Probably not as funny as my last one, but meh.

Roark Libertas
Sex : Male Race : Male Immortal
Level : 99 (100%) Rank : Marvelous
Health : 9640/9999 Endurance : 112100/112100
Mana : 9999/9999 Willpower : 17375/17375
Ego : 12505/12505 Reserves : 100%
You stand tall and proud as a member of the Divine Congregation of Elders.
You are of the Third Circle.
You are a Planeswalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
You are a member of the clan called “The Big Brains of Lusternia”
You are Eternal.
You were born on the 16th of The Beginning, 800,000 years before the Coming of Estarra.

8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex
Deep within the expanse of the Void
You are surrounded by bleakness.
There are exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, up and down.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – glance north
A strange tear in reality
A black tear in reality sits here. You are surrounded by bleakness.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – blink
You blink incredulously.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – north
A strange tear in reality
A black tear in reality sits here. You are surrounded by bleakness.
There are no obvious exits.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex
A beautiful voice echoes through the tear, “Oh, Me! Someone’s there. Get me out of here!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex ‘who are you?
You ask, “Who are you?”

A beautiful voice echoes through the tear, “I’m Your Goddess, Estarra. Let Me out, so that We may find Our way back to Lusternia.”

“Hah!” you blurt out.

You say, “I’m not falling for that one, you hideous Soulless One!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A beautiful voice echoes through the tear, “Um…what?”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – flex
You flex Your muscles in an impressive display of strength.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – ‘I shall seal this tear forevermore!
You say, “I shall seal this tear forevermore!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A beautiful voice echoes through the tear, “So help Me Me, you stupid f***ing s***. If I’m not out of this f***ing tear in one f***ing minute, I’m going to give Your essence such a f***ing Divine kicking.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A beautiful voice echoes through the tear, “In a nice way.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A beautiful voice echoes through the tear, “Of course.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – blink
You blink incredulously.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – stretch tear
Summoning all Your Divine strength, You begin to pull frantically at a hovering tear in reality. Physically exhausted, the tear in reality is finally wide enough to allow entrance and exit.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
The Divine essence of Estarra flows in through a tear in reality, glowing intensely in all the colours of the rainbow.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
The Divine essence of Estarra manifests itself into a beautiful female Immortal.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra gasps for air.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says to You, “Stupid s**t. I’ve been locked in that tear for eons now.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – sorry
“I’m sorry!” You say with a blush.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says to You, “Ooh! You can meet my squishy race of humans! Come on, darlings!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says, “Darlings?”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra reaches into a tear in reality, and brings out the corpse of a human.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – umm
“Umm..” you say, uncertainly.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – ‘I think mortals need air more than we do.
You say, “I think mortals need air more than we do.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra reaches into a tear in reality, and brings out the corpse of a human.
Estarra reaches into a tear in reality, and brings out the corpse of a human.
Estarra reaches into a tear in reality, and brings out the corpse of a human.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says, “Wtf?”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra drops the corpse of a human.

