Quotes

by Jalain

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Jasper2005-07-27 03:52:51
QUOTE
You narrow your eyes at Ethelon in an unnverving manner.
Ethelon pats you in a friendly manner.
You say to Ethelon, "You are SUPPOSED to put them in your cage."
You mutter discontentedly.
Telira quickly ducks down.
Ethelon looks about himself suspiciously.
"Shh!" says Ethelon, putting a finger to his lips.
You cackle hellishly.
Prince of Darkness, Ethelon Treeripper says, "Don't ruin the ending!"
Veonira2005-07-27 04:25:34
(Mindlink): You say, "Revan, you do realize."
(Mindlink): You say, "If you keep adopting children at this rate."
(Mindlink): You say, "But also, you're going to lead us into a sad world of
incest."
(Mindlink): Ixchilgal says, "Kinky."
(Mindlink): Revan says, "Keep it in the family."
(Mindlink): Ixchilgal says, "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the
family."
(Mindlink): You say, "Incest incest it's the best, put your daughter to the
test."
(Mindlink): Ixchilgal says, "Incest - a game the whole family can enjoy."
(Mindlink): Revan says, "There's the spirit."

(Mindlink): Ixchilgal says, "Hey Revan. I just told your daughter about this
conversation."
(Mindlink): Revan says, "Mell?"
(Mindlink): Ixchilgal says, "Mell indeed."
(Mindlink): Revan says, "She'd probably join in."
(Mindlink): Ixchilgal says, "Not based on what she just said to me."
(Mindlink): Revan says, "Heh."
(Mindlink): Ixchilgal says, "She says, and I quote, "Ick ick ick ick ick.""

Oh, I do amuse myself.

Faytte tells you, "Hi."
Faytte tells you, "Can I go to acknor?"
You tell Squire Faytte Himura, of the Armies of Light, "Hi. No."
Faytte tells you, "Why?"
You tell Squire Faytte Himura, of the Armies of Light, "Because."
Faytte tells you, "Because why?"
You tell Squire Faytte Himura, of the Armies of Light, "Because."
Faytte tells you, "Because why?"
You tell Squire Faytte Himura, of the Armies of Light, "Because I said so."
Faytte tells you, "Why."
You tell Squire Faytte Himura, of the Armies of Light, "Because."
Faytte tells you, "Give me a real anwser."
You tell Squire Faytte Himura, of the Armies of Light, "Fine."
You tell Squire Faytte Himura, of the Armies of Light, "Because I'm saying no."
Faytte tells you, "Real reason please."

Aw, he kind of stopped after that sad.gif.
Arundel2005-07-28 17:54:07
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Stangmar2005-07-28 17:59:01
Heh, Veo. went through the same thing with him when i killed him yesterday. He kept asking me why i did it, i said 'cause your annoying' he was all 'i am?' 'yes' 'i am?' 'yes' 'why?' 'cause you are?' 'why?' 'cause you are'. That type of stuff.
Veonira2005-07-28 18:11:35
*** Hajamin (Hajamin@211.109.186.QE762=) has joined channel #Lusternia
*** Mode change "+o Hajamin" on #Lusternia by ChanServ
blastron|artisanal is tracing every hand drawn line with the pencil tool so he can make a nice li'l line
blastron|a: HAJABOO!
Hajamin: *QW* *SINGS All the lonely people*
*** Signoff: Hajamin (QUIT: User exited)
blastron|a: what the hell?
Chiba-More: blast: Preliminary work on my artistic entry: http://webpost.net/ch/Chiba/chibaupdate.jpg
Veonira: ..
Veonira: ..LMFAO
Klia: LOL
Hajamin2005-07-28 18:15:32
QUOTE(Veonira @ Jul 29 2005, 03:11 AM)
*** Hajamin (Hajamin@211.109.186.QE762=) has joined channel #Lusternia
*** Mode change "+o Hajamin" on #Lusternia by ChanServ
            blastron|artisanal is tracing every hand drawn line with the pencil tool so he can make a nice li'l line
blastron|a: HAJABOO!
  Hajamin: *QW* *SINGS All the lonely people*
*** Signoff: Hajamin (QUIT: User exited)
blastron|a: what the hell?
Chiba-More: blast: Preliminary work on my artistic entry: http://webpost.net/ch/Chiba/chibaupdate.jpg 
  Veonira: ..
  Veonira: ..LMFAO
      Klia: LOL
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For those wondering, Lusty Radio was playing Beetles "Lonely People" at the time. tongue.gif biggrin.gif
Athalas2005-07-28 18:32:13
Exploiting Mistress Yuniko Auralius, the Untamed Mystic says, "Orgies with the cheesecakes!"
Yuniko2005-07-28 18:47:14
Bull! it went like this:
You suck thoughtfully upon a happy cow cheesecake.

