*some shouts I didn't log*

You tell Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, "M'lord, what did they do to deserve
such a treat?"

Ardmore wildly swings an iron maiden war hammer at a mantis-like mantekarr.
Ardmore pounds him, but it barely fazes him.

Ardmore wildly swings an iron maiden war hammer at a mantis-like mantekarr.
Ardmore pounds him, but it barely fazes him.
Ardmore has scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit.

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "A harem We shall never touch, not in a hundred thousand endless aeons,
Learyn."

On a floating rock amidst the astral currents.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A platinum dragon turtle with
white wings rests here, an air of majesty on his features. Dame Learyn Dekoven,
Disciple of Dawn is here, shrouded. She wields an icy steel hammer in each hand.
Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn is here. She wields a coral staff in
her left hand. Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord is here. She wields a coral
staff in her left hand. Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower is here, shrouded. She wields
a magic spatula in her right hand. Aesthete Joli is here. There is an aetherways
portal here.
There are no obvious exits.
Exits?
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

You say, "I didn't do anything."

Learyn gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say, "Seriously."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Oh sheesh."

Aesthete Joli says, "I don't have my clothes!"

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Hi auntie."

Fania laughs melodically at you.

The corners of Pectus's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Call Kismet?"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Show off the painting to them,
Pectus."

Pectus proudly shows off a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord
Eventru:
Eventru lays peacefully upon a white chaise lounge, his violet eyes glistening
beneath a floor torchier that rests a few feet behind him. Pale yellows and
whites have been added to his muscular body, each one painted to reflect rivets
of water running down his chest and his face. His strong and masculine face
appears soft in the painting, the stern and strong jawline slackened and the
eyes hooded as if in a state of euphoria. His hands rest just above his exposed
groin, clasping a glowing golden carnation that rests just above his navel. He
stares off to the right of the painting, his attentions on something unseen to
the viewer. Glistening on his chest, a vial of holy water rests and catches the
torchier light in such a way that it casts a radiant glow upon his toned and
defined abs. The chaise lounge itself is a pristine red, upholstered in crushed
velvet and accented with golden filigree in the form of running ivy and wysteria
flowers. Eventru's overall body is exposed in full to the viewer, though the
artist has taken great care not to reveal his groin. A silk toga rests just
behind his head, drapped over the back of the chaise lounge, as his body
glistens with the rivets of water a young and toned man pours over the divine's
body with great care and attention. Even Eventru's lips, parted into a blissful
smile, have been touched with just enough red and oranges to give them a sensual
appeal. The man behind him looks down upon the divine god with a look of wanton
desire catching in his eyes, mixed with an expression of awe and wonder that
flickers across the mortal's face. On the upper left hand corner, three cherubs
hold a white blanket just inches above Eventru's soft and ample feet, as if to
cover the naked god's body with it. The background of the painting has been
painted with several layers of black and gold, giving the master piece a
mystical and sensual appearance as they coelesce about the figure of Eventru.
Bright, glowing script reveals the Exalted Lord's signature upon it.

Joli sticks her tongue out and says 'Ack.'

The corners of Fania's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Look at it!"

Learyn puts her hand to her forehead and swoons.

You exclaim, "I don't have that picture!"

Pectus snuggles up close to a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord
Eventru, looking happy and content.

Lorina thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

You say, "Portrait, rather."

Aesthete Joli says, "Can I have a copy?"

Joli ponders the situation.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Neh."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Ask Marina."

You see the following people here:
Learyn, Fania, Lorina, Joli, Pectus, Reiha

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I want a copy, too."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says to you, "So we're on a floating rock
in the middle of nowhere."
4726h, 4606m, 4606e, 10p, 19030en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-blow whistle

What do you want to blow on?

Joli ponders the situation.

Pectus sniffles softly.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "A part of a loveless harem too."

The corners of Pectus's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

You exclaim, "He stole my whistle!"

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says, "Yay!"

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Joli leans on you seeking consolation.

Eventru begins to wield an algontherine whistle in His right hand.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Looking for something?"

You say, "No."

Eventru closes His eyes and bows His head. There is a small shudder around you,
and the tainted astral environment melts away, revealing itself as truly astral.