TEN MINUTES LATER
Raezon tells you, “See! I knew Him and Tae were more than just good friends.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Raezon tells you, “Mistell.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – look
A strange tear in reality
A black tear in reality sits here. You are surrounded by bleakness. Estarra, the Eternal is here, wreathed in Divine Fire. There are five thousand, two hundred and ninety-one corpses of a human here.
There are no obvious exits.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says, “This is bull.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says to a black tear in reality, “Is there anyone in there?”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A few small squeaks emanate from a black tear in reality.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A disheveled human clambers out of a black tear in reality.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A disheveled human says, “Holy sh*t! Freedom!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A disheveled human gasps for air.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – ‘aww, it’s cute.
You say, “Aww, it’s cute!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – pet human
You pet a disheveled human ingratiatingly.
You have slain a disheveled human.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says, “WTF? STOP IT!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Three disheveled humans clamber through a black tear in reality.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says to You, “Be careful with them, they’re delicate. Aren’t you, my squishies?”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra pokes a disheveled human in the stomach.
Estarra has slain a disheveled human.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra pokes a disheveled human in the stomach.
Estarra has slain a disheveled human.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – ‘umm
“Umm..” you say, uncertainly.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A disheveled human takes a step back from Estarra, whimpering.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says, “Stupid fricking mortals. Look, if there are any more of you in there, come out so we can go back to Lusternia already.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Four disheveled humans clamber out of a tear in reality.
Ten disheveled humans clamber out of a tear in reality.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – gods umm, guys. Estarra’s back, but I think she’s a little loopy…
(Elder Gods): You say, “Umm, guys. Estarra’s back, but I think she’s a little loopy…”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
(Elder Gods): Auseklis says, “Loopy how?”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says to You, “Loopy? I’m f***ing loopy am I? You try spending millennia in a dark hole. SEE HOW YOU’D LIKE IT!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – backaway estarra
Making no sudden movements, you back away from Estarra slowly.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Thirteen disheveled humans clamber out of a tear in reality.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says, “Come on my babies! Follow mommy!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A group of disheveled humans leave to the out, following Estarra, the Eternal.
Estarra steps on a disheveled human with a “CRUNCH”.
A disheveled human has been slain by Estarra.
Estarra leaves to the out.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex
Fain tells you, “Wtf, they did WHAT with a hedgehog?”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex
Fain tells you, “Argh, mistell.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – look in tear
Inside a tear in reality
There is a large group of disheveled humans here. A black tear in reality hovers here.
There is a single exit through a tear in reality.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – say to tear coming, you lot?
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
You say to a black tear in reality, “Coming, you lot?”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
A squeaky voice emanates through a black tear in reality, “Um…no. We’re…uh…fine here thanks.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – shrug
You shrug helplessly.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex – puff Estarra
You concentrate on transporting Your Divine essence to Estarra, and become a cloud of orange smoke.

Avechna’s Peak
Estarra the Eternal is here, wreathed in Divine fire. There are three disheveled humans here.
There are exits to the down and east.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra drops fifty corpses of a human.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says, “Be free, my darlings! This is your new home!”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says, “Go on, be free.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Extending a large finger, Estarra pokes the corpse of a human.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says, “Ungrateful s***s.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
You give a pained sigh.
A disheveled human blows off to the east.
You have slain a disheveled human.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –

Your eyes widen in disbelief as You shout, "Oh my GOD!"

rofl..

That was...distinctly bizarre...I did like the sighing bit though

Inconsistent Imposter!

Silvanus, you've got a knack for spotting the actions of those dastardly wizards. Wizards, I tell you.

I couldn't sworn you didn't like Bob and George, Iggy. Wizards, indeed.

Actually, I copied it from the Simpsons.

Estarra says, “Go on, be free.”
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Extending a large finger, Estarra pokes the corpse of a human.
8528h, 11046m, 12456e, 10p ex –
Estarra says, “Ungrateful s***s.”

You're right, it wasn't as good as the last one, but still..

Oh pff. Sure you did.

How are you all getting Fain to make you signatures? Tell me!

tell fain Will you make me a signature?
You tell Fain, of the Red Masque, "Will you make me a signature?"

Fain tells you, "That depends."

give hedgehog to fain
You give a squirming hedgehog to Fain, of the Red Masque.

Fain tells you, "Okay, what color?"

Yes, imposter! Roark is of the Fifth Circle! He was a Thinker! Not a Mediator!

Heh, better than the last one Iggy. I shall have to make one later...

Hahaha, that was easily the best part of the entire thing.

Hedgehogs? But... the Discworld song *hide*

Brilliant, with the tiny squishy humans... Reminds me of Black & White

..... SQUEE!

Haha! I wonder if Hinagar will start throwing people in the Inner Sea and treading all over Raezon's shrines by accident!

Easily the funniest part. Of anything. Ever.

That's a lot of squishy, but definately better than the other one Iggy, now, to continue searching for Guido's