You drift away from the conversation, lost in your daydreams.
Unknown2005-07-29 05:37:43
Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools says, "More like a titter."
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
A baby rat darts into the shadows and disappears.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-'no, thats this
You say, "No, thats this."
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Luxis raises his hand to his mouth and titters girlishly.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Ciera says, "I thought it was wonderful!"
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools says, "But with more tit then ger."
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-titter
You raise your hand to your mouth and titter girlishly.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
A baby rat darts into the shadows and disappears.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Inexplicably, a cohesive bubble of water meanders by, small floating drips
trailing after it.
Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools says, "Ter rather."
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-hehe acrune
You laugh uproariously at Acrune, wiping the tears from your eyes.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools screams, "BUBBLES!"
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
The body of Squire Tarrie, of the Armies of Light appears in a flash and her
soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill
with emotion.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Ciera says, "Bubbles..."
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Roania gives Tarrie a respectful salute.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-'How much more tit, Acrune?
You say, "How much more tit, Acrune?"
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools says, "A lot more."
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
A baby rat noses its way cautiously out of the shadows.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
An old rat noses its way cautiously out of the shadows.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
(Aquamancers): Ardrem says, "Um, does anyone know if our guild is currently
selling credits?"
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-'Elaborate on just how immense the t
it is compared to the ter?
You say, "Elaborate on just how immense the tit is compared to the ter?"
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
(Aquamancers): Acrune says, "We're not."
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
(Aquamancers): Ardrem says, "OK, thanks."
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
A baby rat darts into the shadows and disappears.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Your eyes are drawn to a baby rat that darts suddenly into view.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Luxis thumps you on the forehead.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
With a flick of its small whiskers, an old rat dashes out of view.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Nobleman Acrune, Weaver of Whirlpools says, "Now theres a motto for you."
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Evanescent Luxis, Student of the Nine says to you, "Not at the Pool!"
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-laugh
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-
Frenetic Bubblemage, Ciera says, "Whee!"
2136h, 3432m, 2946e, 10p, 9580en, 16060w ex-hehe
You double over in laughter, wiping the tears from your eyes.
Malicia2005-07-29 16:40:31
Ceres tells you, "I think most Mags are people that couldn't make it in the
Taliban."
Unknown2005-07-29 20:09:27
AHAHAHA!! Osama BinDaevos.
Bricriu2005-07-29 20:32:11
Now that, is the farthest thing from funny I think I may have EVER seen. Grow the censor.gif up.
Tsuki2005-07-29 23:33:42
Daevos has been slain by the might of a cavalier of the Light.

Terenas links hands with you and the other members of the coven, forming a
sacred circle.

Terenas links hands with you and the other members of the coven, forming a
sacred circle.


(Serenwilde): Terenas says, "Darn, Daevos doesn't follow Stag or Moon."

(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "*laugh*."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Terenas.

(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "If you raised him somehow.."

(Serenwilde): Malicia says, "I'd unraise him."

Malicia thwaps Terenas on the head.

"Ooowwwww!", Terenas whines.
Sylphas2005-07-30 00:07:26
You could always resurgem into a totem and guards. That'd be fun. *innocence*
Vix2005-07-30 00:10:08
Heh, but it'll get you issued. tongue.gif

I remember when it was the Viravain incident and Glomdoring first came out people like Elerial and someone else still had Moon/Stag and we resurgemed them by trigger and they threatened to issue.
Terenas2005-07-30 22:31:53
After Roark 'fixed' razing.

You sent the following message to Roark: I'm not sure if I should issue this,
but you broke raze
Roark would like you to know that: I am slow to respond to messages. If this is
an emergency bug, please channel it through your envoys and have them post on
the envoy news board.

The Divine voice of Roark Libertas echoes in your head, "In what way?"

You tell Roark Libertas, "We can't double raze at all even on balance."

The Divine voice of Roark Libertas echoes in your head, "Damn it..."

The Divine voice of Roark Libertas echoes in your head, "So *that's* why I
changed that flag in November..."

laugh.gif
Unknown2005-07-30 23:26:09
I am allowed to look like a dumbass now and then
no comments from the peanut gallery


*snicker*
Unknown2005-07-31 03:54:29
Murphy's Princess Terenas the Speed Demon (Male Aslaran).
He is 41 years old, having been born on the 19th of Shanthin, 81 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 16th in Lusternia.
He is the 15th ranked combatant with a rating of 212.
Blah blah blah...

What is it with Murphy...
Joli2005-07-31 03:57:23
QUOTE(Folkien @ Jul 30 2005, 10:54 PM)
Murphy's Princess Terenas the Speed Demon (Male Aslaran).
He is 41 years old, having been born on the 19th of Shanthin, 81 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 16th in Lusternia.
He is the 15th ranked combatant with a rating of 212.
Blah blah blah...

What is it with Murphy...
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Noo, he stole my title.. crying.gif
Terenas2005-07-31 04:04:55
Right, top of hit list: Narsrim, second: Folken.