Non-Lusternian Game Quotes

by Daraius

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Daraius2011-07-28 00:47:20
Here's your very own playground to quote irrelevant and unamusing lines from other games. Enjoy. smile.gif
Everiine2011-07-28 01:10:54
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead


But there's no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive


I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me.

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!


Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time.
And so I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
Still alive.


Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you.

Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. (HAHA!) FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist


Look at me still talking
When there's science to do
When I look up there
It makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive!

And believe me I am still alive

I'm doing science and I'm still alive

I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive

While you're dying I'll be still alive

And when you're dead I will be still alive.

STILL ALIVE. Still alive.)
Casilu2011-07-28 03:06:56
I remember that Tervic and SOMEONE ELSE sang Still Alive as a duet at the Ravenwood.
Morgfyre2011-07-28 04:39:34
"Oh, good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."
Dynami2011-07-28 05:01:10
"If we can hit that bulls-eye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Casilu2011-07-28 05:04:37
QUOTE (Dynami @ Jul 27 2011, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"If we can hit that bulls-eye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."


That was Futurama, not a game.
Unknown2011-07-28 14:55:47
QUOTE (Morgfyre @ Jul 27 2011, 11:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Oh, good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."


What - Who set all these lab monkeys free?!
Unknown2011-07-28 14:58:42
You have no chance to survive. Make your time.
Ssaliss2011-07-28 15:27:40
What you say?
Jack2011-07-28 15:45:21
QUOTE (Everiine @ Jul 28 2011, 02:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well here we are again
It’s always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn’t laughing
Under the circumstances I’ve been shockingly nice

You want your freedom? Take it
That’s what I’m counting on
I used to want you dead but
Now I only want you gone

She was a lot like you
(Maybe not quite as heavy)
Now little Caroline is in here too
One day they woke me up
So I could live forever
It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you

You’ve got your short, sad life left
That’s what I’m counting on
I’ll let you get right to it
Now I only want you gone

Goodbye, my only friend
... Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren’t so sad
Well, you have been replaced
I don’t need anyone now
When I delete you maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad

Go make some new disaster
That’s what I’m counting on
You’re someone else’s problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone...
Everiine2011-07-28 22:10:18
Rage of the Red Tiger, UNLEASHED!!
Unknown2011-07-28 22:18:57
Edit: DAMN YOU ALL, WHAT IS THIS THREAD.
Casilu2011-07-28 22:20:10
Daraius, I think you confused poor Kayte.
Ssaliss2011-07-28 22:32:13
Wrong quotes thread sad.gif This one needs to be renamed to something more obvious.
Jack2011-07-28 22:33:39
"Kwoats"?
Ssaliss2011-07-28 22:40:41
Or "Non-Lusternian quotes" tongue.gif
Ilyssa2011-07-28 22:42:11

MEATBAGS
Jack2011-07-28 22:42:11
Kwoats! It sounds like a guinea pig.

EDIT: Also wub.gif for HK-47
Daraius2011-07-28 22:50:26
QUOTE (casilu @ Jul 28 2011, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Daraius, I think you confused poor Kayte.


giggle.gif
Unknown2011-07-28 22:55:32
QUOTE (Ssaliss @ Jul 28 2011, 05:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Or "Non-Lusternian quotes" tongue.gif


The Quoting Game imho.

Back in my day, I had to teleport to and from school in the snow, uphill, both dimensions!