I'd hit it!

meh

I would too, however:

You begin to tumble agilely to the southwest.
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Along a wire cage.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A wire cage wraps around the
iron supports of this huge conglomerate of floating metal debris. Within the
cage are bleached bones that are slowing petrifying into a metallic substance.
Standing as still as death, the Nil Grim Horror's very presence here fills the
room with despair. A huge archdemon looms here, surrounded by black mist.
You see exits leading east, southeast, and southwest.
5234h, 5670m, 4486e, 10p e-Your roll takes you out of the room.

A cold steel bridge.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Dark Marshall Nayl Treeripper,
Alpha Sorruk Aren is here, shrouded. She wields an iron shield in her left hand
and a mystic cudgel in her right. Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench is here,
shrouded. She wields an iron shield in her left hand and a twisted staff in her
right.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and northwest.
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Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "Do you have an extra kingdom enchant?"
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(Bellator Societas): Alger says, "Well now we know visaeris is into such
things."
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Nayl nods her head emphatically.
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(Market): Eiru says, "Looking to purchase bulk faeleaf, horehound, kombu,
sparkles, yarrow and Calamus."
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Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "Can I borrow?"
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(Bellator Societas): Eiru says, "One word."
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Dark Marshall Nayl d'Iasani Treeripper, Alpha Sorruk Aren says, "20156."
5234h, 5835m, 4486e, 10p ex-weave illusion Kaervas has been slain by the might of a baby rat.

You weave your illusion.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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(Bellator Societas): Eiru says, "Nevermind."
5234h, 5817m, 4486e, 10p ex-
Dark Marshall Nayl d'Iasani Treeripper, Alpha Sorruk Aren says, "Last one, I'll
get Kae..."
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Nayl gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
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Nayl rolls on the floor, laughing.
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Veonira slips into a silver charm bracelet.
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Nayl rolls on the floor, laughing.
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Veonira rubs a silver charm bracelet and it begins to glow with a pulsating
light.
A ray of green light suddenly spotlights her.
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Veonira removes a silver charm bracelet.
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Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "What?"
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Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, ".."
5234h, 5835m, 4486e, 10p ex-
Dark Marshall Nayl d'Iasani Treeripper, Alpha Sorruk Aren says, "Kaervas has
been slain by the might of a baby rat."
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Veonira rolls on the floor, laughing.
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Veonira rolls on the floor, laughing.
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Veonira tells you, "WTF."
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A cold steel bridge.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A long steel bridge stretches
out from the gigantic platform of ugly metal that floats in astral space. The
bridge gleams with buttresses of cold blue steel that tilt at odd angles and
connected with long cables of twisted wire, most of which are frayed and
dangling uselessly. Dark Marshall Nayl Treeripper, Alpha Sorruk Aren is here,
shrouded. She wields an iron shield in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her
right. Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench is here, shrouded. She wields an iron
shield in her left hand and a twisted staff in her right.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, and northwest.
5234h, 5835m, 4486e, 10p ex-
Familiar images mock you in the distance before disappearing before your eyes.
5234h, 5835m, 4486e, 10p ex-'gullible or what?

You say, "Gullible or what?"
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Veonira's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"
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Veonira buries her head in your shoulder and begins to weep uncontrollably.
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Nayl nods her head emphatically.
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Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "You're so evil."
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Dark Marshall Nayl d'Iasani Treeripper, Alpha Sorruk Aren says, "Extremely."

Kaervas has committed ritual suicide.

2005/07/12 02:50:58 - Oceanabanana stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a commune member.

bout died when I heard this.. I want a reputation like that.


You say, "I want an owner."

The corners of Sobran's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

You beam broadly.

Ravenous Sobran, Whisper of Crow says, "I hear Aurella wants a slave."

The corners of Sobran's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Ravenous Sobran, Whisper of Crow says,"Or Marsu."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Ravenous Sobran, Whisper of Crow says, "Even Mistress Yukari wants one."

You say, "Ah, well I'd have to have on in Celest"

Comprehension flashes across Sobran's face.

Sobran looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Ravenous Sobran, Whisper of Crow says, "What about Prince Rhysus?"