Fania gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Good."

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

Learyn laughs out loud.

Joli crosses her arms on her chest, sticks out her lower lip, and pouts.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Well...I wish there was a stove
here."

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We have decided on a fitting punishment for
all of you."

Aesthete Joli says to Learyn, "I wish I had my damn clothes."

Pectus tilts her head curiously.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We shall marry all of you."

Joli sticks her tongue out and says 'Ack.'

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Off to people We do not like."

Lorina thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

You say to Eventru, "I didn't do anything...."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says to Eventru, "Noooo."

Fania takes an alluring split back dress from a black and silver embroidered
silk satchel.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "I'm already married!"

You say, "And I am married already."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Joli, you will be marrying Doman."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I'm already married."

Joli creases her brow in a frown.

Fania gives an alluring split back dress to Aesthete Joli.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Reiha, you get Shaddus."

Aesthete Joli says to Eventru, "Oh Nil."

Joli slips into an alluring split back dress.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Let Us see."

You say, "Shaddus doesn't seem so bad."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Fania!"

Aesthete Joli says, "Well.. He may die a virgin then.."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "He's not a virgin, trust me."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "You get Revan."

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says to Eventru, "Pshh."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "He's a manwhore and a half."

Joli gives Learyn the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says, "Of course."

"Haha!" laughs Lorina.

Pectus cuffs Learyn upside her head.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Lorina, you get Talan."

Lorina glares angrily at Eventru.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I'm already married."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Learyn, Learyn."

You say to Lorina, "You poor thing."

Eventru taps His foot with mild impatience.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "You can't marry me off to someone
else."

Joli ponders the situation.

You say, "Munsia?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Who shall We marry you off to."

You say, "Narsrim."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to Learyn, "You think so?"

Eventru clenches His fist and chortles "Ooer!"

Joli's eyes bug out as she boggles in amazement.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Munsia!"

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "By any chance, can I have a different
punishment?"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "If you marry me to Munsia, I will
kill myself."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "A FANTASTIC choice."

Aesthete Joli says, "I will settle for Doman over Munsia."

Joli shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You say, "Can I have Illyarin?"

Fania nods her head at Joli.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I will kill myself over and over
and over again."

You say, "Or whatever his name is."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to Pectus, "Nope. We need to find you a good
marriage."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "I have one!"

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says, "I think I'll stay single."

You say, "Sano."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "You ladies do not get a choice."

Eventru nods His head at you.

Eventru nods His head at you.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Er."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Bother.."

Eventru shakes His head at you.

Pectus crosses her arms on her chest, sticks out her lower lip, and pouts.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Esano's not so bad."

Joli crosses her arms on her chest, sticks out her lower lip, and pouts.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Too many splinters."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "How about Thoros?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Pectus is getting..."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Oh yes."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Malarious."

Pectus thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

You say, "Oh dear."

Learyn gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Are you ladies excited?!"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "You could have at least chosen a
man for me, Lord."

Joli peers at Eventru unscrupulously.

Revan peers about himself unscrupulously.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Thank you, Lord. But I'd rather have a mate who
doesn't try to kill me."

You say, "Munsia is man enough, really..."

Malarious suddenly appears, looking bewildered.

Fania gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Hm hm."

Archmage Revan n'Kylbar, Avatar of Destruction says, "No thank You."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Oh gosh."

Revan spreads his arms wide, and the air between his hands begins to warp and
twist, dancing with brilliant multicoloured light as he bores a hole through the
fabric of the planes.

You see the following people here:
Lorina, Joli, Pectus, Fania, Malarious, Learyn, Revan, Eventru, Reiha

Eventru peers at Revan unscrupulously.

Joli blinks.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says to you, "Cheater.."

Looking into a gilded mirror, Malarious rubs her fingers around its edges. A
rainbow glow shimmer covers the mirror's surface and travels up her arm and
covers her entire body. You watch in amazement as she transforms from female to
male.

Malarious inclines his head politely to those around him.

The corners of Fania's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Learyn stumbles forward clumsily before throwing her hands up and screaming
"Noooooooo!" melodramatically.

Eventru utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You see the following people here:
Lorina, Joli, Pectus, Fania, Learyn, Malarious, Eventru, Reiha

Malarious shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "What the heck."

