Unknown2005-02-21 21:04:38
Never, never, never, never use the word 'cousin' while speaking to Erion.
'Nuff said.
'Nuff said.
Summer2005-02-22 11:33:33
Why not? *is all curious now*
Jack2005-02-22 17:28:44
Incest.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
Shiri2005-02-22 19:11:14
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Oh my Gods! What about the crown of asses."
(Serenwilde): Branwyn says, "*giggle*."
(Serenwilde): Camelia says, "Huh?!"
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Erk!!"
(Serenwilde): Marina says, "*blinks*."
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Um..sorry...thinking of new...jewellery..."
(Serenwilde): Branwyn says, "*giggle*."
(Serenwilde): Camelia says, "Huh?!"
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Erk!!"
(Serenwilde): Marina says, "*blinks*."
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Um..sorry...thinking of new...jewellery..."
Ialie2005-02-22 19:18:42
BAh! I was telling the truth! May I present:
A silver necklace with an ass-shaped stone
An interesting silver necklace lies here.
This darling silver necklace is adorned with a beautiful onyx stone that has been crafted into the whimsical shape of a stubborn ass. It stands defiantly with its front hooves in the air and flash of anger plain on its face.
A silver necklace with an ass-shaped stone
An interesting silver necklace lies here.
This darling silver necklace is adorned with a beautiful onyx stone that has been crafted into the whimsical shape of a stubborn ass. It stands defiantly with its front hooves in the air and flash of anger plain on its face.
Terenas2005-02-22 19:20:12
Those pictures and quotes in your signature are disturbing, Ialie.
Laysus2005-02-22 19:42:01
(Anti Karma Association): Elaeni says, "Jack's holding me hostage."
(Anti Karma Association): You say, "Elaeni - just kick him in the family
jewels, no more hostagage!"
(Anti Karma Association): Jack says, "HAH! I don't HAVE any!"
Unknown2005-02-23 03:47:14
I have a few too...
(Aquamancers): You say, "Woohoo turtles can make babies again."
(Aquamancers): Ciera says, "Yay."
(Aquamancers): You say, "I suggest everyone go into the sea and make them
pregnant now."
-
You put a piece of coal into an oven.
You light an oven, and work the bellows until it is burning hotly.
At home in the kitchen, you have no trouble whipping up a dish of stewed pork
in the oven.
You take a dish of stewed pork from an oven.
Tender chunks of pork, covered in a rich gravy, lie upon a bed of peppers,
onions, and shredded potatoes. A sprig of parsley garnishes this warm and
filling meal.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of a skeleton sentry.
-
Yrael has been slain by the might of a local rascal.
-
(Celest): Kakure says, "It would be funny if Visaeris all of a sudden got
eaten."
2 seconds later...
Visaeris has been devoured by the giant frog and is out!
-
Last one:
(Celest): Galvadore says, "Can you have 2 wives?"
(Celest): Eldanien says, "Only if they don't know about each other."
(Celest): Acrune says, "Only if they don't know about each other."
(Celest): Acrune says, "Hey."
(Celest): Galvadore says, "Wow.."
(Celest): Kaileigh says, "Ok that was odd.."
(Celest): Acrune says, "Scary."
(Celest): Ekard says, "Twins? heh."
(Celest): You say, "Coool."
(Celest): Ciera says, "Give me credits and I'll be your slave..."
(Celest): Galvadore says, "Cos I have a few credits, but I'm already engaged..
but then, 2 wives could do so much more than one.. I mean.. one could cook
while the other cleans.. that's sooo hot *drool*."
(Celest): Geb says, "Naw, I prefer them not to be related..."
(Celest): Acrune says, "Briliant cynics think alike."
(Aquamancers): You say, "Woohoo turtles can make babies again."
(Aquamancers): Ciera says, "Yay."
(Aquamancers): You say, "I suggest everyone go into the sea and make them
pregnant now."
-
You put a piece of coal into an oven.
You light an oven, and work the bellows until it is burning hotly.
At home in the kitchen, you have no trouble whipping up a dish of stewed pork
in the oven.
You take a dish of stewed pork from an oven.
Tender chunks of pork, covered in a rich gravy, lie upon a bed of peppers,
onions, and shredded potatoes. A sprig of parsley garnishes this warm and
filling meal.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of a skeleton sentry.
-
Yrael has been slain by the might of a local rascal.
