Shiri posts too much

by Richter

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Saleos2005-02-13 04:44:15
QUOTE(Jack @ Feb 13 2005, 04:41 AM)
However, if many people abided by this - quite possibly misguided - assumption, presumably the larger people would be attacked more often, in the hopes that your creed of "the larger they are, the harder they fall" is correct? In which case, the fatter folks will actually be more used to pain than the rest of us, and eat you for trying to harm them.
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No, my creed is the bigger they are, the higher they bounce.

Also, I've found that looking like you know what the hell you're doing helps you defend yourself.

I've managed to get out of fights just by doing some wierd kung-fu stance and breathing heavily. People get creeped out and back away.
Jack2005-02-13 04:45:01
Breathing heavily, eh..

.. Yeah, I'd probably back away too.
Saleos2005-02-13 04:45:29
QUOTE(Jack @ Feb 13 2005, 04:45 AM)
Breathing heavily, eh..

.. Yeah, I'd probably back away too.
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Psychological warfare, innit?
Jack2005-02-13 04:46:54
"It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw."
Saleos2005-02-13 04:47:33
Hey, nearly at seven-hundred and fifty... time to sneakily steal covetted honour... In a this is the highlight of an incredibly small-minded existence sort of way.
Jack2005-02-13 04:48:21
I'll covet you, you sneaky son of a bitch!

.. No, wait. I will not.
Saleos2005-02-13 04:48:35
QUOTE(Jack @ Feb 13 2005, 04:46 AM)
"It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw."
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Psychosomatic: Of or relating to a disorder having physical symptoms but originating from mental or emotional causes.

What?
Unknown2005-02-13 04:49:03
I do palmstrikes or, if I'm trying to cause even more pain, jab with two fingers. Fists are only good for swinging. Especially against fat people.

Then again, since my legs are so long, I prefer snapkicks/thrustkicks.
Saleos2005-02-13 04:49:05
QUOTE(Saleos @ Feb 13 2005, 04:47 AM)
Hey, nearly at seven-hundred and fifty... time to sneakily steal covetted honour... In a this is the highlight of an incredibly small-minded existence sort of way.
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Sooooo close...
Saleos2005-02-13 04:49:18
OH YEAH! SEVEN-HUNDRED AND FIFTY IS MINE!

Personally, I prefer the punch-with-extented-middle-knuckle. It the right spot... ouch.

Unknown2005-02-13 04:49:33
This better be 750.
Unknown2005-02-13 04:49:55
CURSE YOU SAELOS!!
Shiri2005-02-13 04:50:02
Whatev. *randomly steals a post in hopes it's the right one*
Shiri2005-02-13 04:50:36
WTF, in the time it took to post ONE, you weirdos did 6. Damn high speed internet. tongue.gif
Jack2005-02-13 04:51:16
You losers! I was distracted with the Karma thread!

Ooh.. I'm gonna get 800.. I'm gonna get angry2 on your arses, in the meantime! angry.gif
Saleos2005-02-13 04:52:08
QUOTE(blastron @ Feb 13 2005, 04:49 AM)
CURSE YOU SAELOS!!
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First Dooksta, now you. Wow, I'm making friends here...
Jack2005-02-13 04:52:41
Hey, you damned me, and my IG brother! You're not exactly helpin' yerself, y'know.
Unknown2005-02-13 04:52:44
QUOTE
I've managed to get out of fights just by doing some wierd kung-fu stance and breathing heavily. People get creeped out and back away.
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I do that too. Thing is, I actually created nerd-fu. Biology, physics, and strict mental disciplines. k=mv, punk!
Jack2005-02-13 04:54:35
PALMSTRIKE x HIGH-KICK = PWNAGE!
Shiri2005-02-13 04:55:06
All the Brits rock. Jack has the coolest sense of humour. His character's a bugger, though. tongue.gif