(Val dies)

Ialie shouts, "Nooo not my Val!"

Val, The Insane booms, "Yeah, 6 goats at once...well hurts."

Gossamer winds whip around you suddenly as the voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden reverberates, "The moral of the story is not to abuse goats."

Val, The Insane booms, "Can we abuse virgins thou, Ma'am."

Gossamer winds whip around you suddenly as the voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden reverberates, "As long as they are not My virgins. I suggest caution though, hell hath no fury like a woman unsatisfied."

Val, The Insane booms, "Oh don't worry Ma'am they wouldn't be."

Haha! That was great! Heh. I wish I hadn't missed it. Thanks for posting it here.

*glances both ways* *runs by with a sheep under his arm*

Shoulda run by with a virgin under your arm.

You're impugning the character of those sheep by implying they aren't virgins.

Naw, the sheep has another meaning, which only Lady Lisaera...and some others who happened to be around, knows!

Will this have to end up in Estarra posting "there will be NO molesting of the sheep"?

That was the high point of the public news boards in Achaea. Everything since then has been downhill.

It's depressing when you think that that post was like...number...8. Give or take. Sadly true though

Actually the downfall of Achaea VERY slowly started when you saw Sarapis go from "happy Sarapis" to "business Sarapis". You can tell with fairly good accuracy when that happens just by examination of the old posts. It really started speeding up after Death's Heart or Dun Valley - whichever was the latter of those two events, to the point now where its nearly as bad as Aetolia.

My point exactly... I hate public news. On all realms.

*gasp* Don't say she's a KIWI. Please don't let her be a kiwi, I had such respect for her.

*peer* dirty kiwis.

If he had a virgin unstead of a sheep, in all likelyhood the girl would only be around 14. Which, all and all considering would be unethical... Or kinky, however you see it.

I don't encourage xenophobia, especially because I really like people from New Zealand, despite their... affection... for certain mammals.

The Welsh like that sort of thing too. *cough*

However, no, I am not a kiwi. Nor am I any other kind of fruit.

Gasp! And to think I appointed you as Guild Matron and you go and insult my people *cry*

Cymru am byth!

Yes, and as they say in the English villages that were burnt by the Welsh, Creosote i Gymru.

That made me giggle *grin* Welsh is the best language for confusing people

Lusternia, where men are men and sheep are nervous.

And I am not Welsh -or- Kiwi, rather I am a New Yorker!

No stereotypes, other people can have fun with their wooly friends but not all men go for the wool or fur.

*is a kraut* I can just see a lusternian nature documentry. we see typhus, his back turned to the camera. We hea a sheep bleat loudly, typhus turns his head to look at the camera, looking very embaressed and shcoked. he purses his lips and gulps as asheep ruins away from infront of him.