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Fain, of the Red Masque
Sex : Male Race : Undead Immortal
Level : 100 (99%) Rank : Beyond the Physical
Health : 8528/9000 Endurance : 111840/111840
Mana : 11046/11664 Willpower : 17220/17220
Ego : 12456/12456 Reserves : 200%
You stand tall as a proud member of the Divine Congregation of Elders.
You are of the Third Circle.
You are a Planeswalker in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are a member of the clan called 'The Forbidden Porn Festival of Raezon.'
You are Eternal.
You were born on the 16th of The Beginning, 800,000 years before the Coming of Estarra.

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(Elder Gods): Raezon says, “I’m so bored.”
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(Elder Gods): Tae says, “Lol.”
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(Elder Gods): Meridian says, “You always say you’re bored.”
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(Elder Gods): Raezon says, “It’s because there’s nothing to do. We have nigh-infinite power, but there’s nobody to shove around and make fun of.”
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(Elder Gods): Bollikin says, “You could always play with the animals, like me and Tae.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex- gods shut up, you frickin beastiophile
(Elder Gods): You say, “Shut up, you frickin beastiophile .”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex-
(Elder Gods): Raezon says, “Yeah, put the bloody rabbit down. You’ve been “cuddling” it for centuries now.
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(Elder Gods): Bollikin says, “You guys always make me feel so depressed! –cry-“
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(Elder Gods): Clangorum says, “Don’t be so harsh.”
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(Elder Gods): Raezon says, “Quiet, short-arse.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex- readlog gods

2003/12/19 00:07:44 – Meridian Elderfavoured Lisaera for: being a sweetie.
2003/12/19 00:14:31 - Xyl stepped out of the Portal of Fate as an Elder God.
2003/12/19 00:14:31 – Bollikin quit the Elder Gods.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex- bollikin loser!

