Hello!

I would like to inform you all that the Glomdoring will be instituting a new visa policy, in order to adequately control our borders and ensure that none of our jobs are taken by those willing to work for less. At this point in time we will only be taking a limited number of applicants from foreign countries in any given 5-year period, so we will need you all to have your paperwork all in order.

This paperwork is to include:
1) Your name.
2) Your occupation.
3) Why you feel that you should be granted this opportunity, above other candidates.

There will be further requirements as this is reviewed; we will need to ensure that those who are most deserving of these limited spaces receive them!

Please forward all such documentation to Sojiro at your earliest convenience. Thank you, and have a great day.

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I admit, I'm interested to see where this thread will go, given what happened in the last one you made.

This just made my night!

Into the trash.

Such a marvelous way to go out.