(I'd apologize to the Plain White Ts, except I hate them. Seriously, they came through here with Snow Patrol a while back, and I though for sure the headlines the next day would read, "World's Pansiest Band Line Up Gets Ass Kicked in Supermarket."

Also, because a few people have said that I should do this, the original song is based on "Hey There, Delilah" from aforementioned pansy band.)

Hey there, Nariah,
Left my guild 'cause I got pissed,
And I suck at magi combat,
So, now, I'm a Nihilist
With Cosmicfire.
Lighting up those finks just like a pyre.
I'll never tire.

Hey there, Nariah,
I think we need more Lich seeders
'Cause I've died a dozen times
And mostly to our City leaders.
It's so sad.
Shouldn't criticize Esano's dad.
He took it bad.

Oh, it's what he did to me.
Oh, it's what he did to me.
Oh, it's what he did to me.
Oh, it's what he did to me -
What he did to me.

Hey there, Nariah,
I know Nihilism's hard,
And the instakills are tricky.
Should I pair up with a bard?
They'd PerfectFifth.
I would get a Soulless kill forthwith.
We're like the Sith.

Hey there, Nariah,
I'm so sorry for my diction.
Didn't mean to say your name wrong,
Didn't like the Crucifixon.
That was cold.
Mag's power trips are uncontrolled.
(But I'm still sold.)

Oh, it's what you do to me.
Oh, it's what you do to me.
Oh, it's what you do to me.
Oh, it's what you do to me.

The Nihilists have lots of class,
And your guild rituals kick ass.
For me, there really is no other guild.
You RP a complex plot,
And your description's pretty hot,
What other org could leave me so fulfilled?
Nariah, I can promise you,
That once I give this beggar stew
I'll prove not all Viscanti are alike.
Check out this spike.

Hey there, Nariah,
How do I drop Putrefaction?
'Cause the gag and stink lines interfere
With hot aethermanse action.
Doesn't gel.
Feel free to come on by as well.
Why won't you answer my last TELL?
Man, Nil is Hell.

Oh, it's what you do to me.
Oh, it's what you do to me.
Oh, it's what you do to me.
Oh, it's what you do to me -
What you do to me.

I'm sorry. Hey there Delilah is already being used for a parody in Lusternia. Please try again!

I'm sorry. This rocks.

I love Demetrios's songs!

Yay parodies

Amusing, though the Narwhal song fits her much, much better.

my Narwhal

No argument there.

I agree.

Hey, Dem. When is the album gonna drop? You keep releasing all these singles, but boy, you need to go platinum.

You are steadily rising in the ranks of favoritism.

His record will surpass Platinum and go Transcendent.

Hey there, Kethuru is pretty awesome, too.

I have actually thought of recording these, but I'm afraid that I'll hit some kind of Geek Critical Mass and explode.

But it would be an honorable death! For such a worthy cause!