You say, "My husband is dead it seems, good."

Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, Singer of the Dirge says, "I can change
gender."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We were going to marry you to Pectus,
Malarious."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "You're marrying off Your harem,
Lord?"

Pectus breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "She'll appreciate it."

Fania wraps a comforting arm around Pectus.

Malarious chuckles long and heartily.

Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, Singer of the Dirge says, "I believe
Jinx may dislike that."

Eventru shrugs helplessly.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Just maybe."

Joli sits down.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We'll just feed him to Viravain or
something."

You say, "I am the King's consort, I can't be in a harem."

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says, "I luff Jinx though."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Besides. I am related to you already."

"Hmph!" Pectus snorts.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "You are a harem all of your own."
Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Well, where's my wife at, Lord?"

You say, "I'm a paragon of chastity."

Fania laughs melodically at you.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower sticks out her tongue and says to you, "Cousin Harlot
disagrees."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Oh sweet Dynara, now We know why We always
spent Our time with Hamadhi. The women did not behave like gabbing Celestine
School Girls."

With a majestic wave of His arm, Eventru opens up a rift in the aetherways,
fluctuating oddly before it settles down into a vibrating Divine portal.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Go, get the sweet Light out of here."

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

Pectus giggles happily.

You see the following people here:
Joli, Malarious, Lorina, Learyn, Fania, Pectus, Reiha

Joli blinks.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I'm enjoying myself here."

The corners of Fania's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

What do you want to blow on?

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says to Fania, "Shall we keep gabbing?"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Yeah."

Fania nods her head emphatically.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Lets."

The thrumming around a vibrating Divine portal increases momentarily as
Malarious steps into it, disappearing instantly.

Aesthete Joli says, "Who's dress was this?"

An eerie whisper floats upon the wind, "Feed whom to Me?"

Joli removes an alluring split back dress.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Fania's."

Joli sticks her tongue out and says 'Ack.'

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says, "Mine, but it's okay."

Comprehension flashes across Joli's face.

Joli slips into an alluring split back dress.

Aesthete Joli says, "Think I'll put it back on."

Joli shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Fania nods her head emphatically.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Now I know why I love Him so."

Pectus nods her head at Learyn, showing her acceptance.

A vibrating Divine portal begins to fluctuate, thrumming loudly for a moment
before it is suddenly still, and then simply vanishes from existence.

"What the...?" you say, looking puzzled.

Joli blinks.

Lorina ponders the situation.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Too bad He doesn't go for mortal
women."

Joli thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

You say, "Great."

Pectus's eyes widen slightly and the corner of her right eye starts to tic
uncontrollably.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "That was cruel, Lord."

You say, "He would go for the men, most likely."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Fania, can you create an illusory
manse?"

Joli gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

What do you want to blow on?

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Lady Viravain?"

An eerie whisper floats upon the wind, "Not leaving when you can, Reiha? One of
Mine that was taken by Him and yet you quietly accept your fate?"

Aesthete Joli says, "I can, but if it goes poof... we all go to Astral."

Learyn mutters discontentedly.

You say, "I thought I had my whistle back."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "We're already on astral..."

You are startled as an algontherine whistle bounces harmlessly off you after
being thrown at you by Eventru.

You suddenly scoop up an algontherine whistle.

You say, "Come follow me."

Pectus begins to follow you.

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Can't those of Glomdoring teleport
to the Night bubble?"

You blow on an algontherine whistle, which emits a low tonal note that causes
the air to ripple with variegated colours.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Well, thanks for all the bonding
ladies."

Learyn begins to follow you.

You say, "Wait, we can?"

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Just follow Auntie. She's calling kismet."

The answering call of an algontherine echoes in your mind, telling you that it
has arrived.

You ask, "All right, who can drive a ship?"

Lorina cackles hellishly.

*kismet spam*

Joli begins to follow you.

You see the following people here:
Fania, Lorina, Learyn, Joli, Pectus, Reiha

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I was having fun on my rock, think
I'll stay."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "I'm still keeping the painting.."

Pectus shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You say, "I'm going to buy one."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "And none shall copy it."

