it would take! It will ne
> arly exhaust several natural
> resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire
> for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something
> that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a
> long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could
> understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's
> thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
> she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman
> truly happy.' The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that
> bridge?

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