I think it's time to either a) lock this topic so we can't abuse the post count system or move it to funnies.

And it was eau-de-nil

Not until I get the 700th post!

I want it! It's prestigious... and... stuff...

G45P.

LEGASPIFICATIONZORS!!11!1!1!1!!!11!!!!!

I'm lurking for the long-term post #1000

I propose a bout of insult sword-fighting in order to settle the eventual creator of that most illustrious and elusive post.

Round 1. FIGHT!

Your avatar, good sir, is ugly.
Ugly as... uh... your... mother! Yeah, ugly as your mother. As a zombie.

Please don't, at least wait until the last 30 before you start the randomspam

It hasn't been started?

Dear god..

...oh, actually, it might have. Daganev DOES have ADD, after all.

Nine to go (eight after this one...)

Who will get the prestigious prize?

Thinking: "I'm the only one here at the moment. Why don't I?"

Thinking: "Yes, why don't I? Everyone else has done all the work after all. It would be a shame to waste their effort..."

Thinking: "After this post I'll only need five more... the precious will be mine!"

Thinking: "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Thinking: "No one will ever know..."

Thinking: "Wait a minute... No it won't. It'll be in plain view of everyone here. Damn"

While noone is looking..

Thinking: "Ah, what the hell! I'm there!"

Also thinking: "WOOHOO! 700 IS MINE! BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME HUMANS!"