QUOTE
You reach upwards and concentrate on finding a sturdy branch, then lift
yourself up with relative ease.
In a nest above The resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart.
Another loud 'crack' vibrates through your body as his hand connects with your
ass again, and this time it stays, gripping the flesh. A large ebon feather
floats in the air, twirling about on stray breezes. An enormous, putrid crow's
nest stands here atop the totem pole below.
You see exits leading south.
yourself up with relative ease.
In a nest above The resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart.
Another loud 'crack' vibrates through your body as his hand connects with your
ass again, and this time it stays, gripping the flesh. A large ebon feather
floats in the air, twirling about on stray breezes. An enormous, putrid crow's
nest stands here atop the totem pole below.
You see exits leading south.
QUOTE(tenqual @ Jul 25 2005, 04:26 AM)
 156915
Now THATS what i call a** raped by the trees. You were just too much, they couldn't resist!...or was there something...
you haven't shown us...that you've done to the...tree? 
QUOTE(Yuniko @ Jul 25 2005, 04:07 AM)
...or was there something... you haven't shown us...that you've done to the...tree?Â
you haven't shown us...that you've done to the...tree? 156921
shh we dont want to know
QUOTE(Kidaen @ Jul 25 2005, 04:52 AM)
I deny everything!
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QUOTE
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook,
"You're FAT."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag exclaims to a rotund elfen cook,
"Stop eating so much!"
You giggle happily.
You say, "What's wrong with being fat?"
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says, "Lots!"
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says, "Means he eats lots."
A rotund elfen cook says, "Now that is not a very nice thing to say, kind sir."
You smile and say, "But but...mummy is chubby."
You say, "And eating is good."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook, "But
it's truuuue."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook, "Kalo
thinks you should sell more than you eat."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook, "You
could open biiig restaurant!"
-
A rotund elfen cook says, "One could say you're stupid, which would also be
true, but that's also not a very nice thing to say."
You say, "That would take business away from me!"
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook,
"Kalodan says Kalo smarter than cook, 'cause Kalo don't eat what he makes."
-
A rotund elfen cook says, "In contrast, one could say you're not as
intelligently blessed as others."
You say, "Yes, and that's why I end up having to feed you."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook, "Kalo
wonder if you can even make good food."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook,
"Kalodan says good cook eats his mistakes."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook, "You
a good cook?"
You say to Kalodan, "On the other hand one should never trust a skinny cook."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook,
"Mum's right. Kalo sorry. Kalo take your fatness as a sign of good cookery."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook,
"Gotta name, Mr. Fatcook?"
"You're FAT."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag exclaims to a rotund elfen cook,
"Stop eating so much!"
You giggle happily.
You say, "What's wrong with being fat?"
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says, "Lots!"
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says, "Means he eats lots."
A rotund elfen cook says, "Now that is not a very nice thing to say, kind sir."
You smile and say, "But but...mummy is chubby."
You say, "And eating is good."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook, "But
it's truuuue."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook, "Kalo
thinks you should sell more than you eat."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook, "You
could open biiig restaurant!"
-
A rotund elfen cook says, "One could say you're stupid, which would also be
true, but that's also not a very nice thing to say."
You say, "That would take business away from me!"
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook,
"Kalodan says Kalo smarter than cook, 'cause Kalo don't eat what he makes."
-
A rotund elfen cook says, "In contrast, one could say you're not as
intelligently blessed as others."
You say, "Yes, and that's why I end up having to feed you."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook, "Kalo
wonder if you can even make good food."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook,
"Kalodan says good cook eats his mistakes."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook, "You
a good cook?"
You say to Kalodan, "On the other hand one should never trust a skinny cook."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook,
"Mum's right. Kalo sorry. Kalo take your fatness as a sign of good cookery."
Defender Kalodan Caelicus, Druid of the Stag says to a rotund elfen cook,
"Gotta name, Mr. Fatcook?"
