Magnagoran Funnies

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Unknown2004-11-09 18:56:46
(Magnagora): Chade says, "Ahh that is better I look like royalty."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Heh."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "As well you should!"
(Magnagora): Chade says, "Although even with chainmail I'm essentially naked."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Can't have our Warlord running around looking like
a beggar."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Someone will eventually offer you a bowl of soup."

Or...

(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Haha."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Okay."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "That was funny."
(Magnagora): Val says, "What?"
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "A Celestine novice walked into the room with the
Megalith, eeped, and then immediately used a portal."
(Magnagora): You say, "Bloody right. (begins laughing)"
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Evidentally we've instilled a little fear in them!"
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Can't imagine how."
(Magnagora): You say, "Four or five of us beating twelve of them, perhaps?"
(Magnagora): Val says, "Hahaha."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Hehehe."
(Magnagora): Chade says, "The fact that we slap them around like a fink every
day?"
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "It was pretty funny."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Still kind of giggling over it."

Or even...

(Magnagora): A dracnari silk farmer says, "Help! Help! I'm being repressed at
'a sandstone tunnel between caverns!'"
(Magnagora): Beren says, "He?"
(Magnagora): Val (from the Astral Plane) says, "Not anymore."
(Magnagora): Akhenaten says, "Eheh."
(Magnagora): Val (from the Astral Plane) says, "It was Illen."
(Magnagora): Chade says, "Looks like you're doing the repressing."
(Magnagora): Val (from the Astral Plane) says, "Enemy him."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "That."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Would be the novice that eeped."
(Magnagora): Bossa says, "Oops."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "By the way."
(Magnagora): Val (from the Astral Plane) says, "Rofl."
(Magnagora): Akhenaten says, "Illen is already enemied."
(Magnagora): Chade says, "Enemied."
(Magnagora): Murasame says, "Heh, remembering people as "The novice that
eeped". *snicker*."
(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "It was funny!"
(Magnagora): Val (from the Astral Plane) says, "He's going to be eeeping alot
now."
(Magnagora): Murasame says, "Heh."

That last one reminded me of Monty Python.
Unknown2004-11-09 19:19:05
Hrm well, in its own little way.
Carline2004-11-09 20:54:43
The fact that Chade got hiself teleported with a Celestian to the pool of stars was in itself funny ... we also can have a sense of humour no ? ...
Daganev2004-11-11 07:12:11
unrelated, but didn't want to make a new threat....

"You run up to the corpse of a black rat and envelop him in a massive bearhug. The final blow proves too much for a baby
rat, who expires, pitifully. You have slain a baby rat."


read it carefully
Unknown2004-11-11 17:12:09
I didn't know bearhugs made shockwaves. The things we learn!
Chade2004-11-11 17:33:11
Heeeey Carline,

I'm a nice guy honest, and it was a bug with the hermit tarot that caused it, meh.

But I still managed to laugh about it... and stop my city taking reprisal action. Plus one mistake out of about 20 raids isn't so bad, considering my Achaean can't fight for hell, and for the past week I've had 4-10 second lag permanently (I love China and the people, but I hate the bloody internet over here) doesn't help me much.

Mag is a funny city, you should see the Iron Council channel, and I'm quite a congenial leader as dictators go, I mean I don't order my citizens around... wait, maybe sometimes, but I'm not nasty about it, I let Silvanus do that for me.

Chade
Silvanus2004-11-11 17:37:25
QUOTE (Chade @ Nov 11 2004, 11:33 AM)
Mag is a funny city, you should see the Iron Council channel, and I'm quite a congenial leader as dictators go, I mean I don't order my citizens around... wait, maybe sometimes, but I'm not nasty about it, I let Silvanus do that for me.


Damn straight.
Unknown2004-11-11 19:18:37
yeah, silv has that..commanding aura, dont he?
Zolas2004-11-12 00:42:51
Magnagora has a great sense of humor. The Iron Council channel is pretty damn entertaining.

--

1700h, 1136m, 1560e, 10p ex-messages 57
#57 Chade: 11/11/20:34 "Do me a favour boss, when you send me...
#58 Chade: 11/11/20:34 "Makes it easier for me to check my army of messages
#59 Chade: 11/11/20:34 "Cheers boss".
Unknown2004-11-12 03:03:27
Silvanus can do anything he wants wink.gif

Earlier I came to the Megalith asking for help, as both of my arms were broken and I couldn't get my mending vial from my pack. So he broke both my legs, then handed me his mending vial to use.
Silvanus2004-11-12 03:14:55
QUOTE (Guido Flagg @ Nov 11 2004, 09:03 PM)
Silvanus can do anything he wants wink.gif

Earlier I came to the Megalith asking for help, as both of my arms were broken and I couldn't get my mending vial from my pack. So he broke both my legs, then handed me his mending vial to use.


I like to see people squirm.
Unknown2004-11-12 03:58:22
he's so thoughtful
Laysus2004-11-12 18:40:57
QUOTE (Zolas @ Nov 12 2004, 12:42 AM)
Magnagora has a great sense of humor. The Iron Council channel is pretty damn entertaining.

--

1700h, 1136m, 1560e, 10p ex-messages 57
#57 Chade: 11/11/20:34 "Do me a favour boss, when you send me...
#58 Chade: 11/11/20:34 "Makes it easier for me to check my army of messages
#59 Chade: 11/11/20:34 "Cheers boss".



I felt quite weird refilling for him, and having the Magnagoran Warlord calling me boss all the time ._.
Chade2004-11-14 14:42:51
Bleh,

Ok I'll beg for forgiveness on the BOSS issue, I mean, I am after all English which means I should be forgiven all my sins and sent to bed with a sweety.

I also live in China, which will do many things to make a normal, sane Englishman say strange things.

Anyway if I call you boss, just means I like you.

Chade/Mike
Shiri2004-11-14 15:05:46
QUOTE (Chade @ Nov 14 2004, 03:42 PM)
Bleh,

Ok I'll beg for forgiveness on the BOSS issue, I mean, I am after all English which means I should be forgiven all my sins and sent to bed with a sweety.

I also live in China, which will do many things to make a normal, sane Englishman say strange things.

Anyway if I call you boss, just means I like you.

Chade/Mike


Ohhh, you're British too. That explains why you're cool. Settle a debate for us, whose accents are worse, Essex or Lincolnshire? *hum Yepela*
Niara2004-11-16 10:18:51
Awww, so instead of calling me boss you just gave me some extra gold when I sold you some herbs. *feels liked*
Chade2004-11-18 17:41:19
I can settle this once and for all, Texan accents are the worst on the planet, although Essex accents are worse than Lincolnshire.
Shiri2004-11-18 17:46:07
QUOTE (Chade @ Nov 18 2004, 06:41 PM)
I can settle this once and for all, Texan accents are the worst on the planet, although Essex accents are worse than Lincolnshire.

You're right about the first part (maybe Welsh too. That's probably just me getting annoyed at having to go there most holidays and sitting under their perpetual rain cloud for a good half of my time off school). And YES! Thank you! I am so going to quote that relentlessly at Yepela. You hear that Yepela?! Relentlessly! Muaha!
Unknown2004-11-18 19:00:51
best sounding accents in the world...........russian and german. I'm not gay, but a russian man speaking with a thick accent and deep voice, like that dude from triple x....that's kinda sexy to me.
Typhus2004-11-18 19:31:07
Saucy Spanish. Nothing makes my day more than a good, tradional, saucy Spanish accent, or the Spanish itself.