Pectus snuggles up close to a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord
Eventru, looking happy and content.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I'm going to buy one as well."

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says, "I'll pass."

As you step into a vibrating Divine portal you are momentarily deafened by the
thrumming of the portal, distracting you from the fact that you have just
stepped out into nothingness, though this uneasy realisation has barely struck
you before your legs are compelled to take another step, and you emerge through
an identical portal.
Joli follows you ether.
The Aetherplex Chamber.
Someone's magically-preserved letter has been lost here. A somewhat distasteful
pipe lies here, easily mistakable for a tentacle. An elegant white letter is in
danger of being soiled here. Shimmering with aetheric energy, a bright glowing
portal floats here in midair. Filling the air with a low-pitched thrum, a
vibrating Divine portal floats here. Sohei Seraku Mak'Reya is here, shrouded. He
wields a bloody looking needle in his left hand and a translucent amethyst
piercing needle in his right. Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight is here,
shrouded. He wields a pair of diamond shears in his left hand and a coral staff
in his right. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself. Nalla Dawneye is
here, shrouded. Chorist Quayli, of the Starlit Overture is here. You see a sign
here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system.
There is an aetherways portal here.
You see exits leading north (open door), south, out, through a bright, glowing
portal, and through a vibrating Divine portal.

You say, "And make copies, and plaster them all over Celest."

Pectus shakes her head.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

You say, "Well now."

Jinx blinks.

Fania arrives following Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord.
The thrumming around a vibrating Divine portal increases momentarily as Lorina
steps through it, emerging from the aetherways themselves.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Oi."

Joli steps through a bright, glowing portal, carried away by aetheric energies.

Nalla raises her hand in greeting and says "Hi!"

The corners of Fania's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I wanted to stay...."

Nalla flaps her arms madly.

Jinx gives Pectus the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Sohei Seraku Mak'Reya says, "Riiight.."

Fania gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Nalla Dawneye says, "Running away."

Pectus giggles happily.

Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight says to Pectus, "What did you do now?"

Pectus glomps Jinx playfully, knocking him over in her enthusiasm.

The answering call of an algontherine echoes in your mind, telling you that it
has arrived.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says to Jinx, "Nothing?"

Fania beams broadly at Jinx.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Maybe.."

You say, "I still don't understand why I was flung there."

Jinx sucks thoughtfully on his teeth.

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says, "That was fun, we should do it
again sometime."

You say, "I don't even own a painting."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says to Jinx, "We were talking about the painting!"

Pectus bounces up and down.

A bright, glowing portal flashes as Joli flies through it, landing
unceremoniously on the ground.

Burning Passion Fania Dekoven, Aria of Dawn says, "I just looked at it."

Pectus grabs at a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru and
proudly proclaims, "Mine!"

You say, "THE painting."

Joli flops down onto the ground.

Fania shrugs helplessly.

Knorrith arrives from the ether.

Aquamage Jinx Dawneye, Geyser of Insight says, "You didn't say his name?"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Ask for help next time, Reiha."

Learyn snaps her fingers.

You say, "Make me a copy."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Oooh a few times."

You say, "Someone make me a copy of the painting?"

Pectus shakes her head.

Nalla Dawneye says something unintelligible in a series of short roars and
growls.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says to you, "Just buy it from Marina!"

Oops, didn't realize Fania had made one.

No comment. Perhaps now we'll get more people?

It's okay to delete mine, I don't mind .

Besides, this one has the actual painting.

(Celest): You say, "I feel like I'm missing out on something."

(Celest): Jazella (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Did I miss funny
stuff?"

The atmosphere darkens with a sinister green glow and the mocking hiss of snakes
rips through the sky as Revan n'Kylbar shouts, "Damn straight. Stay out of my
realm, old man."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Joli, you are."


That's all I did. I didn't giggle like a school girl.

Aye, I only edited it out, because I was afraid of someone else editing it to remove the painting.

Oh yeah, the only thing Reiha really missed was when Eventru took Pectus' painting and signed it. heh heh

I think she has the only signed copy now.

I giggled. Also, this.


Am I to understand that Learyn says I'm a manwhore?

No, we were still talking about Doman.

