Sorry - I cant help myself here.

Mmmmm Monkeys. Every Serenwilders fantasy...

What about the Soulless? No kisses like nothingness I guess. Heh, that was extremely bad taste..

Lord Auseklis has a beard? I didn't know that. But then, I've never been in the same room with Him to have a good look at Him, either.

Now I'm starting to wonder which gods are hot, and which are not. That could be some new-fangled entertainment, right there.

"And welcome! To Lusternia's Divinely Fine! Where you, the mortal decides which immortal is hot, hot, HOT! Today we have our contestants, lets introduce them, shall we? You all know Him as the manly-man of the wilderness, it's Looooooord Auseklis! And next to Him is the oh-so graceful Silver Lady, Lady Lisaera! Right alongside is the bird-loving divinity, Lady Isune, and the mysterious, 'hey, who is that guy' Lord Lacostian. So, let's get started, shall we??"

But Waaaait! We have a last minute entry! To your left is the man of mystery, the all-knowning, flaming blue man Lord Raezon attended by His most lovely assistance, the fallen angel! My, those pentagrams sure look fabulooous tonight! At your right is our shadowy outlaw, the man who bows to nothing, the brooding star of the night, Lord Fain, the Red Masque! My, those Urlach guards sure have fashionable skins! What do you think they are, elfen?

I'm surprised you think of mortals as monkeys. I think of them more like mice.. cute at first, then irritating, and then they chew a hole in your socks and you have to snap their heads off.

And there's nothing wrong with looking at your sister's legs. If they're nice legs.

Yes because looking at ugly legs would be a horrible crime. Damn those ugly legs.


Not so nice legs

Smoking is bad anyway.

Ew!!

I feel sorry for whoever that leg belongs to.

Ialie, what you did to my day just now was a exercise in cruelity.