Oh em gee! It's a furrikin warrior!

Waitaminute..

You're not in my mother's house.

False advertising, right there.

We already have a Furrikin warrior, who is actually pretty cool. His name is Alkriz.

No, his name is Nejii.

He kicked my ass.

Bastard.

Nejii's not a warrior, Jack. That's why there were like, pixies and banshees attacking you.

..

Really?

Dude. No wonder you got your arse kicked if you don't even know what CLASS I am.

Note to self: having putrefaction up while duelling Wiccan archtypes is not an intelligent battle stratagem.

The next step is to learn that that shiny thing where I spin around in a circle means that your mana is going down. If you look carefully at the prompt you can see it there. So you have to sip mana potions, not health potions.

I thought the putre damage was you attacking me.

Yeah, see, THAT'S why I kicked your arse.

Next time we have a duel, I promise I'll put the appropriate defences up.

... I will also put kafe up, next time.

This thread has changed from a complaint about Shiri to the place where we honor the Great Hijacker of the Second Century, ACE by hijacking the memorial into senseless oblivion.

I'm either the Great Hijacker of the 21st Century CE or the Random Furrikin Moondancer of the 2nd Century ACE, make your mind up. And this damn thing's been hijacked so many times it's not hurting anyone to do it again.

OMG HIJACK!!!

LeAvE tHiS pLaCe!!! >_< YoUr AnTi-HiJaCk ThInGs ArE nOt WaNtEd HeRe, BlAsTrOn!

No, not t3h 1|\\/|pr0p3r c4p174l154710|\\|! I am powerless before it!

You win this time...

Does anyone think the new tainted Viravain is t3h h07 ch1x0r? 'Cause I don't.

Me either. She's all manky and stuff. The old snuggly cute one was better.