You were pretty eager to get things moving.

Bad Momma...

We should have kept yours, it had the prelude!!


I didn't do anything! I just asked a question...

I might still have the prelude on my clipboard at home.

I love the brief conversation I had with Reiha in game a little bit ago. We were so pumped and then Reiha got shut down. So sad. We shall fix later though.

The best part of this log. He sure is sexy.

It's okay, Eventru rejects/insults her on a daily basis. Reiha is not going to give up, though!



Yeah, especially this part:

Barely fazing. So spot-on and sexy.

Ouch...

I've managed to not get rejected yet.. But I bet it's coming soon.. >_<

This was the beginning:

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Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says to you, "Desperate times call for desperate measures."

Lorina sucks thoughtfully on her teeth.

You say, "What measures?"

You give the Tome of the White Sands to Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower.

Pectus cocks her head as though hearing a far off sound.

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "She doesn't have it with her."

Pectus cocks her head as though hearing a far off sound.

Pectus sways back and forth.

You crease your brow in a frown.

The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Meeting in the radiant heart of New Celest, the broad city streets come together in a large, open plaza of marbled stone. Rising in the centre of the plaza is a structure of noble and luminescent pillars which suspend a round, ring-shaped platform twenty feet above the light-studded surface of the pool below. The atmosphere within the structure and around the pool bristles with a warm, electrical energy, giving a slightly disorienting sense of dizziness and euphoria. A gradually ascending stairway winds its way about the inside of the pillars, leading towards the upper level of the structure and offering a bird's eye view of the pool. An enormously wide circular pool, as dark as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns. The resplendent figure of an archangel rises up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively over a small figure cradled in her arms. A statue of a celestial archangel stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. There are 4 golden retrievers here. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool of Stars stands here attentively. A young giant spider with a long stinger scuttles about here. Sister Jazella is here. She wields a feminine lavender tahto staff with purple amethyst with both hands. Postulant Azula Vivalde is here. Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord is here. She wields a coral staff in her left hand. Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower is here, shrouded. She wields a magic spatula in her right hand.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, and up (open door).

"Eep!", Lorina screams in fright.

Finger extended, Pectus pokes the Tome of the White Sands.

Pectus strokes the Tome of the White Sands tenderly.

The bright sun shines down upon you.

Pectus giggles happily.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower has lost you.

Pectus grabs at the Tome of the White Sands and proudly proclaims, "Mine!"

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Show us!"

You say to Pectus, "I guess you didn't hear what I told you earlier."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Show what?!"

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "What is it that made Telperion grumpy."

You say, "The painting, or whatever."

Lorina nods her head emphatically.

"Nope," Pectus says with finality.

Lorina gives a horrified gasp.

Inagin arrives from the north.

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Show us or Ashtorah gets it!"

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Noo.."


Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says to Inagin, "Inagin! They are trying to make me show off the nude Eventru paintinng.."

Sister Jazella says, "Thanks much."

Jazella puts some gold sovereigns in a purple leather backpack.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Make them stop!"

Jazella looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

Lorina sways back and forth.

Inagin blinks.

Looking slightly worried at the situation Pectus quickly hides behind Inagin.

Grand Inquisitor Inagin La'Saet, Companion of the Blade says, "Who who?!"

You say, "What now?"

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "I am going to tell on you!"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Can I get a ride to Celest?"

Jazella gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

You peer at Learyn unscrupulously.

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Where am I/."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Celestia."

Learyn coughs softly.

Lorina coughs softly.

You notice Jazella's eyelids are beginning to droop.

Telperion tells you, "Who won the contest?"

You beckon to Learyn.

Lorina nods her head emphatically.

Lorina begins to follow you.

Pectus waves about a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru energetically.

Learyn begins to follow you.

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Wait!"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Oi."

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Noooo."

You say, "What?"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Go back."

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Go back."

You have recovered equilibrium.

Telperion tells you, "Sword or vial?"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Go back."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Now."

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "She has the painting!"

Learyn urges you onwards.

Learyn urges you onwards.

Learyn urges you onwards.

Learyn urges you onwards.

Inagin ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says to Lorina, "Not gonna."

You have recovered equilibrium.

