Shiri2004-12-13 20:50:30
Okay, my friend just HAD to show me this, but I reckon she doesn't want mutilating in case said Magnagoran novices happen to notice, so I've posted it anonymously...
"I forgot to tell you what ____ did yesterday when she was in Newton Caverns.
She goes through the portal, and Mother Mucka is there. She's thinking she'll do some influencing, and then go for the kill. Twice the experience.
She takes a good look at what she has available in Influence. She's dressed too richly for begging, but she's up to rumours, at least! She decides to give it a try on Mother Mucka.
It's a quick and easy ego battle, and before you know it, Mucka is paranoid and upset.
Suddenly here comes three different Magnagoran novices, with about 20 gnomes each to give to Mucka. They spam the room, giving her the gnomes, and she spams back, screaming, "You're one of THEM, aren't you!! Why would I want this??" and she hurls the bodies to the floor.
The Magnagorans stand there, gaping and gawking at her. They pick up the bodies and try it again, to no avail.
"What a waste of twenty gnomes! When I find out who did this, I'll make them pay!!" They wander off, muttering and yelling.
*snicker*
Whoops. "
"I forgot to tell you what ____ did yesterday when she was in Newton Caverns.
She goes through the portal, and Mother Mucka is there. She's thinking she'll do some influencing, and then go for the kill. Twice the experience.
She takes a good look at what she has available in Influence. She's dressed too richly for begging, but she's up to rumours, at least! She decides to give it a try on Mother Mucka.
It's a quick and easy ego battle, and before you know it, Mucka is paranoid and upset.
Suddenly here comes three different Magnagoran novices, with about 20 gnomes each to give to Mucka. They spam the room, giving her the gnomes, and she spams back, screaming, "You're one of THEM, aren't you!! Why would I want this??" and she hurls the bodies to the floor.
The Magnagorans stand there, gaping and gawking at her. They pick up the bodies and try it again, to no avail.
"What a waste of twenty gnomes! When I find out who did this, I'll make them pay!!" They wander off, muttering and yelling.
*snicker*
Whoops. "
Unknown2004-12-13 21:28:52
Haha.
Serves 'em right!
Serves 'em right!
Unknown2004-12-13 22:59:43
That's one of the funniest things I've read all day.
Hazar2004-12-15 21:57:54
I had one of these once. Told Shitake, the shroomie warriors about these nasty rumours going round...then went hunting. The result?
You give the corpse of a corpulent pig to Shitake.
Shitake exclaims, "What? Don't you know the corpse of a corpulent pig is an instrument of the conspiracy?"
Shitake throws the corpse of a corpulent pig to the ground.
You give the corpse of a corpulent pig to Shitake.
Shitake exclaims, "What? Don't you know the corpse of a corpulent pig is an instrument of the conspiracy?"
Shitake throws the corpse of a corpulent pig to the ground.
Richter2004-12-15 23:14:24
Heh, nice... They put a lot of work into that, no?