The LOTR Very Secret Diaries

by Unknown

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Unknown2004-11-16 18:06:25
Anyone who loves Lord of the Rings and has a sense of humour is bound to get a laugh from the diaries!

WARNING: There are innuendos and gay humour involved, so if you DON'T want to read that, DON'T click the link.

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/
Shiri2004-11-16 19:07:51
Always nice when someone gives warnings of things like that.

Too late though, already saw em a while back, and man are they funny biggrin.gif
Unknown2004-11-16 20:33:58
I just love them biggrin.gif

My favorite part out of all of them is this one part, though.

QUOTE
Day Six

In Edoras. King Theoden giving me attitude. He was all, "Are you King here? Last time I checked, I was King here. I'm lookin' around and I don't see anyone else with a crown on his head. Eh? Eh?"

Was forced to admit I am indeed still not King.

In revenge, stole his wallet when he was not looking and used it to open charge account at Gap of Rohan. Have bought matching poke bonnets for Gimli and Legolas.
Unknown2004-11-16 20:48:48
lmfao, sam's is the best, followed by gollum
Rauros2004-11-16 21:18:11
I'm sorry to say I found most of it offensive sad.gif You'd think they would come up with some more clever than just gay jokes.
Unknown2004-11-16 22:39:00
I loved them when I first read them and still crack up every time I reread them. Hours of fun.
Anarias2004-11-17 10:00:55
Absolutely could not keep from cracking up every time they mentioned Sam killing anyone who tried anything with Frodo. Marvelous work here, kept me laughing the whole time.
Shoshana2004-11-17 13:09:43
Ah, I still love these... The best thing to do though is to read them and then watch the movies again, because if you hadn't noticed all the innuendo before, you certainly will now biggrin.gif

The other great classic of LotR parodies are Molly Ringwraith's parody scripts, which can be found here. They don't have quite so many "gay jokes", for those of you who were offended by Cassie Claire's, but I at least think they're hilarious... laugh.gif
Unknown2004-11-17 16:42:49
ROFL!

Why does this remind me of Magnagora?

QUOTE
MORDOR (always a cheery place to start a story)


GALADRIEL (V.O.): Once upon a time, there was a bad guy.


SAURON struts out and starts whacking people left and right.
Rauros2004-11-17 17:22:04
*sigh* glare.gif glare.gif glare.gif glare.gif glare.gif glare.gif
Unknown2004-11-17 17:23:26
It's not so much that I was offended by the gay humor but I became bored rather quickly when I read generally the same statement about people 3 times in less than a page of writing. The monotony got me.
Unknown2004-11-17 17:28:26
Aww, poor Felemar.

*backrub*

Ouch!

(I think maybe girls get the humour a little better. Possibly. Maybe. Eh, I don't know.)
Rauros2004-11-17 17:50:28
sleep.gif I did enjoy the brief Rocky Horror spiff... blink.gif why are you all staring at me like that? Oh like you've never wanted to dress up like Dr Frankenfurter and do the Time Warp glare.gif
Unknown2004-11-17 18:05:28
Toucha toucha toucha toucha meeeee....
Unknown2004-11-17 18:40:03
...............just...........wow


samwise gamgee, 7 baths is quite enough........
Unknown2004-11-17 19:32:44
QUOTE (Briseis Nerianstar @ Nov 17 2004, 06:28 PM)
Aww, poor Felemar.

*backrub*

Ouch!

(I think maybe girls get the humour a little better. Possibly. Maybe. Eh, I don't know.)



Heheh! Careful with those spikey thingies happy.gif It's not so much that I didn't get the humor. Just that I just kinda' got bored with it rather quickly. Maybe I'm just narrow-minded?
Unknown2004-11-17 19:38:22
If you mean narrow minded in that, you don't have a background of reading Cassandra Claire's works, or understand the thousands of young fan girls who walked out of LOTR: The Two Towers screaming "Oh my god, Gollum is so cute! I want to have his baby!", or, have never visited Thebanband's site, then... Yes. You'd be narrow minded. But don't worry, it's not in a bad way.

*pokes the spikey thingy back*

Ouch! Well that was just dumb.

*sucks wound*
Unknown2004-11-17 19:40:00
Fan girls pick Gollum over Legolas? Interesting....maybe little Farlise over there DOES have a chance *no offense little guy* ninja.gif Yeah! If that's all of the basis then I am quite ignorant.
Asarnil2004-11-17 19:41:15
No, you are not alone Felemar. For me,Lord of the Rings gay humour was done to the death when they released Return of the King.
Unknown2004-11-17 19:43:58
Ah, the links I could share... But they're incredibly wrong, and I wouldn't want y'all to run away screaming. Or for me to be banned from the forums!

But if anyone is interested, PM me and I'll send the link your way.