Glaring at Lorina, Pectus prods her repeatedly, the height of rudeness.

Pectus cocks her head as though hearing a far off sound.

Lorina takes a drink from an opal vial.

"Haha!" laughs Lorina.

Pectus blinks.

Pectus glares angrily at Lorina.

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "I got it!"

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says to Lorina, "I paid for that! Give it back!"

Lorina cackles hellishly.

You grin mischievously at Lorina.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Show it off!"

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "No!"

Pectus thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding *smack*!

Lorina gives a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru to Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower.

Pectus's eyes widen slightly and the corner of her right eye starts to tic uncontrollably.

Lorina laughs out loud.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Whoever wishes to see it, come east."

You pat Lorina in a friendly manner.

Jazella nods her head at Inagin.

Lorina leaves to the east.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Oh.. Fan missed it."

A group of iridescent bubbles silently float past on a sea breeze.

Pectus proudly shows off a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru:
Eventru lays peacefully upon a white chaise lounge, his violet eyes glistening
beneath a floor torchier that rests a few feet behind him. Pale yellows and
whites have been added to his muscular body, each one painted to reflect rivets
of water running down his chest and his face. His strong and masculine face
appears soft in the painting, the stern and strong jawline slackened and the
eyes hooded as if in a state of euphoria. His hands rest just above his exposed
groin, clasping a glowing golden carnation that rests just above his navel. He
stares off to the right of the painting, his attentions on something unseen to
the viewer. Glistening on his chest, a vial of holy water rests and catches the
torchier light in such a way that it casts a radiant glow upon his toned and
defined abs. The chaise lounge itself is a pristine red, upholstered in crushed
velvet and accented with golden filigree in the form of running ivy and wysteria
flowers. Eventru's overall body is exposed in full to the viewer, though the
artist has taken great care not to reveal his groin. A silk toga rests just
behind his head, drapped over the back of the chaise lounge, as his body
glistens with the rivets of water a young and toned man pours over the divine's
body with great care and attention. Even Eventru's lips, parted into a blissful
smile, have been touched with just enough red and oranges to give them a sensual
appeal. The man behind him looks down upon the divine god with a look of wanton
desire catching in his eyes, mixed with an expression of awe and wonder that
flickers across the mortal's face. On the upper left hand corner, three cherubs
hold a white blanket just inches above Eventru's soft and ample feet, as if to
cover the naked god's body with it. The background of the painting has been
painted with several layers of black and gold, giving the master piece a
mystical and sensual appearance as they coelesce about the figure of Eventru.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower smiles impishly and says, "Dreamy, no?"

You say, "Meh."

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Oh, I have to tell Him you have this."

Please try rewording.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Grandmother Marina sells them for 2000 each."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Noo.."

Pectus grabs protectively at a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru.

You shrug helplessly.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower smiles impishly and says to Lorina, "I knew Nicholo has one."

The bright sun shines down upon you.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "He.."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "I knew too."

Pectus giggles happily.

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "I am going to make Him put them up in His Realm!"

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "I was gonna say I wanna keep it."

Lorina cackles hellishly.

Pectus gives a horrified gasp.

You say, "So not my type."

Pectus grabs protectively at a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower smiles impishly and says, "I shall place it at the pool."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Oh gods...."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Or in Serenwilde."

Pectus cackles hellishly.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I want..."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Let me take that home with me."

Pectus nods her head sagely at Learyn.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I'll bring it back in a couple of days."

Pectus blinks.

Pectus grabs protectively at a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru.

You say, "Lucky Knorrith isn't here."

Pectus giggles happily.

You say, "For shame."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "So?"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "He knows Eventru is my Divine crush."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "I have a dingbat!"

Pectus dances about in utter glee.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Morgfyre is mine."

The bright sun shines down upon you.

Pectus coughs softly.

You grin mischievously at Pectus.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Always has been, always will be."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says to you, "Honestly. Have you ever seen Him?"

Learyn shakes her head.

You shake your head.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "He makes Lord Eventru look like a frog."

Pectus sways back and forth.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "But gods, I wish Eventru's groin wasn't covered."

Pectus gives Learyn a horrified gasp.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I want to see how He measures up to mortal men."