That's when it died off - but still, it was funny for the few brief moments. Ibaesha was sendin' me IMs, dieing of laughter. Thanks whomever. It really was amusing.
*point Kidaen and Lisaera* I bet it's one of you.QUOTE(Navaryn @ Jul 25 2005, 03:12 PM)
Urge... to strangle random passersby... RISING!
157071
Aww, everyone loves Kalo.
And BM!
QUOTE(Ye of Little Faith @ Jul 25 2005, 01:04 PM)
That's when it died off - but still, it was funny for the few brief moments. Ibaesha was sendin' me IMs, dieing of laughter. Thanks whomever. It really was amusing. *point Kidaen and Lisaera* I bet it's one of you.
*point Kidaen and Lisaera* I bet it's one of you.157068
wait a minute...YOU are Kalodan, so how did you see that from a third person view?
Guido: Okay, here goes.
Guido: A bit of a long one.
Guido: Guido, Kalo, and Daganev all die and float up to heaven.
Guido: At the gates, Gabriel welcomes them. He tells them they can do whatever they want in heaven, but warns then NOT to step on the ducks.
Guido: So, later on, Guido and Kalo are walking through heaven...
Guido: Dagenev approached them, and clinging to him is the most horrible, ugly woman ever. She's rubbing him, kissing him, ect. Fat, smelly, yadda yadda.
Guido: Guido and Kalo ask him what happened, and Dag replies "I stepped on a duck and she appeared!"
Guido: The next day, Kalo and Dag are walking.
Guido: Guido appears, and the same kind of woman is clinging to him, slogging all over him. He says, "I stepped on a duck and she appeared!"
Guido: The day after that, Dag and Guido are walking through heaven. Kalo appears, and the hottest woman ever is clinging to him.
Guido: They both go "Damn, sweet, what happened?!"
Guido: The hot woman says, "I stepped on a duck and he appeared".
blastron: how many Lusternians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Branwyn: ...isn't the computer bright enough?
blastron: your answer's better than mine.
blastron: one to change the lightbulb
blastron: two hundred to log onto the forums
blastron: and complain about how the new one is so overpowered
Guido: A bit of a long one.
Guido: Guido, Kalo, and Daganev all die and float up to heaven.
Guido: At the gates, Gabriel welcomes them. He tells them they can do whatever they want in heaven, but warns then NOT to step on the ducks.
Guido: So, later on, Guido and Kalo are walking through heaven...
Guido: Dagenev approached them, and clinging to him is the most horrible, ugly woman ever. She's rubbing him, kissing him, ect. Fat, smelly, yadda yadda.
Guido: Guido and Kalo ask him what happened, and Dag replies "I stepped on a duck and she appeared!"
Guido: The next day, Kalo and Dag are walking.
Guido: Guido appears, and the same kind of woman is clinging to him, slogging all over him. He says, "I stepped on a duck and she appeared!"
Guido: The day after that, Dag and Guido are walking through heaven. Kalo appears, and the hottest woman ever is clinging to him.
Guido: They both go "Damn, sweet, what happened?!"
Guido: The hot woman says, "I stepped on a duck and he appeared".
blastron: how many Lusternians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Branwyn: ...isn't the computer bright enough?
blastron: your answer's better than mine.
blastron: one to change the lightbulb
blastron: two hundred to log onto the forums
blastron: and complain about how the new one is so overpowered
I'm starting to feel bad for all your people who aren't in IRC. I tell you, this channel is almost like comedy central. It all started like this, again, with irrevalent portions cut out:
(10:50:28) Gerald: GOD I want dreamweaving SO bad
(10:50:33) Veonira: ..Why
(10:50:36) Gerald: so i can SNOOP
(10:50:43) Gerald: Tainted Butterfly, Nymerya de la Koicei,(A panoramic view of the City)
(10:50:43) Gerald: Keshnor, Protector of Stone (A panoramic view of the City)
(10:50:44) Deas: psh
(10:50:46) Veonira: D O double G
(10:50:48) Gerald: i want to know what they are doing
(10:50:54) Klia: each other
(10:50:55) Veonira: Probably an Order thing
(10:50:55) Veonira: I'll go walk in
(10:51:26) Deas: lets go in all togather
(10:51:31) Gerald: hahaha
(10:51:31) Veonira: I need a rat to offer first
(10:51:32) Gerald: lets!