You tell Bollikin, Lover of Furry Animals, “Loser!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex-look
Throne of the Red Masque
A large pile of gold sovereigns sits here. A silk thong lies on the ground here. A formidable red and onyx throne dominates the center of the room.
There is a single exit to the south.
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Raezon tells you, “I’m so frickin bored.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex raezon yeah
You tell Raezon, the Forbidden, “Yeah.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex raezon let’s go throw stones at Loboshi’s cat
You tell Raezon, the Forbidden, “Let’s go throw stones at Loboshi’s cat.”
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Raezon tells you, “Meh, boring.”
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Raezon tells you, “Ooh! Let’s go loiter in Dynara’s void.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex raezon ok
You tell Raezon, “Ok.”
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Raezon appears in a flash of blue smoke.
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Raezon beckons to you.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex- follow raezon
You begin to follow Raezon.
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You follow Raezon south to Entrance of the Temple of Fain.
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You follow Raezon out to Portal of Fates.
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Raezon pinches Clotho on the behind, testing for firmness.
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You follow Raezon up to nearing an empty void.
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You follow Raezon in to the Outside the Void.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – look
Outside the Void
The gargantuan gateway to the void looms over you here.
There are exits leading out, and through a void.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p – enter void
The Void of Dynara is closed.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ‘you open it
You say, “You open it.”
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Raezon shrugs helplessly.
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Raezon taps on the Void of Dynara.
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A terrible voice of pure darkness resonates through the Void, “Yes?”
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Raezon says, “Who’s there?”
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A terrible voice of pure darkness resonates through the Void, “Who are you?”
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Raezon says, “I asked first.”
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A terrible voice of pure darkness resonates through the Void, “Open the Void, and I’ll show you.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p – blink
You blink incredulously.
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A terrible voice of pure darkness resonates through the Void, “Go on. I have candy.”
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Raezon shrugs helplessly at you.
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Raezon opens the Void of Dynara.
As the Void creaks open, a murky blackness explodes outwards, and an armada of terrible, soulless beasts are released upon the world.
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Illith, the Leviathan, slithers off to the out.
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Kethuru, the Almighty bellows out a challenge and storms off to the out.
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The Great Muud shrieks and flies off to the out.
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Crazen, the Greedy, batters Raezon with an overhead blow.
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Zenos, the Insubstantial rears up and takes a chunk out of you with his teeth.
2528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ‘holy f**k
You say, “Holy f**k!”
2528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p – safe
Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of
protection. A shimmering white orb springs up around you.
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Raezon flaps His arms madly at you.
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Raezon vanishes in a puff of blue smoke.
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Zenos, the Insubstantial throws itself against your shield in a fruitless attempt to harm you.
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Zenos vanishes from sight.
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Raezon tells you, “Wtf?”
2528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p – puff raezon
You concentrate on transporting Your Divine essence to Raezon, and become a cloud of black smoke.
The Forbidden Parlour
A garguantuan armchair sits here. Raezon is here. He wields the Blade of Power in his left hand.
There are no obvious exits.
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Raezon shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.
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Raezon says, “Maybe nobody’ll notice.”
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Meridian shouts, “HOLY S**T! WHAT THE HELL IS TH…”
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Meridian has been slain by Kethuru, the Almighty.
Meridian splintered His form, to create the mortal race known as the Merian.
2528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p – umm
“Ummm..” you say, uncertainly.
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Clangorum has been slain by Illith, the Leviathan.
Clangorum splintered His form, to create the mortal race known as the Dwarves.
2528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p – readlog lusternia
2003/12/20 00:01:15 – Auseklis created a mountain.
2003/12/20 00:01:20 – Raezon released the Soulless Gods upon Lusternia
2003/12/20 00:01:37 – Meridian was slain by Kethuru, the Almighty.
2003/12/20 00:07:48 - Clangorum was slain by Illith, the Leviathan.
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Raezon says, “Well, I’m getting the hell out of here.”
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Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land
in utter darkness.
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Raezon floats up into the heavens. You watch him depart from Lusternia, until he is a mere dot on the horizon.
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Xyl has been slain by Muud, the Great.
Xyl splintered His form, to create the mortal race known as the Lucidian.
2528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p – quit lusternia
You begin to float up into the heavens, leaving the realm of Lusternia behind you.
2528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p –
The Void
Roark Libertas is here. Raezon, the Forbidden is here. In the complete bleakness, you see only misery.
There are no obvious exits.
2528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p –
Roark says, “I hate you guys.”

Ahah!

Excellent! I loved it!

Stupid thing didn't post, so I'll repeat myself...

Curse this board not having a decent rofl smiley! That was AWESOME!
Raezon tells you, "Wtf?" That just cracked me up. *hum* I'll be showing this to my non-Lusternian friend too, you can bet

Raezon says, “Maybe nobody’ll notice.”
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Meridian shouts, “HOLY ****! WHAT THE HELL IS TH…”

Brilliant.

A terrible voice of pure darkness resonates through the Void, “Go on. I have candy.”


... I love you, Iggy.

By the way, maybe consider replacing prompt lines with just a hyphen or something. Having so much health/mana/etc spam makes it hard to read. Or maybe I'm just too lazy to pick out the words from the prompt. Hmm.

Raezon pinches Clotho on the behind, testing for firmness.

Sheer genius. I salute you.

This is the best one yet!

I vote Guido off.. and Iggy in.

I second that vote!

I can't quite figure out why, but "2003/12/20 00:01:15 – Auseklis created a mountain." made me burst out laughing.

Same here.

Because it's so random?

Great!

Just to clarify, I'm of the First Circle. Get it right dammit! And as far as your log goes, yeah.. it happened something like that.


(Seriously though, that was pretty funny)

Though I doubt Fain would swear, he threatened to mute me for swearing.. *eyeshift*

Iggy and Guido are the best at this. So funny. Now I need to write a parody log to save my honor as a humor writer...

Raezon and Fain sat there for 6 hours doing nothing or saying absolutely nothing and nothing being said inbetween?

Time flies when you're an Elder God

Weirdly... I think I actually *did* make a mountain on 2003/12/20.

Very nice!

When you find stuff like that - a wizard did it.

Very nice.

Just to clarify though - I'm not a sweetie.