No, I don't know how to resize images - and know what? don't care. Grr.

I think I'll just take you all home. Saves the hassle of trauling through these pictures.

I like that last pair of jeans!

They're my fave.

Gah, he wont let me reveal who his character is quite yet ... But, here's a cute pic of a long friend of mine both IC and OOC



EDIT: and his cute dog too

Aggh he's hot.

Hmmm.

Raezon= 1 and a half points (Green shirt guy is cute. A lil scrawny but cute)

Quidgy= 3 points (you stole my shirt I was wondering where that jacket went to...)

I like guys who work out. In my view, I work out, so can you. It isn't that hard. Do a few crunches, lift at LEAST 150 lbs. And take care of yourself. You know? I'm not asking for much, am I? And for the love of everything good and wholesome, buy some nice clothes. Black is so over rated unless you're italian, black, or have a tan. This guy came into the bar tonight, and I swore to god, he was the palest person I've ever seen. He ordered a beer and started hitting on this twinky boy-toy. I just rolled my eyes and thought to myself, "Please, oh please, oh please, just don't let him laugh like a horse on crack." And what does he do? he busts out this annoying, high pitched laugh that reminded me of someone taking their nails and scratching a chalk board.

I just looked at my manager, and she just shook her head as if to say, "You're if he starts talking to you."

Gee, Ang. Thanks for having my back was all I could think of. Thankfully, he and that boy-toy left an hour later.

I think I've just laid eyes on my future husband. AND he likes dogs. Total bonus. Wonder if he likes to work out and talk about indepth things too. *melts*

Edited: Hey, Athana, you might want to change the Gif's name before posting. *coughsEvacoughsncoughs*

And if this is Ashteru's picture, I will hate you with a passion.

Ten bucks says he's so straight there's not enough beer in Germany AND Ireland put together to get him bi for a night.

And if he isn't straight - I'll fightcha for him.

Two Words: Street Fighting

Heh. You wouldn't believe how many straight guys have said, "Dude, I'm straight man. Totally straight." And then we go work out and then go back to their place or my place and...well. Heh. I'll leave the rest for your imagination. What can I say? Everyone has a soft spot for the artist.

But seriously, there's a saying at the bar I work at. 7 Tequilas and 2 shots of EC=gay for any guy dumb enough to go with it.

Gee thanks Athana. Sobran had me on three points until you brought along that (yummy) guy.

Awwee. You're still cute, Quidgy. But that guys just hawt. *drools*

Yeah I can't argue with his hotness. Wait...that dog kinda looks like it is part Dingo :|. Is that guy Australian?

Alright, see, I'll fightcha. Except, as we can all tell, I'm a thin frail (how did you put it?) "twinkie boy-toy". So, pardon me if I fight dirty.

And, aye, I know that well enough. The alcohol part, anyway. You'll never see me working out in a gym. Why? I don't know. Just won't. Unless it's me and a bunch of girls (2 am every Monday Wednesday and Friday!!^_^!!) - then I'll be lifting. Wee. Men and me in the gym don't mix - generally because the hard-on is pretty obvious, and disconcerting for some people. Namely me. Hah.

However, my philosophy is - all women are bisexual. Period. All men are bisexual, it oft just takes a lot of alcohol to get them there.

<3 Captain Morgan. Spiced rum is my best friend.

NOOOO!!!!! Don't shatter my dreams before I've even dreamt them!

And is Nayl a guy or a girl? Heard a mean rumor that She was actually a guy IRL.

But that picture is just yum. If that guy walked into my bar, I'd be like, "Target acquired. Mission: To have him eating out of my hand like a puppy by 1:30 am. Post Mission: Me+you= Luuuuuve"

That's right. To quote the commercial, "Do you have any Captain in you?"

We've all a bit of Captain in us. Yarr.

Yes I was! Thank you for drawing attention to my inadequecy.

Can we start a new thread called Gay Deathmatch Battle Royale?

Do we get to wear briefs and fight eachother in plastic swimming pools filled with jelly (jello)?

You have to ask?