Is anyone else amused by these? Most of the attack lines in Lusternia are very well-written and match up pretty well with their effects. However... there are a few that make you wonder if maybe the designers wrote the lines before they figured out what the attack would actually do.
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An ear-splitting thunderclap peals through the air as (thunderbird) flares his wings, opening his beak and unleashing an orb of crackling white lightning towards you, tendrils of electricity enveloping your body and causing your skin to blacken and body to spasm in pure agony.
The above attack deals... about 300 damage and epilepsy.
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(phoenix) releases a torrid stream of white-hot fire at you, causing you to scream in utter agony, flames licking across your skin as it blisters.
Same for that one, but gives ablaze.
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You howl as the vicious chain rips through your gut, bursting your intestines and sending a disgusting wetness seeping through your bowels.
Deals mediocre damage and gives dysentery (useless, cured with choleric).
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You watch, in horror, as your (limb) shrivels up and becomes useless.
HORROR! Good thing I can cure it with a single mending application.
Any other especially blatant ones you can think of?