Pectus ponders the situation.

"Haha!" laughs Lorina.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Do you think Gods even care about sex?"

Inexplicably, a cohesive bubble of water meanders by, small floating drips trailing after it.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Yeah, I do."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "They have the very same emotions as we do, but they conceal them better."

Eventru glares angrily at Pectus.

You say, "I think that's the part of them they share with us."

Comprehension flashes across Pectus's face.

Pectus squeaks in fright.

Looking slightly worried at the situation Pectus quickly hides behind Lorina.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Oi."

Lorina cackles hellishly.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Let Us see this painting."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "And here I am talking out how gorgeous You are, Lord."

Eventru reaches into the ether and pulls out a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru.

Lorina rolls on the floor, laughing.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Oh gosh."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I hope He didn't hear..."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Thank you."

Learyn blushes furiously.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Oh He heard."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "You have to admit, Lord. It does show some rather good sides."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Nooo, don't take it!"

Pectus coughs softly.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I'm fantasizing over it!"

You wrap a comforting arm around Pectus.

Learyn snuffles softly.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "He kept it?"

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "I'll buy another."

Pectus shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Learyn grins and nods.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Or ten.."

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Where did He go?"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Mmm, I'm going to have to exhibit that in Shop."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I have no clue."

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "He took off with it! Drat."

You say, "Well you all got to oogle it first."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Oh gosh, I want to oogle it again."

You shrug helplessly.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "I want my painting back."

Pectus sniffles softly.

Eventru gives a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru to Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "A slight addition for you."

Pectus claps her hands together merrily.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "A slight addition?"

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Wait, show!"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Wait..show, yes."

Learyn urges Pectus onwards.

Shaking her head at Learyn, Pectus says "Nope."

With a surly air, a kinsman of New Celest enters from the east.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We were waffling between making it cause you to burst into flames."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Please!"

You say, "Aww."

Pectus cocks her head as though hearing a far off sound.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I will give you 1k to show it off."

Lorina takes a drink from an opal vial.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Burnt fur smells horrible though.."

Pectus cocks her head as though hearing a far off sound.
Pectus proudly shows off a painting of A beautiful nude painting of Lord Eventru:
Eventru lays peacefully upon a white chaise lounge, his violet eyes glistening
beneath a floor torchier that rests a few feet behind him. Pale yellows and
whites have been added to his muscular body, each one painted to reflect rivets
of water running down his chest and his face. His strong and masculine face
appears soft in the painting, the stern and strong jawline slackened and the
eyes hooded as if in a state of euphoria. His hands rest just above his exposed
groin, clasping a glowing golden carnation that rests just above his navel. He
stares off to the right of the painting, his attentions on something unseen to
the viewer. Glistening on his chest, a vial of holy water rests and catches the
torchier light in such a way that it casts a radiant glow upon his toned and
defined abs. The chaise lounge itself is a pristine red, upholstered in crushed
velvet and accented with golden filigree in the form of running ivy and wysteria
flowers. Eventru's overall body is exposed in full to the viewer, though the
artist has taken great care not to reveal his groin. A silk toga rests just
behind his head, drapped over the back of the chaise lounge, as his body
glistens with the rivets of water a young and toned man pours over the divine's
body with great care and attention. Even Eventru's lips, parted into a blissful
smile, have been touched with just enough red and oranges to give them a sensual
appeal. The man behind him looks down upon the divine god with a look of wanton
desire catching in his eyes, mixed with an expression of awe and wonder that
flickers across the mortal's face. On the upper left hand corner, three cherubs
hold a white blanket just inches above Eventru's soft and ample feet, as if to
cover the naked god's body with it. The background of the painting has been
painted with several layers of black and gold, giving the master piece a
mystical and sensual appearance as they coelesce about the figure of Eventru.
Bright, glowing script reveals the Exalted Lord's signature upon it.

Lorina takes a drink from an opal vial.

You say, "I like Pectus not on fire."

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Pectus looks resentfully at Lorina and pouts with a vengeance.

Learyn gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "It has His signature!"

Learyn gives Eventru a peck on the cheek.

"Haha!" laughs Lorina.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "The only one. Aren't you special, Pectus?"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says to Eventru, "You are, without a doubt, the most handsome divine."

