If I wasn't so lanky, gangling, and buck-toothed, I would duel you here and now, sir!

Yes.. But in groups, we overwhelm.

Ah, lankiness, bane of British 17 year olds. And of course we overwhelm in groups. Brits just rock in general. (I'm the exception, so you can shut up, ahead of time. )

There is one thing about Britain though: Why is the national anthem God Save The Queen?

Why invoke a non-specific divine entity to save a nonelected sponger?








Wow... I stole a Bill Bailey joke...

Bill Bailey: sexiest man alive.

Aside from Simon Pegg, naturally.

I think that's just a question of diet.

I'm not lanky. But then I'm not seventeen either.

I don't think I'm particularly lanky. Just over 6 foot, and pretty thin, but not, y'know, grotesquely reed-like, my stem-like body undulating in the slightest wind.

Ah, I'm 5'11. And just over 110lbs. Like Jack said, some kind of freak.

Well,I've never undulated in the wind before...

I once vomitted as a direct result of wind, but a different variety.

Can't say I've ever undulated, either, to be honest.. Meh.

I'm five foot something and 9 stone 8. However many pounds that is.

Brits Of Various Shapes And Sizes Against The World! Go Britain!

As I'm the tallest, clearly, the mantle of leadership has been thrust upon me.

You two! Go out and spread the word! I will remain seated, and.. supervise..

I think I inherited my lankiness (I'm six feet and about 115 pounds) from the tiny fraction of me that is British amongst the host of other nationalities that makes up the 3/4 of my "white" background.

Cuuuuurse yooooou inability to gain weight!

Hey, don't complain, being skinny's fun sometimes. I don't get hugely puffed after running, anyway!

There are downsides to being anorexic, though.

Being bullied by fat people, trying to fight back.. Bony fists scraping uselessly against bloated stomachs..

Though with the correct training, a bony knuckle can do one hell of a lot of damage. And it wouldn't so much scrape against a bloated belly as be absorbed into a bloated belly.

-EDIT- And the bigger they are, the higher they bounce.

Truly, is having your fist eaten better than having it bounce harmlessly away?

You have much to learn, young Saleos.

I find generally that bigger people are generally less used to pain, as they are larger than other people and aren't attacked as often. (This is only relevant for people who are bigger in a looming sort of way, not a sideways sort of way.)

This can be used to advantage.

However, if many people abided by this - quite possibly misguided - assumption, presumably the larger people would be attacked more often, in the hopes that your creed of "the larger they are, the harder they fall" is correct? In which case, the fatter folks will actually be more used to pain than the rest of us, and eat you for trying to harm them.

Try the "Saleos Weightgain Diet", free and with only two simple steps.

1. Eat twice your bodyweight at every meal.
2. Hibernate through mornings and afternoons.

And when you're morbidly obese, try the Jack-o-matic diet.

Step one - Regularly miss meals.
Step two - When you actually eat the meals, only eat half of 'em.
Step three - Vomit often.