The Reiha-Nicholo Monologues

by Unknown

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Unknown2009-07-28 05:18:54
QUOTE
You ask, "Can I not acquiant myself with a single person with out them turning out to be some type of marriage prospect?"

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Not until you are married."

You look skeptical and say, "Find me a husband then."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "I can't lea - I mean, I can't rest in peace until you are married and happy."

(Market): Reiha says, "Seeking a prospective husband for an associate."

You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Now you can't say I never tried."

(Market): Arix says, "Have you met Reiha's "associates"? Selling much-needed
booze."

You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!

(Market): Arix says, "You may also want to invest in extra liniment for after you meet with Reiha's associates. Ask your local alchemist!"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "From prostitute."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "To pimp."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "You're moving up the professional ladder."


Eventru pats Reiha in a friendly manner.

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Dear gods, I thought you were Nicholo."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "I need my eyes examined."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King looks skeptical and says, "... And thank you."

You scratch your head in confusion.

You say, "Damn it."

You have emoted: Nicholo widens his eyes lightly and sighs, his shoulders drooping as he crosses his arms on his chest. He pouts, ever so lightly, as he looks around at his situation helplessly.

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "I was never a prostitute, so your compliment is null."

You say, "He is gone."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "I might as well be in His order at this rate."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Not that your mother would do such a thing."

You narrow your eyes at Reiha in an unnerving manner.

Sternly, Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Nicholo, do not give me that look."

You have emoted: Nicholo widens his eyes lightly and sighs, his shoulders drooping as he crosses his arms on his chest. He pouts, ever so lightly, as he looks around at his situation helplessly.

You say, "Fine, fine..."

You ask, "If you stop pressuring me to get a husband...?"

You say, "Or at least stop Pectus from making each possible one my nephew."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Fine, fine..."

Reiha crosses her arms on her chest, sticks out her lower lip, and pouts.

You say, "Stop copying me."

You have emoted: Nicholo widens his eyes lightly and sighs, his shoulders drooping as he crosses his arms on his chest. He pouts, ever so lightly, as he looks around at his situation helplessly.

You place both hands over your eyes, blocking the world from sight.

Reiha looks resentfully at you and pouts with a vengeance.

Reiha looks resentfully at you and pouts with a vengeance.

Reiha looks resentfully at you and pouts with a vengeance.

Reiha looks resentfully at you and pouts with a vengeance.

Reiha looks resentfully at you and pouts with a vengeance.

Reiha looks resentfully at you and pouts with a vengeance.

Reiha looks resentfully at you and pouts with a vengeance.

Reiha looks resentfully at you and pouts with a vengeance.

You look skeptical and say, "Where did I put my faeleaf..."

You ponder for a moment and say "Hrm..."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "What were we talking about?"

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Oh yes, find a wife."

You say, "My joining a convent."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "What convent?"

You say, "A celibate one."

You nod your head affirmatively at yourself.

You look skeptical and say, "I am better off in one the way I am now..."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Okay, but you still need to get married."

You say, "The convent will not allow it."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Son, your mother was single...."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Hell, I never was."

Reiha ponders the situation.

You look skeptical and say, "Thank you for helping."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Anyway, there were periods where I wasn't making a man or woman's life hell."

"Eh?" you say curiously.

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "The right one will come again... don't be celibate forever!"

You have emoted: Nicholo scoots away from Reiha an inch, slightly worried.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Then she woke up from her nap."

You say, "... what in the."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King frowns and says, "I thought You left."

You say, "He is gone again."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Probably still here."

You say, "I think He is Ninjakari now."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Ninjackery, indeed."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Ninjerkery? Whatever."

You say, "Ninjackery."

You look undecided and say, "Emphasis on 'jack'."

Reiha nods her head enthusiastically.

You ask Reiha, "Why does He keep stalking you?"

You say, "I might get forced to draw a painting of you taking a bath while He is outside your window, hyperventilating on it..."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "You mean puking His innards out?"

You ponder the situation.

You shrug helplessly.

You say, "I am working it out."

You say, "I will ask for help with Marina."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "I want Lord Eventru's painting."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Without the flower."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "But... flowers are so small..."

You look undecided and say, "I want to be the flower..."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "Maybe I want the flower there."

You hide a grin behind your hand.

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King looks skeptical and says, "Do you want to be something small?"

You say, "Nevermind..."

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You snicker softly to yourself.

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "She should have painted a log there."

You snicker softly to yourself.

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "But a SMALL flower."

You look skeptical and say, "We are just inviting him to come back."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "It almost seems like He never leaves."

Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "He's there before I am, almost making ME look like the stalker."
Unknown2009-07-29 04:31:18
He talks more to you guys than he does to his followers.

Damn females! Eventru is ours!
Celina2009-07-29 04:38:05
Monologues involve only one person.
Unknown2009-07-29 09:21:26
I would have loved a monologue instead of him popping in to call me the son of a whore... :/

confused.gif How I wish...