Auseklis2005-03-16 08:52:07
I'll try to parade in front of you next time I see you around.
Aebrin2005-03-16 09:01:58
somehow that puts me in mind of you strutting in front of Bricriu nuddy.
Here is the scene:
Bricriu is talking to another Magnagoran, when suddenly Auseklis appears out of thin air.
Auseklis says, "Mortal, I heard you wish to see Me."
Bricriu gasps with astonishment.
Auseklis removes a worned leather tunic.
Auseklis removes a tan deer pelt pants, stitched with mythic runes.
Auseklis unwields his gnarled walking stick.
Auseklis blinks and is suddenly writhed in Divine Fire.
Auseklis struts proudly in front of Bricriu.
Auseklis disincarnates in a shower of light.
Here is the scene:
Bricriu is talking to another Magnagoran, when suddenly Auseklis appears out of thin air.
Auseklis says, "Mortal, I heard you wish to see Me."
Bricriu gasps with astonishment.
Auseklis removes a worned leather tunic.
Auseklis removes a tan deer pelt pants, stitched with mythic runes.
Auseklis unwields his gnarled walking stick.
Auseklis blinks and is suddenly writhed in Divine Fire.
Auseklis struts proudly in front of Bricriu.
Auseklis disincarnates in a shower of light.
Summer2005-03-16 10:26:34
All in the name of art!
Ialie2005-03-16 10:35:39
That .. would be incredibly nasty... Isn't He supposed to be an old man? Being a nurse I have seen lots of old men.. and they aren't pretty without their diapers on.
Lisaera2005-03-16 11:53:36
He's in good shape because He walks a lot and carries a big chunk of tree around.
Being a God helps too.
Being a God helps too.
Bricriu2005-03-16 11:58:43
I'm sure Bricriu could refrain from blushing. After all, she has several nekkid citymates, several of which are often swimming in the Sea of Despair, or are poor little newbies, casting off their drab gray clothing for a sense of freedom.
Besides, Auseklis has a beard. If He can lose things in there, it has a good chance of being long enough to cover up anything that might need covering.
Besides, Auseklis has a beard. If He can lose things in there, it has a good chance of being long enough to cover up anything that might need covering.
Ialie2005-03-16 13:50:11
Unless he got excited and things poked through the beard.
Erion2005-03-16 14:19:48
Oi!
Auseklis2005-03-16 14:33:52
Ialie... 
Ialie2005-03-16 14:51:36
*cough*
Pooka made me do it...
Pooka made me do it...
Erion2005-03-16 14:54:09
Ialie, you scare me.
Ialie2005-03-16 14:59:35
QUOTE(Erion @ Mar 16 2005, 09:54 AM)
Ialie, you scare me.
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I wish people would stop saying that. I am not scary god dammit. The next person that calls me scary I am going to hunt them down and suck the eyeballs out of their head with a straw.
Oh wait.. .. for Erions benefit I will also have to rape the ice sockets with an icepick or something...
Erion is far better at this than I am.
Nayl2005-03-16 14:59:59
QUOTE(Jack)
OH MY GOD
His pubic hair grows up to his chin
His pubic hair grows up to his chin
Shiri2005-03-16 15:57:12
...back to the subject at hand...
Bricriu2005-03-16 16:29:10
*sniff* He was a perfect gentleman. Blinked in out of nowhere, strutted a bit, (WITH clothing, no less, I feel so priviledged) agreed I was special I got to see such behaviour, and off He went again.
Erion2005-03-16 16:51:46
QUOTE(Ialie @ Mar 16 2005, 10:59 AM)
I wish people would stop saying that. I am not scary god dammit. The next person that calls me scary I am going to hunt them down and suck the eyeballs out of their head with a straw.
Oh wait.. .. for Erions benefit I will also have to rape the ice sockets with an icepick or something...
Erion is far better at this than I am.
Oh wait.. .. for Erions benefit I will also have to rape the ice sockets with an icepick or something...
Erion is far better at this than I am.
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Here.
QUOTE(Ialie @ Mar 16 2006, 10:59 PM)
The next person to call me scary is going to be hunted, bound and gagged. He will then have his throat slit, and I'll piss down the opening. Then, for the utter humiliation, their mutilated corpse will be given to Ashtorath whilst He is raging. And we all know that he grows proportionately in size. Then, he'll be given to Baalphegar, who never gets layed, because he's all secretive. THEN we'll give him to Nifilhema, where Her and Her followers will peel the flesh from the corpse, place metal spikes in various places, and giving piercings where no sane man wants them. Following this, he will be granted the peace of eternal rest, and nailed to a wall in Erion's manse, face to the wall.
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Bricriu2005-03-16 16:53:32
Nayl2005-03-16 17:59:30
Raezon2005-03-17 02:21:12
Ialie you're scary. Bring on the straw.
Erion2005-03-17 02:25:05
I'll hold Him down. 
