Luis Royo rocks.

Daevos

it says "The total filespace required to upload all the attached files is greater than your per post or global limit. Please reduce the number of attachments or the size of the attachments."

does that mean i can't post any more pics - ever??
*cries* but i got so many!!

(brona as 14 different kevin sorbos )

think that means you have to put them in different posts, or like with 3 on each post

That evil Homer piccy.

Does that mean Daevos will randomly say in Magnagora "Mmmmm Doughnuts!"

i can't put in ANY at ALL - i've got like 17KB left or something silly like that - you're gonna miss the great epitaph of magnagora!!

nah he sorta goes "mmm the corpse of celestian novices"

eeewwwww - cause to be honest i don't think he's eating them

man rough mental images with a giant red devil homer and the broken bloodied bod... eeewwww

think baron harkonenn (prelude to dune style) and a strange smell coming from a half open cupboard

damn you why do you put such images in my head!! you and that brian herbert of yours

picture the scene

In the Shadows of Hallifax
Blah blah blah description etc.
A bunch of random people are here, looking at this random node. Recos, Child of Light is here, looking bemused. Raziela's Devotee, Manjanaia Salimera, the Light Hearted is here, making a mockery of the whole situation.

Random guy says, "Oooh, I wonder what might happen this time?"
Raziela's Devotee, Manjanaia Salimera, the Light Hearted says, "Er, probably the same as last time. Everyone gets blown up, and not a lot happens but Magnagora getting s**tloads of power.
Random guy says, "But how can that happen, there are people from everywhere!"
Manjanaia farscouts (edit ya I forgot the correct phrase)
Raziela's Devotee, Manjanaia Salimera, the Light Hearted says, "Beware the evil red leader thing."
Random guy says, "You what?"
Raziela's Devotee, Manjanaia Salimera, the Light Hearted says, "Da-"
Daevos enters from the down.
Daevos breathes out and his breath kills all the random guys.
Random guy has been slain by the might of Daevos. You see the death happen at In the Shadows of Hallifax.
Random guy has been slain by the might of Daevos. You see the death happen at In the Shadows of Hallifax.
Random guy has been slain by the might of Daevos. You see the death happen at In the Shadows of Hallifax.
Random guy has been slain by the might of Daevos. You see the death happen at In the Shadows of Hallifax.
Random guy has been slain by the might of Daevos. You see the death happen at In the Shadows of Hallifax.
(Celest): Rhysus says, "Dear Gods that's a lot of random guys. Perhaps we should do something?"
(Celest): Shiro says, "Meet at pool- meh forget it no-one ever turns up anyway."
Recos, Child of Light says, "I am so bemused"
Daevos farts and Recos dies, with a bemused look on his face.
Recos, Child of Light has been slain by the might of Daevos. You see the death happen at In the Shadows of Hallifax.
Raziela's Devotee, Manjanaia Salimera, the Light Hearted says, "Gods you stink"
Manjanaia runs away screaming like a little girl.
Daevos consumes the corpse of Recos, Child of Light leisurely.
The Soul of Recos, Child of Light says, "I'm just a novice!"
Daevos says, "Meh."

yuck - a farting daevos? now that's just low

What about this one:

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Fine Gourmet Cookery
Standing here waiting to be fired is a well used oven.
Exits: East

outr body
You take the body of a Celestian novice from your Rift.

outr 3 spices
You take 3 spices from your Rift.

ct I am cooking some food, anybody wants some?
(Magnagora): You say, "I am cooking some food, anybody wants some?"

(Magnagora): Arilyon says, "Oooo yes please Emperor."

(Magnagora): Revan says, "Yep. I'm up for some!"

ct Hang on, I'll do a Heros Fete at the Megalith
(Magnagora): You say, "Hang on, I'll do a Heros Fete at the Megalith."

(Magnagora): Lucy says, "Woot. I'm there."

outr 4 body
You take 4 body of a Celestian novice from your Rift.

outr 12 spices
You take out 12 spices from your Rift.

outr coal
You take a piece of coal from your Rift.

put coal in oven
You place a piece of coal in a well-used oven.

fire oven
You fire up the oven until it is burning nicely.

cook 1350
Working with expertise, you quickly whip up a sauteed body of a Celestian novice.

cook 1350
Working with expertise, you quickly whip up a sauteed body of a Celestian novice.

cook 1350
Working with expertise, you quickly whip up a sauteed body of a Celestian novice.

cook 1350
Working with expertise, you quickly whip up a sauteed body of a Celestian novice.

cook 1350
Working with expertise, you quickly whip up a sauteed body of a Celestian novice.

portion body
With a deft hand, you portion the sauteed body of a Celestian novice.

portion body
With a deft hand, you portion the sauteed body of a Celestian novice.

portion body
With a deft hand, you portion the sauteed body of a Celestian novice.

portion body
With a deft hand, you portion the sauteed body of a Celestian novice.

portion body
With a deft hand, you portion the sauteed body of a Celestian novice.

ct Ok, I'm ready. Anybody who wishes to participate in the Fete come to the Megalith.
(Magnagora) You say, "Ok, I'm ready. Anybody who wishes to participate in the Fete come to the Megalith."

(Magnagora) Jack says, "I am coming, Emperor."

(Magnagora) Yrael says, "Woot, a feast!"

(Magnagora) Flow says, "Ooo Fete."

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Centre of Necropolis
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith stands guarding the Megalith. There are 13 Ur'Guards here.
Flow, Revan, Jack, Yrael, Lucy, Arilyon are here.
Exits: West and East.

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You are wielding:
A demonic longsword in your right hand and A demonic longsword in your left hand.
You are holding:
3 bloody ear, a monolith sigil, 5 sauteed arms of a Celestian Novice, 5 sauteed legs of a Celestian Novice, 5 sauteed head of a Celestian Novice, 5 sauteed torso of a Celestian Novice.
You are wearing:
A darkened Full Plate Armour, A full-plumed greathelm, a canvas backpack and a jade ring.

say ok
You say, "Ok."

Apprentice Lucy asks, "What are we eating, my Lord?"

say 5 Celestian novices who dared to be spawned
You say, "5 Celestian novices who dared to be spawned."

Fated Yrael, Apprentice of Nil says, "Ooo yummy."

Quickly setting a table, you present a feast fit for kings. As you laid the various food stuffs in front of you, all present begins to feast with you.

The feast has enlightened your soul giving you preparations for the tasks ahead.

Jack exclaims, "Woot!!"

def
Fine Celestian Novice has enhanced your constitution.
Fine Celestian Novice has enhanced your charisma.
Fine Celestian Novice has enhanced your intelligence.
Fine Celestian Novice has enhanced your dexterity.

mine was better

damnit i missed the party .... i'm huuuuunngrryyyyyy - those braves are looking damn tasty, can't resist a nice hunk of meat stewed in ale or an all but raw blue steak, damnit where's that ishago cook book

Lies, mine's the best.

I noticed you put our chain discussion in your signature

i did

i'm not gonna make an attempt at your motto - its latin and and means something something something i am dead (mebbe)

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vini veniri vamoosi - i came, i caught an embarressing disease, i fled
the story of last night and why you should always use protection

i think it means 'shit shit shit shit shit I'm gonna die' but my latin is rusty- non-existent

*laughs* probably

Reminds of Rincewind's warcry "ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapimgonnadieeee"

I can't decide what i should have as my motto... any ideas

(damnit i really wanna post more pics!!!)

Funny you should say that because that's a direct quote from Rincewind from "Interesting Times"

My my was it?? Almost as if i'd read the book!!

But then again its like remembering that his nicknames are "stop that man" or "oi" for short