if we had a god of wind...

by Unknown

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Unknown2004-11-13 00:00:29
You feel the temperature around you to be about 47 F. Gale-force winds buffet
you from all sides. It is raining lightly, and fat drops of rain fall
pleasantly past.

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You say, "I do think the wind is a bit too strong in this realm."
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Marsu tells you, "Wind got your tongue."
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You say, "I do think the wind is a bit too strong in this realm."
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Marsu tells you, "Wind got your tongue."
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You say, "I do think the wind is a bit too strong in this realm."
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Marsu tells you, "Wind got your tongue."
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You say, "I do think the wind is a bit too strong in this realm."
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Marsu grins and nods.
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You smile your sweetest, most innocent smile.

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You see Marsu say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
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You snicker softly to yourself.
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You say, "Wind."
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Marsu tells you, "Wind got your tongue."
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You say, "Wind."
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Marsu tells you, "Wind got your tongue."
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You say, "Wind."
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Marsu tells you, "Wind got your tongue."
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You say, "Wind."
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Marsu tells you, "Wind got your tongue."
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You say, "Wind."
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Marsu tells you, "Wind got your tongue."
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You say, "Wind."
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You see Marsu say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
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You say, "Wind."
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Marsu tells you, "Wind got your tongue."
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You say, "Wind."
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You see Marsu say something, but his voice is drowned out by the wind.
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You roll on the floor, laughing.
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You say, "Wind."
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Marsu tells you, "Wind got your tongue."
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Marsu's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

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Unknown2004-11-13 00:06:06
I've had longer before windtalk, man its annoying.
Eldrich2004-11-13 01:18:12
I love windtalk.
Unknown2004-11-13 04:54:49
and god said pull my finger, andf on the 8th day, he created wind
Thalacus2004-11-14 19:20:44
Seriously, it shouldn't be this bad. I tried SCREAMING, and the same thing happened!

Heck, it's not that hard to talk to each other in the mountains. IRL, that is
Typhus2004-11-15 19:34:39
And outh thy seventh dayth, thy tempest of gas didth wanderlust over thy realm and hurried thy peoples to a most horrible death.
Lisaera2004-11-15 20:04:36
I'm about as close to a God of the Wind as you are likely to get for a while, but I do still feel sorry for you. A little, anyway.

Ah well, it's not as if mortals say anything useful much of the time...
Unknown2004-11-16 04:43:36
QUOTE (Lisaera @ Nov 15 2004, 12:04 PM)
I'm about as close to a God of the Wind as you are likely to get for a while, but I do still feel sorry for you. A little, anyway.

Ah well, it's not as if mortals say anything useful much of the time...


What about when Your followers tell You how beautiful and wonderful You are?
Niara2004-11-16 09:50:33
That's flattering but not necessarily useful. biggrin.gif
Unknown2004-11-16 19:13:51
without mortlas, gods would be nothing! nothing you hear! without us to follow you.uh...yeah.....dont exist or something. i'm the atheistic priest of...estelbar.or...something. ill stop now. too much sugar.
Unknown2004-11-16 19:19:22
Actually, that makes sense, Donnar. Without mortals, gods rule over an empty playground.
Unknown2004-11-16 19:22:24
still rule!
Unknown2004-11-16 20:29:17
for onc ei make a point.........uh......i'll gladly accept this award. thank you, thank you to my mom, my dad, to all the little people out there. thank you to my agent, and my girlfriend, as well as to the gods for....uh......being there or lack there of. yeah...
Lisaera2004-11-17 18:17:16
I suppose it hasn't occurred to you all that We did in fact exist quite happily for a long time before there were any mortals.

Happily save for the constant wars with the Soulless Ones, anyway.
Unknown2004-11-17 18:34:31
QUOTE (Lisaera @ Nov 17 2004, 10:17 AM)
I suppose it hasn't occurred to you all that We did in fact exist quite happily for a long time before there were any mortals.

Happily save for the constant wars with the Soulless Ones, anyway.


You guys are like the hip parents that didn't want kids till you were like 30...,000

*nod me*
Unknown2004-11-17 18:37:11
hehehehe. Wait.then.............whose my parents? I want fain! I want Fain! His mask's sexy.....