Quotes

by Jalain

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Revan2005-07-23 00:49:50
(Bellator Societas): Terenas says, "Damn, no wonder they call this place Sugglewilde."
Joli2005-07-23 05:35:29
You say, "It's because he doesn't pull it off as well as you."

Kalidasha Stormwolf says, "Correct."

Kalidasha Stormwolf says, "Despite how big of a Dick I have."

Kalidasha Stormwolf says, "I am."

Kalidasha looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Kalidasha Stormwolf says, "Um."

You blink.

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"

Kalidasha Stormwolf says, "I make friends with the people I'm mean to."

Distant and muffled voices filter in from outside.

Kalidasha Stormwolf smiles with a wink and says, "Freudian slip."
Shiri2005-07-23 05:36:14
Skyla says:
MASSIVE EMERGENCY
Shiri says:
What what what
Skyla says:
URGENT
Shiri says:
What is it?!
Skyla says:
IM LOCKED IN THE TOWER
Shiri says:
(If this is something lame again)
Shiri says:
.....err
Skyla says:
I DONT KNOW HOW
Shiri says:
Okay.
Shiri says:
Hold still!
Skyla says:
I DONT HAVE A KEY
Shiri says:
DON'T PANIC DON'T PANIC.

*runs to Moon Tower*

<>: Skyla says, "There is no emergency."
<>: Skyla says, "I am not locked in the tower."
<>: Skyla says, "WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?!"
<>: You say, "Moonbeam to me!"
<>: Skyla says, "GOOD CALL."
<>: Skyla says, "But."
<>: Skyla says, "Then we can't get in again."

*walks in the tower*

<>: You say, "Uh, I'm in the Tower."

*moonbeams to Skyla*
*Narsrim beams in too*
*touch mosaic*
*gets out of the room*
*touches and gets in again*

You say, "Um...I just got in."

*orders Skyla to drop mosaic with pooka, then touch mosaic*
*touch mosaic*

Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "Ok so."
Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "Here is the problem."
Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "I was seeing a door to the up, and it wasnt there."
Skyla shuffles her feet uneasily.
Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "And I couldnt unlock it."
Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "So I paniced."
Narsrim utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
Wilde Witch, Skyla, High Wisdom of the Moon says, "SO SHOOT ME."
Skyla mutters discontentedly.
Narsrim rolls on the floor, laughing.
You wrap a comforting arm around Skyla.
Narsrim wraps a comforting arm around Skyla.

<>: Skyla says, "Ok crisis adverted let us never speak of it again."
Sylphas2005-07-23 05:40:51
Ok, never speaking of this again, got it.
*muffled laughter*

On a tangent, at least you guys have rooms to actually get stuck in! Hartstone needs inside rooms! Offices, perhaps. *begpleadgrovel*
Skyla2005-07-23 05:45:12
BAD SHIRI TSK!
Kariol2005-07-23 09:14:08
huh.gif

Edit: *poof*
Lisaera2005-07-23 10:46:56
I've killed that post, as it was inappropriate to these forums.
Shiri2005-07-23 15:40:22
Especially since I can't actually cure knight afflictions
God I hate that
* Lisaera has joined #Lusternia
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Lisaera
Stupid weapons! Be the same bloody length!
...hi Lisaera.
hehe
lo lis smile.gif
Shiri setting the usual intellectual standard of debate I see.
Ouch.
Malicia2005-07-23 17:42:20
I agree with Terenas only I'm too lazy to quote him. In regards to quotes from IRC being quoted here. It isn't..really Lusternia.
Ialie2005-07-23 18:06:09
Quotes here are perfectaly fine, as someone else stated, this thread is named life outside of lusternia. So it is fair game.
Vix2005-07-24 00:34:02
(Newbie): Kye says, "Are there Gods in Lusternia."
(Newbie): You say, "To name a couple there are Estarra, Roark, Fain, Lacostian, Lisaera, Kidaen, Shikari..."
(Newbie): You say, "Oh, I left off Xochitl. Sorry!"

The Divine voice of Xochitil, the Paradoxical echoes in your head, "I don't actually exist - my existance is one of non existence."

A ball of light manifests in the air, bursting into a shower of sparks and leaving Xochitl in its midst.

You tell Xochitl, the Paradoxical, "That's quite a paradox..."

'Boo!' Xochitl screams happily.

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

Disappearing in an explosion of light, only faint sparkles in the air signify the absence of Xochitl's presence.

You tell Xochitl, the Paradoxical, "Though I suppose that would explain Your title."



PS: STUPID NON COPY/PASTE ON JAVA. I had to scroll up and type it all. :/
Shiri2005-07-24 00:56:06
QUOTE(Vix @ Jul 24 2005, 01:34 AM)
PS: STUPID NON COPY/PASTE ON JAVA. I had to scroll up and type it all. :/
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comfort.gif I feel your pain.

(And are Ephemerals really Gods too?)
Vix2005-07-24 00:58:33
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jul 23 2005, 07:56 PM)
comfort.gif I feel your pain.

(And are Ephemerals really Gods too?)
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Well, all those gods I mentioned were visible at the moment and I said Kidaen because I'm in the fanclub so I naturally had to say Xochitl too. Their honors show up as Immortals I guess.
Lisaera2005-07-24 01:24:35
No, Ephemerals aren't Gods. They don't have a particular roleplaying function, and all players should know about them in-character is that they serve and aid the Gods.
Sylphas2005-07-24 01:41:21
They fan you with palm leaves and feed you grapes, right?
Alger2005-07-24 08:34:42
ephermal - syn. footstool
Unknown2005-07-24 10:16:30
Ephemerals are basically here to take the blame in case something goes wrong.
Unknown2005-07-24 10:30:26
QUOTE(Kidaen @ Jul 24 2005, 05:16 AM)
Ephemerals are basically here to take the blame in case something goes wrong.
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Somehow, I find that discerning....*always wondered who Lady Estarra kicked when the world slipped and fell* *pets the Ephemerals* So cute.
Unknown2005-07-24 11:22:49
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Jul 24 2005, 11:24 AM)
No, Ephemerals aren't Gods. They don't have a particular roleplaying function, and all players should know about them in-character is that they serve and aid the Gods.
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So that's why Hector told me to pretend he wasn't there. Funny Hector, we loves him.
Shiri2005-07-24 13:36:32
3955h, 4975m, 4210e, 10p elrxk-
Grand Duke Rhysus Saros shouts, "Fair morn, Libertas."
3955h, 4975m, 4210e, 10p elrxk-
The proud voice of Roark orates from far above, "Bah!"
3955h, 4975m, 4210e, 10p elrxk-
Yeah, I don't know how to do it on zMUD, but I assume there are ways
.....lol
what a not-cool shout
thief
Bah is mine!

oi
I just got spammed three pages
from decaying limbs