-
(Celest): Kakure says, "It would be funny if Visaeris all of a sudden got
eaten."
2 seconds later...
Visaeris has been devoured by the giant frog and is out!
-
Last one:
(Celest): Galvadore says, "Can you have 2 wives?"
(Celest): Eldanien says, "Only if they don't know about each other."
(Celest): Acrune says, "Only if they don't know about each other."
(Celest): Acrune says, "Hey."
(Celest): Galvadore says, "Wow.."
(Celest): Kaileigh says, "Ok that was odd.."
(Celest): Acrune says, "Scary."
(Celest): Ekard says, "Twins? heh."
(Celest): You say, "Coool."
(Celest): Ciera says, "Give me credits and I'll be your slave..."
(Celest): Galvadore says, "Cos I have a few credits, but I'm already engaged..
but then, 2 wives could do so much more than one.. I mean.. one could cook
while the other cleans.. that's sooo hot *drool*."
(Celest): Geb says, "Naw, I prefer them not to be related..."
(Celest): Acrune says, "Briliant cynics think alike."
Drago2005-02-23 05:47:56
Earthquaker Revan Xandul, Master of the Plague says, "Nars' up there, though."
Earthquaker Revan Xandul, Master of the Plague says, "Hunting us."
Earthquaker Revan Xandul, Master of the Plague says, "Like a fat kid hunts cake."
Earthquaker Revan Xandul, Master of the Plague says, "And he's all jiggly and icky."
Earthquaker Revan Xandul, Master of the Plague says, "Hunting us."
Earthquaker Revan Xandul, Master of the Plague says, "Like a fat kid hunts cake."
Earthquaker Revan Xandul, Master of the Plague says, "And he's all jiggly and icky."
Shamarah2005-02-23 11:31:02
(I walk by Angkrag. Bricriu starts summoning me. I ask her if that's a crime. She says yes.)
Bricriu tells you, "So is breathing! No living allowed in the basin! If you do, we'll curse you!"
---
(Celest): Elaria (from the Aetherways) says, "Shiro and Logic do not go together in the same sentence except to imply the absence of the latter in the former."
Bricriu tells you, "So is breathing! No living allowed in the basin! If you do, we'll curse you!"
---
(Celest): Elaria (from the Aetherways) says, "Shiro and Logic do not go together in the same sentence except to imply the absence of the latter in the former."
Soll2005-02-23 18:11:15
(proposing while engaged)
'You are already engaged! My goodness, when I was your age, we had some respect for the institution of marriage. We didn't go around asking other people to marry us while we were still engaged. Shame on you.'
Bricriu says, "Then we'll get bloody drunk, make out, and then fall asleep with our clothes traded."
The Divine voice of Isune, the Wings of Compassion echoes in your head, "Mwaha you will stay locked in My little hidey hole! Unless you're not there anymore, in which case, many pouts.
Isune, the Wings of Compassion says, "I found a new past-time."
Isune, the Wings of Compassion says, "Poppin' demons."
Isune, the Wings of Compassion smiles with a wink and says, "Well, as "here" as the incarnation of the creators of the cosmos can be."
Isune, the Wings of Compassion sticks out her tongue and says, "Maybe if you were sitting alone."
Someone powerful sticks out her tongue and says, "I don't want to accidentally break you."
Someone powerful says, "Doh, maybe it won't work, forgot people aren't considered objects for some reason."
Someone powerful says, "The revelations of the Divine! I have learned!"
Isune's so quotable.
'You are already engaged! My goodness, when I was your age, we had some respect for the institution of marriage. We didn't go around asking other people to marry us while we were still engaged. Shame on you.'
Bricriu says, "Then we'll get bloody drunk, make out, and then fall asleep with our clothes traded."
The Divine voice of Isune, the Wings of Compassion echoes in your head, "Mwaha you will stay locked in My little hidey hole! Unless you're not there anymore, in which case, many pouts.
Isune, the Wings of Compassion says, "I found a new past-time."
Isune, the Wings of Compassion says, "Poppin' demons."
Isune, the Wings of Compassion smiles with a wink and says, "Well, as "here" as the incarnation of the creators of the cosmos can be."
Isune, the Wings of Compassion sticks out her tongue and says, "Maybe if you were sitting alone."
Someone powerful sticks out her tongue and says, "I don't want to accidentally break you."
Someone powerful says, "Doh, maybe it won't work, forgot people aren't considered objects for some reason."
