You remind me of a fat guy I shot and buried under a portable toilet in Mexico.

Stop haunting me.

But I thought you liked it.

For the last time, Hernandez, I'm not gay.

You sure look it, though. Do I see eyeliner?

Nope, you see the eyes of a man who's just been out On The Razz. That's right. I've been Razzing.

I go out and get drunk with friends, rather than sitting at home with moonshine and weeping over photographs of buttocks. Is it a crime, Hernandez, to be so different?

On a lighter note:

Man don't be not hatin'.

Thats really scary..............

I've been told my teeth are like the needlelike fangs of a weasel.

I thanked that generous man, after I bit him.

Ooooookkkaaayyyy. Can we please steer the conversation away from uber creepy back to moderately disturbing?

You look like a friend of mine who tried to convince me to join the army so he could get $2000.

Compliment of the day award!

You're hot too!

Are you talking about his nose, or freakish collar bone protrusions?

Oh, just the overall "I'm going to cut you in half and feast on your organs" expression.

What I found most disturbing was the model ship in the background.... I didn't expect Jack to build model ships!

Yes Jack, how DO you get the ship into the bottle?

Where's your pussy, btw?

Ohhh Jack, having seen your picture, I'm so disappointed.



I mean COME ON, cabin boys, long journeys at sea, PLEASE tell me you at least swing that way if needed?

Edit: damn I was drunk last night, sorry. But, you still look hawt now I'm sober

Hey Jack is that some seamen on your poopdeck? (yeah I couldnt resist saying it)