(10:51:32) Deas: like we're going to a picnic
(10:51:49) Deas: who brings the baskets?
(10:52:02) Laysus: ok
(10:52:17) Laysus: nymerya: "Tell them I'm mudsexing him, on top of the shrine to Raezon."
(10:52:25) Klia: LOL
(10:52:27) Klia: sweet
(10:52:27) Deas: rofl
(10:52:29) Klia: can I get tickets?
(10:52:38) Deas: i can go there free
(10:52:44) Gerald: hahaha
(10:52:48) Laysus: Nymerya: "Because Raezon gets me hot. "
(10:52:57) Veonira: ...
(10:53:06) Klia: nice
(10:53:11) Klia: I want sketches
(10:53:13) Deas: isnt she engaged or something?
(10:53:13) Klia: lots
(10:53:14) Althana: mudsexing him... that means there's mud over raezon shrine?
(10:53:15) Gerald: yeah
(10:53:17) Klia: so it's like a flip book
(10:53:17) Veonira: wait, what
(10:53:25) Gerald: She has been engaged to be married to Master Nokraenom d'Erlette for 18 months.
(10:53:28) Gerald: oh snap
So a bit later...
(10:55:41) Veonira: She's desecrating Lord Raezon's shrine.
(10:56:13) Kalodan: waitwait
(10:56:19) Kalodan: She's having sex on his shrine?
(10:56:23) Gerald: supposedly Kalo
(10:56:28) Kalodan: ROFL
(10:56:28) Kalodan: ROFL
(10:56:29) Veonira: LMFAO
(10:56:31) Kalodan: WHERE?!
(10:56:31) Veonira: I'm making a joke to her
(10:56:35) Klia: Nymerea and some guy are plunging the depths on raezons shrine
(10:56:43) Veonira: You tell Tainted Butterfly, Nymerya de la Koicei, the Benighted, "How many
(10:56:43) Veonira: times must I tell people. You can only do -Order- members on Raezon's shrine."
And then...
10:57:31) Kalodan: ahaha
(10:57:34) Kalodan: Poor Nokraenom.
(10:57:39) Veonira: Nymerya tells you, "That only applies when it's not incestous too. Sheesh,
(10:57:39) Veonira: don't you people read the new rules I implemented?"
(10:58:26) Veonira: You tell Tainted Butterfly, Nymerya de la Koicei, the Benighted, "Oh, is
(10:58:26) Veonira: Keshnor your son?"
(10:58:35) Deas: maybe if i will log as a geo she will do an orgy
Finally...
(10:58:48) Veonira: Nymerya tells you, "*nod* Auy, indeed. Well, hopefully."
(10:58:51) Veonira: You tell Tainted Butterfly, Nymerya de la Koicei, the Benighted, "Oh, well then
(10:58:52) Veonira: by all means, continue! I didn't realize you were sexing your -son- on the
(10:58:52) Veonira: Shrine."
(10:58:55) Gerald: she's doing her son?
(10:58:58) Veonira: LMFAO
(10:59:00) Kalodan: ROFL
(10:59:01) Kalodan: LMAO
(10:59:03) Deas: rofl
(10:59:05) Gerald:
ing pedo
(10:59:06) Deas: quote that
(10:59:11) Kalodan: THAT'S SSOO WRONG
(10:59:17) Gerald: sick sick sonuva
Fin.
