Strangely enough, I know people like that. And besides, nothing is wrong with sheep. They aren't of any lesser quality. Heck, they even have nice legs! You can't give a foot massage to just _any_ animal.

Heh, made you think.

Kiwis!! Bah. You know why kiwis drink out of mugs? cause Australia's got all the Cups.

Strangely appropriate for this thread...

What do you call an Australian with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

Bisexual.

*duck*

*is, in fact, Irish born and New Zealand naturalised*

And while I think about it, here's my favourite quote of Lady Lisaera's....

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "I swear, if any of you somehow turns that into a cow pun..."

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Perhaps I'll fill the Serenwilde with vicious cows and see how they like your humour."

Someone much braver than I came up with 'No beef, Lady', after that.

We all know kiwis are the real sheep-abusers.


Did you know that a kiwi invented velcro? he put it on gloves to stop the sheep from getting away

BAAAAAAAA


An irish kiwi????don't get me STARTED haha

I must agree with Murphy.

Lisaera's best thing was when she shouted about Magnagora..its in someone's signature somewhere.

Don't spose you've got the rest of that log? I loved it

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Ethereal Maiden echoes in your head, "*chuckle* interesting title."

For those that don't find that funny, here's my title.

Pacifier of Virgins, Val Maelwaedd, Champion of Steel Goats

On a side note, does anyone know that the technical name for a kiwi is a chinese gooseberry?

Kiwi was invented by an American salesperson to make it more marketable.

That's a really odd name for a bird...

You're talking about the 'kiwifruit', also known (again, marketers) as 'Zespri'. I kid ye not.

*hangs head in shame*

On the humourous side, kiwis are small, flightless birds with long beaks. Fairly endangered, as they're a little vulnerable to cats/dogs/ferrets, etc.

Bird vs Fruit

I believe Lady lisaera's best is the things she says to Stagar on GT when Stagar undergoes a moment of insanity, normally brought on from frustration..strange...strange lizard-boy, oh the lovely conversations we have, Mmm, M'lady?

Stagar: I tell you the blood of the tree's comes out to feast upon the shoes of the unworthy this night!

Liseara: Stagar...are you insane?

Stagar: Lies! Blasphemy!

Lisaera: Blasphemy from Me?

Stagar: *runs away crying that the big mean lady is picking on him again*

((ok thats not exactly how it went, I don't have logs but it was something close to that, if one of you guards got the exact log, post it. I thought it was funny as hell, but then again my humour always sucks *sigh*))

I was more then a little amused, when I suggested over CT that all of Serenwilde's leaders neaded to sit down with a bottle and have a talk. Lisaera asked if I was suggesting that getting drunk was a viable means for settling disputes. Hoping I wasn't in a world of dog doo I said no of course not. Lisaera then responded with too bad because she was sure they were all in need of a good drink because that being pie-eyed was about the only way they were ever going to get aloong.

Should've suggested they play spin the bottle instead...

I once lost my connection in Chade's office and when I finally reconnected Chade was gone and I was locked into the office, which had a monolith sigil in it. Lisaera was the only Divine on at that point, and I didn't feel like being stuck in the office for hours until Chade got back, so I asked her for help. The conversation went something like this:

Ellara: Lady Lisaera, I'm stuck inside of a locked room with no way to get out. Would You please let me out?

Lisaera: That's quite a situation. I wonder how you got into it...

Ellara: (teleported out) Thank You, Lady.

It amused me.

Woulda been funnier if she just bolted you to get you out.

Since we had a few Kiwi jokes I thought I'll throw a couple in:

How do Kiwis find their sheep in long grass?

Delightful.

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Why do Kiwi horses run so fast?

They've seen what happened to the sheep.

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Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
and doesn't know where to find them
the search revealed
they were in the next field
with a dirty big Kiwi behind them.

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A line of sheep were walking down the path with a few Kiwi drovers taking their break on the fence.

The first one says, "I wish that one was Ms. New Zealand"
The second one says, "I wish that one was Ms. Universe"
The third one says, "I wish it was dark."

Ok that's my Kiwi jokes, your turn.

We don't get kiwis, just the welsh *shivers* which are just over there *points* cause i live near bristol.

Although we do have Goldie Looking Chain which is just a piss take on all that is trev - they're welsh and we laugh at them because of it.

Its nice that they like to be patriot (to wales) but tuning your radio and hitting welsh fm is not a plesant sensation - i don't beleive anyone should have an english - especially if its welsh *shudders*

Actually - america, if you don't start spelling properly we'll make YOU speak welsh

What never fails to amuse me is the road signs that people scrawl over in red graffiti with the words, "Go home English."...written in...Welsh.

...yeah.

That's really going to work.

or even signs written in welsh - i mean COME ON is there a single welsh person who doesn't speak english!!!

(ok YES we all know the story about the prince of wales so i'll say welsh person old enough to drive)

Its just embaressing to drive to the forest of dean and see signs saying you're going back into english - must confuse tourists no end.