Ok, so, me and Nikua are now engaged irl, right? We were so caught up in everything, we forgot to announce it.

Any ideas on how to announce it to my momma, now that Josh is on the other side of the country?

Should I make a brash, offensive remark...?

Just tell them. Like so:

"Yo, ma', pa'! We're gettin' hitched!"

"Sweet."

"Kthxbai."

Anywho, Guido after the one you're working on now, you gotta do a Lusternia wedding log. *nod me* Like...a Celest wedding, a Serenwilde wedding and a Magnagoran wedding.

You gave me a great idea; I don't have any of the data on my current logged saved to this computer, so maybe i'll just make a wedding log for you and Nikua. Translated from real life... hmm... could you PM me with Nikua's RL name, age, and job? Also, what city he is from?

Aw, no, weddings are too cute for Guido to make them amusing. Leave them alone!

Also, as I cannot enter the game someone would have to send me their score and status sheets so I could edit them.

Make them with the IG prompts and status and such, but make it irl!

Alyvia announces the news.

Alyvia has been slain by the might of her mother.

I wonder what my health/mana/ego/power/endurance/willpower would look like IRL.

Something like that, yeah. I might not be able to finish until I get back, but if I get the info I could start. Someone PM me their score and status, okay?

Congratulations!

Much much less. How many mace blows can -you- take?

Ok, this is funny, but gimme some advice!!!

Depends if the person wielding it is a huge bear man one and a half times my size or a 1.5ft butterfly dude.

My only heartfelt suggestion is to do it sooner rather than later... and make sure it is at home. Don't take her to dinner so she can scream/cry/faint in public. I'm assuming she knows the person, so I'd simply sit her down on a chair and start off with a nice, "So you know Nikua and I love each other, so we've decided to..."

Using his character name would just be funny unless she already knows he plays the character.

I think you should pretend to be gay for awhile and then be like surprise! I am engaged to a guy!

Then they will be relieved?

(or so I thought when I tried this advise myself)

That's actually worked for quite a few of my friends, oddly enough. Whether it's moral is another question, but whatever.

You should send her a card.

What kind of card? I don't know, I'm tired. Make sure it's funny.. that or take a picture of your ring on your finger and send it to her with a cheesy smile on your face.

Or you can just tell her via phone.

Congratulations, btw, Alyvia. Hopefully Nikua is different IRL than he is IG. And Raezon's advice is pretty sound.

If at all possible, it is best to do it in person. If you can't, then a telephone call. Just don't do what my sister did. She got engaged, and MARRIED before telling a soul.

Good luck to you both.

Wow, you can't even make a post about something happy, without getting an insult in. Quite a talent.