Ravenous Sobran, Whisper of Crow says, "He's always been thought to be kinky."

(Coven): Nejii says, "You know, you're a Moon follower too!"

(Coven): Terenas says, "You can't prove that!"

(Coven): Vix says, "We can pooka you to drawdown and waste 10 power!"

(Coven): Terenas says, "You wouldn't!"

(Coven): You say, "Mwahaha ... we have witnesses that saw you dance on a
moonbeam."

(Coven): Nejii says, "And sit in a Moon Coven."

(Coven): Terenas says, "Psh, liars."

(Coven): Terenas says, "Anyway, time for me to make like a tree, don't die too
much."

(Coven): Vix says, "Well, let's just have a loosky at your rapiers and see if
they're shiny with moonlight."

(Coven): Terenas says, "Make me!"

(Coven): Vix says, "Oh poooookaaa...."

(Celest) Brenon says, "By the way, does anybody know what that horrible smell around Mag's Megalith is?"

(Celest) You say, "Murphy."

(Celest) Arlent says, "Nice."

(Celest) Brenon says, "I was about to add that it smells like urine, but that explains it."

If any nexus smells like urine it's the Pool because people pee in it all the time.

If you want to write an IC response, at least make it a witty one.

hehe cuber got defensive with that one.

The Arena reserve drain bug at its finest:

Shinoska has been slain in the Midnight Coliseum by Razyx, Protector of the
Stone.
The Arena is once again open for combat.

Midnight's gate.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A taint
wyrm is coiled on the ground here, spoiling the air with its corrosive stench.
There are 2 filthy gutter mutts here. A ragged beggar sits here, grovelling for
handouts. Tsakar, Apprentice of the Stone is here, shrouded. Razyx, Protector
of the Stone is here, shrouded. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand and
an iron shield in his right.
You see exits leading southwest and up.

You tell Razyx, Protector of the Stone, "No reserves, I take it?"

Razyx tells you, "Eh?"

(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "And folks, probably best not to use the arena
for a while. It tends to drain your Power reserves."
You tell Razyx, Protector of the Stone, "Check your reserves."

Razyx tells you, "HOLY ."

(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "Unless that got fixed."

Razyx tells you, "WTF."
You tell Razyx, Protector of the Stone, "ROFLMAO."

EDIT: Watch your language. ~Shiri~

Great timing on that one, Ixchilgal.

Funny for anyone that knows the awfully long-named rapiers of Serenwilde.

You guys are a little obsessed with anything that bears the name Serenwilde

(Geomancers): You say, "The problem with y'all is you got no work ethics."
2646h, 2799m, 0e, 10p esSx-
gt you gotta get down, you gotta get dirty, and you gotta work your ass off
(Geomancers): You say, "You gotta get down, you gotta get dirty, and you gotta
work your ass off."
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ne
There is no exit in that direction.
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n
Postal Office.
A square, brass plaque is affixed to the wall here, dust and grime forming a
layer over it.
You see exits leading northeast and south (open door).
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gt only through that, can true satisfaction come
(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "Yeah. Remember that one time, we got you all
dressed up in that really skimpy dress, and made you walk around Celest, and
Rhy..errr...oh, right. Contractual silence. My bad."
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(Geomancers): You say, "Only through that, can true satisfaction come."2646h, 2799m, 0e, 10p esSx-
gt ....
(Geomancers): You say, "...."
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gt now THAT was bad timing
(Geomancers): You say, "Now THAT was bad timing."

Skyla ....


<>: Skyla says, "BIND AND TORTURE, COVEN!"



<>: Skyla says, "Nejii, come hither?"



<>: Skyla says, "COME BACK HERE."

<>: Nejii says, "Stop licking me! That's not what I'm for!"

<>: Skyla says, "That's what YOU think."

if you could pick one superpower, what would it be?
porn
porn as a superpower?
how would that work?
yes
I would shoot penises from my eyes
...

How innocent conversations can be taken totally the wrong way.

<>: Eyod says, "We all need to get together and talk, then and get
drunk afterwards so we can't remember what we talked about."