Shedrin2012-04-01 04:40:15
So my city's new name has got me thinking. We are certainly too emotionally "stiff", and thus our poor citizens never have a real fulfilling romantic relationship. In an effort to counter this, I am coming up with Stiffieville-themed pickup lines that we can use in order to initiate a meaningful relationship. I invite everyone to join in and help the poor Stiffievillians find true love.
What's "up"? (Cuz we're a flying city)
Is that a crystal in your pocket are you just experiencing a psychologically positive reaction to receiving sight-related sense information of my presence? (Obfuscation is good)
I'm a lucidian, that means I'm solid as rock. (People like reliable husbands)
I bought a new suit just for you. (Shows fashion sense and care)
What's "up"? (Cuz we're a flying city)
Is that a crystal in your pocket are you just experiencing a psychologically positive reaction to receiving sight-related sense information of my presence? (Obfuscation is good)
I'm a lucidian, that means I'm solid as rock. (People like reliable husbands)
I bought a new suit just for you. (Shows fashion sense and care)
Unknown2012-04-01 04:43:38
"It that a void blaster in your robes or are you just happy to see me?"
"I would love to blow you up and down, over and over."
"Want to astroglide with me?"
"I would love to blow you up and down, over and over."
"Want to astroglide with me?"
Talan2012-04-01 04:43:57
Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but these all seem like vague references to penises.
Xenthos2012-04-01 04:45:27
Are these really going to help Stiffievillians find true love?
I'd think a nice month spent closely confined in a laboratory deeply examining the mysteries of a single-celled micro-organism would be more up their alley.
I'd think a nice month spent closely confined in a laboratory deeply examining the mysteries of a single-celled micro-organism would be more up their alley.
Ytran2012-04-01 04:46:01
Xenthos:
Are these really going to help Stiffievillians find true love?
I dunno. Shedrin totally has me swooning, though.
Unknown2012-04-01 04:51:54
Xenthos:
Are these really going to help Stiffievillians find true love?
I'd think a nice month spent closely confined in a laboratory deeply examining the mysteries of a single-celled micro-organism would be more up their alley.
Much of
And there's nothing most citizens can appreciate more than...uh...pants-based...items...how forward am I allowed to be here exactly before it's committing a no-no?
Unknown2012-04-01 04:52:42
woops!
Xenthos2012-04-01 05:05:24
Phoebus:
Much ofHallifaxianStiffievilleian courtship is already based around humor of questionable taste/quality.
That's a shame. :(
Shedrin2012-04-01 05:07:32
More!
"Hey baby, do you want to Harmonize with me?"
"Wanna do an experiment with me?"
"Wanna ride my lightning?"
"I'm Transcendant Aeromancy."
"Hey baby, do you want to Harmonize with me?"
"Wanna do an experiment with me?"
"Wanna ride my lightning?"
"I'm Transcendant Aeromancy."
Ushaara2012-04-01 05:26:12
"I'll Higher your Emotions!"
Unknown2012-04-01 05:40:24
"Are you an Aeonist? Cause you've got one timeless body."
Unknown2012-04-01 20:07:14
"Please sign your name here for consent."
Unknown2012-04-01 22:13:01
Makes me wonder if one of the scientists trying to invent the first Lusternian potency drug accidentally laced the water supply.
Kaalak2012-04-02 06:13:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZybFl_pfMk
