Richter tells you, "PISS."
Richter tells you, "Mis."

I always randomly send a tell to people, and get really funny responses back. I haven't kept any of them, though.

(Anti Karma Association): Etanru says, "Murphy is a silly blundering oaf."

(Anti Karma Association): Etanru says, "I mean."

(Anti Karma Association): Etanru says, "Hiii."

(Anti Karma Association): Murphy says, "Heh come me then Et."

(Anti Karma Association): Etanru says, "I tried that once."

(Anti Karma Association): Etanru says, "Remember? You said you would go slow, and then you me really really fast

Edit: Watch your language! ~Shiri~

Was the word poke?

Because I think Shiri and his British preconception of language is making the sentences more rude that it possibly is, because I have a wide imagination.

(Grunts): Marcalo says, "Welcome to the Serenguard, Please read GHELP FAQS, GHELP WHATNOW, GHELP BRAVES, and when you are finished and want to start learning just ask over the braves channel by doing GNT *WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY*."

(Grunts): Marcalo says, "Ignore that."

(Grunts): Marcalo says, "Totally."

the only reason that alias was kept is because my wife and me play off the same combat system and she is a novice aide in the serenguard, and i was at one time, so ya....still pretty funny though

Galvadore, the Starsailor sings, "I'm too seksay for my robes, too seksay for my robes, gimmes some glass globes.. on the tabernable, ya the tabernacle, I do my questin in the tabernacle.."

ZOMFGROFLOMGBBQ!!!111!!one!1!

Oh dear, we have another (achaean) Jack.

Okay....this happened during the whole Colt kidnapping thing, when we had to stand watch in the zoo. I thought it was funny, anyhow!

(Magnagora): You say, "Hmmm...I know I'm in the zoo and all, but, does someone
want to feed me?"

A single pinpoint of azure fire manifests itself before you and in a soundless
explosion sends searing lancelets of cold flame throughout the area as Raezon
bursts into existance.

Raezon takes a slice of strawberry cheesecake from a blackened grimoire.

Raezon gives a slice of strawberry cheesecake to you.

Raezon, the Forbidden says, "Sure."

*peer*

Ceremoniously, Munsia dabs some a steel broadsword tint upon her face, creating the pattern of right arm.

Ceremoniously, Munsia dabs some the corpse of a spectral man tint upon her face, creating the pattern of lightning bolts.

Silly Munsia

Buho - rich in testosterone and aggressive.

2100h, 2640m, 1830e, 10p, 6390en, 12100w elrxkp-
The form of Buho becomes increasingly more blurry, until He completely vanishes
from sight.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal says, "Keep your nose clean, Buho, or I'll break it
off."
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The eyes of Torak go briefly out of focus.
2100h, 2640m, 1830e, 10p, 6430en, 12100w elrxkp-
An obscuring mist quickly rises up from the ground. Slowly you begin to pick
out the blurry image of Buho.
2100h, 2640m, 1830e, 10p, 6450en, 12100w elrxkp-
Buho, the Restless says to an Ur'Guard Grand Marshal, "Don't make me hurt you."
2100h, 2640m, 1830e, 10p, 6450en, 12100w elrxkp-
The form of Buho becomes increasingly more blurry, until He completely vanishes
from sight.

Fun with Jerah..

Jerah tells you, "Why, you could call us dictionary twins. And perhaps we would have special powers!"

Lord General Jerah Moore, of the Armies of Light says, "I dunno, I always thought Methrenton would be good with kids."
You say, "Play with me, Uncle Methrenton!"
Lord General Jerah Moore, of the Armies of Light says, "Silence, puny infant! Lest I split you in twain!"

(The Star Council): Jerah says, "I know so little about trade it's absurd."
(The Star Council): Jerah says, "I am openly mocked in the streets for it."

..Mkay, I'm done.

So Raezon has been established as a Moondancer ever since he used toadcurse on Murphy, showed he's a concoctionist when he said he had an alias for making health refills, and now he's a cook as well? Skeeelz. Truly God of Knowledge.

Isune gives you a tiger lily flower.

You scratch your head in confusion.

You say, "Isune?"

Someone powerful says, "Um, ignore the invisible flower dispenser."


Aren't Gods fun?

3481h, 2567m, 3730e, 10p, 19582en, 10340w elx-idae influence needs to be fixed so that Faeling are the best influencers rather than merian. Thank you.
Brilliant! Dumb it down for me?



Thought that was funny.

ROFL. I love it!

One of my favorite quotes ever is this one...I don't know why, it just cracked me up at the time.

Brona tells you, ": )."

I say Mugwump are better Influencers. Lower Charisma, but with our Equilibrium regeneration, we can hit influence them so fast, they can't influence back. Seems in influencing, they don't counter attack for X time period after you influence them, so, if you're fast, they'll never hit you.