The Real Elder Wars

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Unknown2004-12-20 13:37:45
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Dec 20 2004, 06:28 AM)
Very nice.

Just to clarify though - I'm not a sweetie.
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I can confirm that. Want to see the logs?

*Ducks*
Shiri2004-12-20 18:27:12
I have people asking me odd questions about why I have Raezon in my MSN name and why he's asking me "Wtf?"

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Unknown2004-12-21 11:42:17
Fain, of the Red Masque
Sex : Male Race : Undead Immortal
Level : 100 (99%) Rank : Beyond the Physical
Health : 8528/9000 Endurance : 111840/111840
Mana : 11046/11664 Willpower : 17220/17220
Ego : 12456/12456 Reserves : 200%
You stand tall as a proud member of the Divine Congregation of Elders.
You are of the Third Circle.
You are a Planeswalker in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are a member of the clan called 'The Forbidden Porn Festival of Raezon.'
You are Eternal.
You were born on the 16th of The Beginning, 800,000 years before the Coming of Estarra.



Long live the forbidden po--- I mean "knowledge!"
Richter2004-12-21 17:24:09
Heh heh, very nice. If only I could make one on my lunch break! You kind of need Lusternia to be on when you write one of these.
Unknown2004-12-21 20:19:01
I've written my parodies without Lusternia being on. Maybe that's why they don't even begin to compare to Iggy and Guido's. wacko.gif
Eiru2004-12-23 06:33:41
I loved it, I really loved it.
I'm sitting here giggling like a little girl hoping noone notices.
Summer2004-12-30 05:32:43
QUOTE(Eiru @ Dec 23 2004, 02:33 PM)
I loved it, I really loved it.
I'm sitting here giggling like a little girl hoping noone notices.
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You mean you aren't a little girl? blink.gif

*ducks and runs off real quick* surrender.gif
Slythe2004-12-31 05:30:52
2588h, 1046m, 2456e, 10p ex-sc

Wizards? >.>
Unknown2005-01-06 17:18:13
Brilliant. I think I found myself a new profession...

Anyway, just imagine, you are an elder God, one day, you log on, and look at the elder logs;

Auseklis Created a Mountain
Fain Unleashed the Soulless upon Lusternia
Illith was slain by Kethuru

I would just be like, wtf?
Veonira2005-01-09 04:31:14
QUOTE(Iggy @ Dec 19 2004, 07:52 PM)

2003/12/19 00:07:44 – Meridian Elderfavoured Lisaera for: being a sweetie.
2003/12/19 00:14:31 - Xyl stepped out of the Portal of Fate as an Elder God.
2003/12/19 00:14:31 – Bollikin quit the Elder Gods.



A terrible voice of pure darkness resonates through the Void, “Go on. I have candy.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p
Raezon shrugs helplessly at you.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p
Raezon opens the Void of Dynara.
As the Void creaks open, a murky blackness explodes outwards, and an armada of terrible, soulless beasts are released upon the world.

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Oh..my god. laugh.gif That is pure genius, I love it.
Typhus2005-01-09 04:38:29
Hahahaha!

I must remember not to look at Iggy's work while at a public library.
Unknown2005-01-30 10:26:14
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