(10:50:28) Gerald: GOD I want dreamweaving SO bad
(10:50:33) Veonira: ..Why
(10:50:36) Gerald: so i can SNOOP
(10:50:43) Gerald: Tainted Butterfly, Nymerya de la Koicei,(A panoramic view of the City)
(10:50:43) Gerald: Keshnor, Protector of Stone (A panoramic view of the City)
(10:50:44) Deas: psh
(10:50:46) Veonira: D O double G
(10:50:48) Gerald: i want to know what they are doing
(10:50:54) Klia: each other
(10:50:55) Veonira: Probably an Order thing
(10:50:55) Veonira: I'll go walk in
(10:51:26) Deas: lets go in all togather
(10:51:31) Gerald: hahaha
(10:51:31) Veonira: I need a rat to offer first
(10:51:32) Gerald: lets!
(10:51:32) Deas: like we're going to a picnic
(10:51:49) Deas: who brings the baskets?
(10:52:02) Laysus: ok
(10:52:17) Laysus: nymerya: "Tell them I'm mudsexing him, on top of the shrine to Raezon."
(10:52:25) Klia: LOL
(10:52:27) Klia: sweet
(10:52:27) Deas: rofl
(10:52:29) Klia: can I get tickets?
(10:52:38) Deas: i can go there free
(10:52:44) Gerald: hahaha
(10:52:48) Laysus: Nymerya: "Because Raezon gets me hot. "
(10:52:57) Veonira: ...
(10:53:06) Klia: nice
(10:53:11) Klia: I want sketches
(10:53:13) Deas: isnt she engaged or something?
(10:53:13) Klia: lots
(10:53:14) Althana: mudsexing him... that means there's mud over raezon shrine?
(10:53:15) Gerald: yeah
(10:53:17) Klia: so it's like a flip book
(10:53:17) Veonira: wait, what
(10:53:25) Gerald: She has been engaged to be married to Master Nokraenom d'Erlette for 18 months.
(10:53:28) Gerald: oh snap
So a bit later...
(10:55:41) Veonira: She's desecrating Lord Raezon's shrine.
(10:56:13) Kalodan: waitwait
(10:56:19) Kalodan: She's having sex on his shrine?
(10:56:23) Gerald: supposedly Kalo
(10:56:28) Kalodan: ROFL
(10:56:28) Kalodan: ROFL
(10:56:29) Veonira: LMFAO
(10:56:31) Kalodan: WHERE?!
(10:56:31) Veonira: I'm making a joke to her
(10:56:35) Klia: Nymerea and some guy are plunging the depths on raezons shrine
(10:56:43) Veonira: You tell Tainted Butterfly, Nymerya de la Koicei, the Benighted, "How many
(10:56:43) Veonira: times must I tell people. You can only do -Order- members on Raezon's shrine."
And then...
10:57:31) Kalodan: ahaha
(10:57:34) Kalodan: Poor Nokraenom.
(10:57:39) Veonira: Nymerya tells you, "That only applies when it's not incestous too. Sheesh,
(10:57:39) Veonira: don't you people read the new rules I implemented?"
(10:58:26) Veonira: You tell Tainted Butterfly, Nymerya de la Koicei, the Benighted, "Oh, is
(10:58:26) Veonira: Keshnor your son?"
(10:58:35) Deas: maybe if i will log as a geo she will do an orgy
Finally...
(10:58:48) Veonira: Nymerya tells you, "*nod* Auy, indeed. Well, hopefully."
(10:58:51) Veonira: You tell Tainted Butterfly, Nymerya de la Koicei, the Benighted, "Oh, well then
(10:58:52) Veonira: by all means, continue! I didn't realize you were sexing your -son- on the
(10:58:52) Veonira: Shrine."
(10:58:55) Gerald: she's doing her son?
(10:58:58) Veonira: LMFAO
(10:59:00) Kalodan: ROFL
(10:59:01) Kalodan: LMAO
(10:59:03) Deas: rofl
(10:59:05) Gerald:
ing pedo(10:59:06) Deas: quote that
(10:59:11) Kalodan: THAT'S SSOO WRONG
(10:59:17) Gerald: sick sick sonuva
Fin.
Hope he was tasty. Please keep him. Thanks!... yeah. It's been one of those days.