You nod your head emphatically.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower smiles and says, "Thank you Lord."

Learyn puts her hand to her forehead and swoons.

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says to Pectus, "That is a keeper!"

You pat Learyn in a friendly manner.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Now. You may stare at it for all eternity if you'd like."

You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted shout, "And We shall enjoy peace of mind knowing We will be the last thing you see."

You see Eventru, Crown of the Exalted shout, "Besides nothingness, of course."

Eventru glances askance at Learyn.

Learyn shuffles her feet uneasily.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Lorina looks about herself suspiciously.

Eventru inclines His head politely to those around Him.

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "I just asked Him to sign one for me, too if I get one..."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

With a surly air, a kinsman of New Celest enters from the east.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "To pectus Honey...if you ever part with that, I will buy it from you for a VERY heft price."

"Bah!" Learyn retorts disgustedly.

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "Where is she?"

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "He really is so gorgeous."

Learyn gives a pained sigh.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "No clue.."

Lorina shrugs helplessly.

Lorina is ripped from your location by an unseen force.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Err...must have soul ripped."

On a floating rock amidst the astral currents.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower is here, shrouded. She wields a magic spatula in her right hand. Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord is here. She wields a coral staff in her left hand. Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn is here, shrouded. She wields an icy steel hammer in each hand. There is an aetherways portal here.
There are no obvious exits.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.

Lorina looks about herself suspiciously.

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "You three can keep her company."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Oh crap..."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Worth it though, no?"

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "What just happened."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "We're on aries."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "An eternity is a long time, ladies. Our naked form shall be your companion until your timely demise. Are you not excited?"

You say, "Oh that's fun."

You see Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn shout, "Yes, I'm most excited!"

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says to Learyn, "I've changed my mind. It's Eventru now. End of story. Morgfyre can bite Fain's butt."

Learyn grins and nods at Pectus.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Thought you'd come around soon."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "So..."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "We're on a floating rock."

A platinum dragon turtle with white wings trots in with head high, butting Lorina gently with his head.

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "Not a one of them is under thirty five, and only one under thirty. We leave that sort of task for you, Revan. We know you take enjoyment in it."

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "In the middle of...nowhere."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "How in the nil shall we get down?"

You say, "I think I'd much rather have a mortal man myself."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Joli, you are."

Joli suddenly appears, looking bewildered.

Joli sticks her tongue out and says 'Ack.'

Pectus blinks.

Learyn gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Pectus gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "Joli will keep you company, too, Pectus, Learyn, Fania and Lorina."

Joli blinks.

Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn says, "Welcome to our rock in the middle of nowhere, Moli."

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower smiles impishly and says, "I do believe the Lord is collecting women."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Aesthete Joli says, "Well at least I'm dressed appropriately."

Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord says, "This awkward."

You see Dame Learyn Dekoven, Disciple of Dawn shout, "You have a most lovely harem, Lord Eventru."

You say, "For what purpose?"

"Meh," says Lorina nonchalantly.

She is a bouncing furrikin and has long, curly white hair that flows around her body in layers of varying lengths, but tapers off around her feet. Large shining blue eyes peer out behind long mussed bangs when open. She is covered by thick white fur that appears to be meticulously cared for and shines in any available light. Atop her head is a pair of large floppy ears that move with the slightest breeze, and a small puffy tail dangles behind her. Her frame is slender, yet showing no appearance of knowing any sort of hard work whatsoever. She stands a petite size and is only around four feet tall. She is wearing a simple ring of bloodstone, an etched beryl ring, a bracelet of gems, a thin diamond band, a yellow lily, 3 tiger lilies, a warm tulip of dawn, a ruby heart pendant, 2 delicate irises, a striped orchid, a bunch of yellow freesias, and a twilight blue rose.

Pectus gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Pectus Dawneye-Whytetower says, "Any of you have a ship by any chance?"

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "A harem We shall never touch, not in a hundred thousand endless aeons, Learyn."

Joli coughs softly.

The astrosphere jolts and surges upwards as Aries disconnects from Leo.

(Celest): Joli says, "Well damn it."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "I didn't do anything."