Coming January 10th, 2005...

And Epic... to shatter the ages...

Literally...

This **** is no joke...

The Ballad of Visaeris
A tale of one man's triumph over an entire nation.

A tale of chaos, of love, of passion...

Oh, and he gets funky with Rowena...

Bum BUM Bum!

Here are some brainstorming sessians i've had with the other crew members... and one random serenwilder. They're going to be FURIOUS when they see that i'm making our conversations public.

There's going to be even more of this in the DVD.

o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

You tell Death Trooper Riyo, "H@RDC0R3."

Riyo tells you, "Right. Dude, write some more logs, the punk rockeater was ten
pwnage."

You tell Death Trooper Riyo, "I've had one swimming around my head where
Visaeris and I go on one last trip to conquer the basin and totally PWN
everyone."

Riyo tells you, "Can I join?"

You tell Death Trooper Riyo, "Sure. Then we all ride around on Crow shooting
lightning, and Rowena lays Visaeris."

Riyo tells you, "Rofl."

Riyo tells you, "Can we somehow obliterate the mother tree? *sparkle*."

You tell Death Trooper Riyo, "We taint it, then it tears itself loose from the
ground and starts walking around on its roots/legs. Some hardcore death metal
begins to play and it eats Gregori whole."

Riyo tells you, "Wow, dude, why are you so brilliant?"

You tell Death Trooper Riyo, "I'm going to get started on it right now. It
shall be epic!"

----

You tell Trooper Stagar Feyranti, The Battlesmith, "Ooc- Would you like to be
in my story?"

Stagar tells you, "Sure, I like stories."

You tell Trooper Stagar Feyranti, The Battlesmith, "It is going to be an epic
log. Me, you, Riyo, Visaeris, totally owning the basin."

Stagar tells you, "Whoah...me, you, riyo, and visaeris couldn't own are own
****s if it came down to it."

Stagar tells you, "Visaeris is the only one in that list that can kick ass."

Stagar tells you, "And he can't do much alone."

You tell Trooper Stagar Feyranti, The Battlesmith, "Thats why i'm making it all
up."

Stagar tells you, "As long as it dosen't get me PKed I guess I don't care."

You tell Trooper Stagar Feyranti, The Battlesmith, "Don't worry, anyone who
PK's because of something I post of the forums is a total ****."

Stagar tells you, "I can issue for that."

Stagar tells you, "But i'm so going to be laughed at over that...make a note
you didn't ask me or something."

Stagar tells you, "I was just a controversial enough name for the story."

You tell Trooper Stagar Feyranti, The Battlesmith, "Dude, you were one of the
major crows. You have to be totally with it."

Stagar tells you, "WHAT?!"

Stagar tells you, "I was NEVER a crow."

You tell Trooper Stagar Feyranti, The Battlesmith, "Oh, wow."

Stagar tells you, "How the did you get that idea? (excuse my french, i'm INSULTED)"

You tell Trooper Stagar Feyranti, The Battlesmith, "This whole entire time I
thought you were Richter."

You tell Trooper Stagar Feyranti, The Battlesmith, "Craaaaazy."

Stagar tells you, "...WTF?"

Stagar tells you, "Do I Look like a crow to you?"

You tell Trooper Stagar Feyranti, The Battlesmith, "Dude, you're going to be
one of the people the Mother Tree eats."

Stagar tells you, "Do I look like a guy who makes his charecter pic all around
sepheroth from FF7?"

Stagar tells you, "*Slap* im Stagar, I make mine off FF8."

Stagar tells you, "Get it right."

----

You tell Trademaster Richter Carthan, "Ooc- I was just talking to Stagar for 10
minutes, and the whole time I thought it was you O_O."

Richter tells you, "Haha."

You tell Trademaster Richter Carthan, "Anyway, want to be in the Epic i'm
writing for the forums?"

Richter tells you, "Yep."

Richter tells you, "I like those stories..."

You tell Trademaster Richter Carthan, "Sweet; basically, you, Me, Riyo, and
Visaeris, fly around on crow and totally own the basin to death."

You tell Trademaster Richter Carthan, "Oh, and at one point the Mother Tree
eats Stagar."

Richter tells you, "Wierd."

You tell Trademaster Richter Carthan, "Do you mind if Brennan tries to flirt
with you?"

Richter tells you, "*eye*."

You tell Trademaster Richter Carthan, "Wait, no- that would get me Shrubbed."

Richter tells you, "You read that one that I posted? About the mistake I made
last night?"

You tell Trademaster Richter Carthan, "The one where you attacked the gold
panner?"

Richter tells you, "Yeah."

You tell Trademaster Richter Carthan, "Uh huh. Don't worry, Mother Night is
going to take a dump in the pool of stars."

----

Desian tells you, "I love the work man."

You tell Random Snuggler Desian, Sunlight's Requiem, "Thanks. I'm working on an
epic right now."

Desian tells you, "Hahaha, can't wait to see it."

You tell Random Snuggler Desian, Sunlight's Requiem, "You're a Serenwilder
though, hmm... want to be eaten by the Mother tree?"

Desian tells you, "I'd be honoured *grin*."

Do YOU want to take part in the Project?

If so, contact me through messages in game, or PMs here on the forums! I'm happy to listen to your ideas/complaints/threats!

Freakin Stagar, that's not Sephiroth, that's Vincent!

Oh, and what I specifically need are people to fetch me description names and certain attack messages. I'll see a Serenwilder to PM me the Description of the Moonhart Mother Tree, for example, because both my characters are enemied to Serenwilde.

You know, I bet that preview is going to be better than the actual story thing.

Stagar tells you, "...WTF?"
Stagar tells you, "Do I Look like a crow to you?"
Stagar tells you, "Do I look like a guy who makes his charecter pic all around
sepheroth from FF7?"

Awesome.

Shiri, I think those were actual quotes.

They were. So are all real conversations.

...they're still funny.

Aye, I'll verify that those are mine.. hey wait -- Guido, you never informed us of this. I wasn't even in a funny mood. Damn you.

Post it already!

Its taking so long because i'm on vacation. i'm writing this at my cousin's house. That is why it has such a late release date; I won't be able to get back to work on it until the 5th.

Riyo lied to me, he said you were already done .

Riyo's shifty like that.

Nah. What Riyo said was that Riyo and Guido were brainstorming today, you dolt. Now shh.

Hmm,

"We're done, waiting for Guido to post it."

is different from,

"We're brainstorming."

Where's the one of Richter attacking the panhandler, I want to read that.

POST IT ALREADY!!!

I said the 10th. There is still much work that needs to be done.

Oh, I missed that part. 1-2 more days....(timezone)

Well? It's the 19th.

Where is it?