Someone powerful says, "The revelations of the Divine! I have learned!"
Isune's so quotable.
Laysus2005-02-24 18:55:20
ISSUE MYSELF
HONOURS MYSELF
Myself (Male Tae'dae).
He is 25 years old, having been born on the 18th of Roarkian, 85 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Ward in the Collective of Serenwilde.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
ISSUE ME issue #7929 should be directed at me, rather than myself.
HONOURS MYSELF
Myself (Male Tae'dae).
He is 25 years old, having been born on the 18th of Roarkian, 85 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Ward in the Collective of Serenwilde.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
ISSUE ME issue #7929 should be directed at me, rather than myself.
Aebrin2005-02-25 08:28:56
Lo and behold, when I read the Celest logs:
2005/02/05 05:58:01 Rhysus connected the portal chamber to Glasfor house.
2005/02/05 05:58:16 Rhysus> Linking to Lazul's lance.
2005/02/05 05:58:30 Rhysus> Manse...not lance...
Rhysus... what were you thinking about?
2005/02/05 05:58:01 Rhysus connected the portal chamber to Glasfor house.
2005/02/05 05:58:16 Rhysus> Linking to Lazul's lance.
2005/02/05 05:58:30 Rhysus> Manse...not lance...
Rhysus... what were you thinking about?
Unknown2005-02-25 17:48:50
(Magnagora): Sseravok says, "Geb has flooded the Sea."
Aebrin2005-02-25 22:30:40
I'm sorry, but I'm pretty proud of this comeback:
Acolyte Erion, Apprentice of Nil shouts, "Gorgaliel, I'll rape your corpse like I did that bastard fae girl. Then you'll BEG to forget it again!"
You shout, "I wouldn't be surprised. I heard you are lousy."
Acolyte Erion, Apprentice of Nil shouts, "Gorgaliel, I'll rape your corpse like I did that bastard fae girl. Then you'll BEG to forget it again!"
You shout, "I wouldn't be surprised. I heard you are lousy."
Drago2005-02-26 08:40:10
(Magnagora): Kaari (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hm.....want do do the
camel next? Haven't done it in a while."
camel next? Haven't done it in a while."
Yrael2005-02-27 02:56:26
(Anti Karma Association): Jack says, ""Yes, Munsia, I SENT THE LETTER. LET'S GO
BEHIND THAT BUSH AND HAVE WILD AND RAUNCHY COW BUTT SEKZH."
BEHIND THAT BUSH AND HAVE WILD AND RAUNCHY COW BUTT SEKZH."
Silvanus2005-02-27 04:43:33
A kelpie solidifies into the form of a small cow!
Shamarah2005-02-27 13:32:48
This is the part where you run away:
Sseravok enters your demesne.
Yukari enters your demesne.
Lament enters your demesne.
Marcalo enters your demesne.
Lusien enters your demesne.
Veonira enters your demesne.
Murphy enters your demesne.
Drago enters your demesne.
Marsu enters your demesne.
Jack enters your demesne.
Yuniko enters your demesne.
Ixion enters your demesne.
Anumi enters your demesne.
Daevos enters your demesne.
(Celest): Rauros says, "A mother is 21 years older than the child. In 6 years,
the mother will be five times as old as the child. Question... where is the
father?"
(Celest): Gaven says, "... at the pub?"
Sseravok enters your demesne.
Yukari enters your demesne.
Lament enters your demesne.
Marcalo enters your demesne.
Lusien enters your demesne.
Veonira enters your demesne.
Murphy enters your demesne.
Drago enters your demesne.
Marsu enters your demesne.
Jack enters your demesne.
Yuniko enters your demesne.
Ixion enters your demesne.
Anumi enters your demesne.
Daevos enters your demesne.
(Celest): Rauros says, "A mother is 21 years older than the child. In 6 years,
the mother will be five times as old as the child. Question... where is the
father?"
(Celest): Gaven says, "... at the pub?"
Manjanaia2005-02-27 14:40:50
Manjanaia- Brb going to the loo
2 minutes later
Manjanaia- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Aebrin That was quick. Toilet on the floor?
Manjanaia- I'm not Shiri
Aebrin- *rofl*
I took it out of my signature so i thought I'd record it here instead
2 minutes later
Manjanaia- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Aebrin That was quick. Toilet on the floor?
Manjanaia- I'm not Shiri
Aebrin- *rofl*
I took it out of my signature so i thought I'd record it here instead